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Salacious bullshit, pointing out life’s absurdities.
Gay marry me.
🔞 full bush only
I’m an Enemy of the State.
Fuck the rich and fuck DJT.
Overtly maga-unfriendly.

Inquire within re: the enterprise’s supersecret discord server & other online platforms
Thighgap.
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Kira: If I knew I was going to survive this long I would have taken better care of myself.
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
*isolation psychosis intensifies*
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Boyz II Men
ABC
BBD

The east coast family.
December 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Fuck you, @fredmeyerstores.bsky.social
There’s NO reason eye drops should cost 11$ per teeny bottle.

You been losing customers?
I wonder why?
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Oh God, another split personality ep.

* jams fast forward button *
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
KETAMINE YACHT
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Luigi mangione canNOT take a bad picture. He can’t. Even the cameras blush
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hey guys, always remember—

Christ is LordT.
December 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Listening to dяumpf tawk is like listening to a hot bowl of loose oatmeal being dumped onto the sidewalk
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
God the Apple update bugs are *almost* as bad as bluesky’s
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I’m watching the stÅrgÅte ep where teal’c is black and not Jaffa.
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Requirements for driving in portland:

1) go 5 miles an hour below the speed limit
2) hug the right hand lane and don’t let people over
3) left lane means slow down
4) never ever ever find a way to go around a train
5) having an unnatural tint to hair, numerous bad tattoos, unwashed hair
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Dickbag, bitchclit, BASTARDBITCH
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How am I even still alive?
December 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m not gonna do it.

I’m not gonna die of fat tonight.
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I need an accountability fwiend I can chat with when I have an overwhelming desire to whaYle.

Like a fat sponsor.
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Hi.

I’m the human representation of a dry fart.

My name is Pam Bondi.
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
WE AINT FOUND SHIT.
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Goddamn I luv Krystal lYte™️ lemomade.

It must be bad for you.

It taYstes too good.
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Bartiromo always looks like a disheveled turd that’s been left to dry on a cloth chair in a library study room.
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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How to report ICE Agent misconduct. California residents:
oag.ca.gov/reportmiscon...
Report Misconduct by Federal Agents to the California Attorney General
oag.ca.gov
December 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Gerentocracy in full effect!
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
*whalesong*
Eunnnnnnhhhhhhh
a cat is sitting on the back of a whale
ALT: a cat is sitting on the back of a whale
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Presleep complete. ✅
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM