Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Except John McClane who now has a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho.
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Except John McClane who now has a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho.
You know we're headed for a massive recession when McDonald's removes the self pour drink machines.
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You know we're headed for a massive recession when McDonald's removes the self pour drink machines.
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
JD Vance has been blocked more times than the '93 Dallas Mavericks
June 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
JD Vance has been blocked more times than the '93 Dallas Mavericks
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Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
June 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
New strategy: can't have higher egg prices if there are no eggs.
January 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
New strategy: can't have higher egg prices if there are no eggs.
This year is going to suck so hard for so many reasons. Ugh.
January 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This year is going to suck so hard for so many reasons. Ugh.
NY. No money to help its citizens but plenty to spend on the dozens of NYPD officers to perp walk one man in shackles.
December 20, 2024 at 12:12 AM
NY. No money to help its citizens but plenty to spend on the dozens of NYPD officers to perp walk one man in shackles.
I just learned that Lower Decks has ended. First WWDITS and now this!? I can only take so much!
a cartoon character says oh come on in front of a computer screen
ALT: a cartoon character says oh come on in front of a computer screen
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I just learned that Lower Decks has ended. First WWDITS and now this!? I can only take so much!
NYPD have released a new sketch of the suspect in the assassination of the UHC CEO after finding a backpack filled with money.
December 8, 2024 at 10:45 PM
NYPD have released a new sketch of the suspect in the assassination of the UHC CEO after finding a backpack filled with money.
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RIP Joe Lieberman, you were stupid and also a bad person
March 27, 2024 at 9:34 PM
RIP Joe Lieberman, you were stupid and also a bad person
52 years. That's how long a water main shutoff valve lasts. And now you know.
February 13, 2024 at 3:01 AM
52 years. That's how long a water main shutoff valve lasts. And now you know.
Snoop. And his bizzaro twin.
December 26, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Snoop. And his bizzaro twin.
It's Christmas so let's all pause and remember the important things... Only 68 days until Formula One races again.
December 25, 2023 at 4:11 PM
It's Christmas so let's all pause and remember the important things... Only 68 days until Formula One races again.
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happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
December 9, 2023 at 1:23 PM
happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
It's the most, wonderful time of the year! #girlshockey
December 3, 2023 at 10:35 PM
It's the most, wonderful time of the year! #girlshockey
I'd never be happy about someone dying, but maybe this one time?
Henry Kissinger, American diplomat and Nobel winner, dead at 100 | Reuters
Former United States Secretary of State Henry Kissinger died on Wednesday at his home in Connecticut at the age of 100, Kissinger Associates, Inc said in a statement.
www.reuters.com
November 30, 2023 at 2:49 AM
I'd never be happy about someone dying, but maybe this one time?
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They're just trying to show Ohio State fans what it looks like to storm a place legally
Damn, Michigan. It's three in a row. Don't rush the field.
November 25, 2023 at 8:49 PM
They're just trying to show Ohio State fans what it looks like to storm a place legally
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Mentally, I’m here—
November 23, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Mentally, I’m here—
It's too early for this on Thanksgiving. I'm only two White Claws in.
November 23, 2023 at 6:49 PM
It's too early for this on Thanksgiving. I'm only two White Claws in.