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There's very little that can't be fixed by binging Primo. @netw3rk.bsky.social @sheaserrano.bsky.social
June 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
June 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Predator and snuggles now. Kickball later. 💚
June 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Lu Dort: King 3nD
June 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Realized that Mrs. Robinson and Little PJ Cat have the same number of syllables, so someone got a new song this morning
June 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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❤️
May 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"I'm wearing a shirt and shoes, where is my service?" 😂😂😂
Resident Alien is the best.
May 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Just have to let my editor know I won't have time to watch any review screeners this week because all my viewing will be devoted to a loop of Mitchell Robinson defending all five Celtics on a single possession. #Knicks
May 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10
May 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just remembered there's a new Wu-Tang album, so at least there's something redeeming to come out of this god forsaken month
May 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Rooting for Denver (😭) just so my boy Russ can get a ring. Ranking of rooting interest in the teams left:
Denver
NY
Indiana
Minnesota
Cleveland
[HUGE GAP]
Golden State
[even bigger gap]
Celtics
[Never]
OKC
May 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
PJ has been breathing weird the last few days, so it's off to the vet. Everyone's least favorite thing.
May 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Random half days on Fridays are for laying in a hammock with a good book
May 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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#TheBear S4 premieres June 15 on Hulu 👨‍🍳

(via omelete)
April 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Take Purge is the best recurring bit of any podcast and it isn't close.
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social
April 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat Day to those who celebrate
April 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Yesssssss
April 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The idea that you have to do more to earn 4 out of 5 MVPs vs someone just winning one is such a horseshit take.
April 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Released 30 YEARS AGO

I Wish (1995)
Skee-Lo
April 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
April 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
New Love on the Spectrum 😭😭😭😭😭
April 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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'Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse' will officially release June 4, 2027 🕸️
April 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Only two players ever rank in the top 20 all-time in:
Points
Assists
Steals.

Russell Westbrook and LeBron James.

(via StatMamba)
#NBA
March 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Hi,
I had an old account get compromised recently and apparently they have the ability to make calls that look like they're coming from me: my number and my name show up. My brother just took a call from "me" demanding money be sent or they would kill me.
March 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM