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Hi I’m Penn, she/her, 29, and I draw and write gay shit. PurplePenntapus on most places and Penn-Dragon on tumblr dot com 🔞demisexual Zoro truther

💬 https://purplepenntapus.straw.page
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Anyway here’s that whole post because I have great takes
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Most people agree with me, the people who don't are just angry, loud, and don't know how analyzing a story works 😂
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
That’s EXACTLY what I said on twitter to start this whole debacle 😂😂
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Person on my strawpage:
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
What does this mean hfjfjdnd
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Me: …. Okay… that doesn't contradict anything I just said and is still just based on your own perception of what makes a person “worthy” of being first mate and doesn't have any effect on the crew dynamics.

Them: but…. But Zoro is the first mate….
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I call Zoro the first mate because I think Luffy thinks of Zoro as his partner in crime, not because more capable than anyone else to run the crew in Luffy’s absence.

Someone: okay but here here and here are the reasons I think Zoro embodies the title of first mate.
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
and the answer to that is no, because the straw hat’s embody what Luffy thinks a pirate crew is, rather than any kind of structured chain of command, and their dynamics with each other are organic and based on what’s best in the moment rather than defaulting down a heirarchy.
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Me: ultimately I don't think the debate of whether or not Zoro is the first mate of the straw hats matters, because what that question really boils down to is ‘can I analyze the story based on what the typical responsibilities of this role are?’
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
It's kind of hilarious to me how people on twitter can NOT comprehend any outside of the box thinking
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
But really I think Zoro’s more likely to be straightforward and say something like “my crewmate” because a. It's still true regardless of if they’re in a situationship/relationship or just drop the my entirely and be like “that's the cook.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 AM
My immediate thought
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Zoro, smirking: Your houseplant? Does that mean you tend to me with love and care?

Sanji: No, I forget you on the windowsill to die.
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I love when Zoro and Sanji don’t know what to call each other so it's like “This is Zoro, he’s my… my, uh— my houseplant.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Aphrodite and Sanji are so similar in the sense of representing love but in a way the recognizes love can be furious, painful, passionate, and powerful as much as it can be gentle, warm, and beautiful
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Aphrodite admiring the passion with which Ares views battle and Ares appreciating how a person fights most passionately when motivated by love (whether it’s for or against) is very Zosan coded.

Two forces that seem like they stand in opposition, but complement each other in ways you wouldn’t expect
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Specifically, the Renaissance interpretation that was heavily focused on the duality of their natures. The contrast between love and war, but the overlap between passion and violence.
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
2/2
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
War and Love meet on the battlefield

Hear me out about #zosan as Ares and Aphrodite
1/2
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Sanji on Whole Cake the night before his wedding probably
February 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by Penn
Hear me out y’all. What if all us furry artists spent a year not going to any event?

It would take support from our communities to keep artists afloat with online sales. But the absolute disrespect we are experiencing is insane.

I feel like cons need to remember that dealers IS the con appeal.
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I’m tryna start posting more wips because I’m too much of a perfectionist and my files are full of unfinished zosans the world has never seen
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
he take offense, wip
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Thank YOU for the food
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM