punkmonger
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I finished up one of the most stressful school weeks of my life and decided to reward myself by playing Balatro until 4 a.m. Life is (temporarily) good.
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I finished up one of the most stressful school weeks of my life and decided to reward myself by playing Balatro until 4 a.m. Life is (temporarily) good.
If anything is gonna send me to the psych ward, it’s math proofs
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
If anything is gonna send me to the psych ward, it’s math proofs
SELF-iSH by Will Wood is the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy of music
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
SELF-iSH by Will Wood is the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy of music
got a 2 week extension on a 3 page paper that was due tomorrow that I had barely started on THANK THE LORD IN HEAVEN ABOVE
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
got a 2 week extension on a 3 page paper that was due tomorrow that I had barely started on THANK THE LORD IN HEAVEN ABOVE
Sometimes I feel like Alex G is gonna be the one to save my dying heart
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sometimes I feel like Alex G is gonna be the one to save my dying heart
Legitimately so terrible at overwatch I’m tempted to install fucking Paladins to see what it’s like to actually win
September 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Legitimately so terrible at overwatch I’m tempted to install fucking Paladins to see what it’s like to actually win
Do you think red pandas taste spicier than normal pandas
September 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Do you think red pandas taste spicier than normal pandas
The opening to The Place Where He Inserted The Blade hits me like a G note does to a depressed emo theater kid
September 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The opening to The Place Where He Inserted The Blade hits me like a G note does to a depressed emo theater kid
I was literally scrolling medical gore the other day but somehow that Charlie Kirk video might actually be the gnarliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I was literally scrolling medical gore the other day but somehow that Charlie Kirk video might actually be the gnarliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
I listened to Divorce Lawyers I Shaved My Head ONCE and, boom, now I’m non-binary
June 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I listened to Divorce Lawyers I Shaved My Head ONCE and, boom, now I’m non-binary
I always get on Overwatch thinking something will be different this time around, and then it takes maybe 3 games before the overwhelming sense of anger sets in and I remember why I stopped playing
April 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I always get on Overwatch thinking something will be different this time around, and then it takes maybe 3 games before the overwhelming sense of anger sets in and I remember why I stopped playing
Already wasn’t having a good day and then instagram commenters go and spoil the rest of chainsaw man for me
April 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Already wasn’t having a good day and then instagram commenters go and spoil the rest of chainsaw man for me
Really hoping that Trump pulls a Liz Truss and fucks the economy so bad that he has to resign
February 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Really hoping that Trump pulls a Liz Truss and fucks the economy so bad that he has to resign
I’m going to be in the nursing home and hear the default Apple alarm sound and send myself into a fight or flight response like I’m in fucking Vietnam or something
January 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m going to be in the nursing home and hear the default Apple alarm sound and send myself into a fight or flight response like I’m in fucking Vietnam or something
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Earth Explodes
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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Only Miku has the power to get me excited for a fortnite skin again. Last time shit like that happened was when I was a fucking child
January 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Only Miku has the power to get me excited for a fortnite skin again. Last time shit like that happened was when I was a fucking child
I played Core Keeper for the first time today and in all of my 2000+ hours on Terraria and Rust (the 2 most addicting games ever btw) I have never felt as ravenous to continue playing a game before as I have with this.
January 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I played Core Keeper for the first time today and in all of my 2000+ hours on Terraria and Rust (the 2 most addicting games ever btw) I have never felt as ravenous to continue playing a game before as I have with this.
There is no better album for the Christmas season than Once Twice Melody by Beach house, full stop
December 26, 2024 at 8:56 AM
There is no better album for the Christmas season than Once Twice Melody by Beach house, full stop
If I could somehow remember to compose all of the music that I make when I’m dreaming I’d be the next fucking Frank Zappa
December 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
If I could somehow remember to compose all of the music that I make when I’m dreaming I’d be the next fucking Frank Zappa
The feeling that music provides is a different kind of magical. If I were to live with just that feeling forever, it would be akin to Heaven
December 10, 2024 at 7:51 AM
The feeling that music provides is a different kind of magical. If I were to live with just that feeling forever, it would be akin to Heaven
I have a theory that the world started going to shit after Skittles got rid of the lime flavor, and when they brought it back it was already too late to change the hell that they had created
December 9, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I have a theory that the world started going to shit after Skittles got rid of the lime flavor, and when they brought it back it was already too late to change the hell that they had created
Wilbur Soot was hot as shit and I absolutely hate that he just had to be an asshole
December 8, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Wilbur Soot was hot as shit and I absolutely hate that he just had to be an asshole
Realizing I’m becoming an adult when I don’t peel string cheese to eat it anymore
December 2, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Realizing I’m becoming an adult when I don’t peel string cheese to eat it anymore
I remember thinking cigarettes were stupid when I was growing up, but now with the prevalence of vaping and it being so much stupider in comparison, It has caused me to circle back and think people who smoke cigs look cool as fuck
November 26, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I remember thinking cigarettes were stupid when I was growing up, but now with the prevalence of vaping and it being so much stupider in comparison, It has caused me to circle back and think people who smoke cigs look cool as fuck