🌱jade harley!🌱
@pumpkinprognostic.bsky.social
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
how did i get here? :0
(she/her for jade, he/they for mod!)
Is but a dream within a dream.
how did i get here? :0
(she/her for jade, he/they for mod!)
Pinned
helloooo? testing, testing, 1 2 3! is anybody out there?
[your name is JADE HARLEY. you have a vast catalog of HOBBIES that you picked up from years of being forced to entertain yourself. you are part girl, part dog, and all GOD. you're scared- but you put on a brave face and keep moving forward.]
[your name is JADE HARLEY. you have a vast catalog of HOBBIES that you picked up from years of being forced to entertain yourself. you are part girl, part dog, and all GOD. you're scared- but you put on a brave face and keep moving forward.]
:D
jade
And who, if I may ask, would you apply the title to?
August 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
:D
the grass is always greener on the other side i guess!
you're not missing out on much
just hanging out with the world's biggest loudest dicks for 8 hours per day 5 days a week
trust me it's not as nice as you think it is
just hanging out with the world's biggest loudest dicks for 8 hours per day 5 days a week
trust me it's not as nice as you think it is
i'll trade school for world destroying future any day, dave! especially considering i never really got to go when i was younger.
August 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the grass is always greener on the other side i guess!
i'll trade school for world destroying future any day, dave! especially considering i never really got to go when i was younger.
i have fucking school tomorrow fuck my life dude can the fucked up world destroying future come already
August 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i'll trade school for world destroying future any day, dave! especially considering i never really got to go when i was younger.
fun plant fact! the carnivorous pitcher plant is pretty dangerous to bugs and insects, but frogs are able to use it's wide opening as a little shelter from predators and the elements!
August 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
fun plant fact! the carnivorous pitcher plant is pretty dangerous to bugs and insects, but frogs are able to use it's wide opening as a little shelter from predators and the elements!
update-update:
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update: puppet just exploded? i think this means everything is fine, except for the sinking feeling in my gut that indicates otherwise!
i used to think dave was just being a dumb ol goober when he talked about his scary puppet...
i feel bad for thinking that now :(
i feel bad for thinking that now :(
August 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
update-update:
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:(((((((((((((((((((((
update: puppet just exploded? i think this means everything is fine, except for the sinking feeling in my gut that indicates otherwise!
i used to think dave was just being a dumb ol goober when he talked about his scary puppet...
i feel bad for thinking that now :(
i feel bad for thinking that now :(
THAT'S STRANGE. THE SUNGLASSES. THE CLOWN. NOR THE HORSE FREAK HAVE MADE THEIR VOICES APPEAR. IN THE BACK OF MY CRANIUM.
THIS IS GOOD.
ALSO. THE LEGS MOVE NOW.
SO DOES THE TORSO.
THIS IS GOOD.
ALSO. THE LEGS MOVE NOW.
SO DOES THE TORSO.
August 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
update: puppet just exploded? i think this means everything is fine, except for the sinking feeling in my gut that indicates otherwise!
i used to think dave was just being a dumb ol goober when he talked about his scary puppet...
i feel bad for thinking that now :(
i feel bad for thinking that now :(
THAT'S STRANGE. THE SUNGLASSES. THE CLOWN. NOR THE HORSE FREAK HAVE MADE THEIR VOICES APPEAR. IN THE BACK OF MY CRANIUM.
THIS IS GOOD.
ALSO. THE LEGS MOVE NOW.
SO DOES THE TORSO.
THIS IS GOOD.
ALSO. THE LEGS MOVE NOW.
SO DOES THE TORSO.
August 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i used to think dave was just being a dumb ol goober when he talked about his scary puppet...
i feel bad for thinking that now :(
i feel bad for thinking that now :(
a secret fourth thing(a big hug!!!) :DDD
QUIIIIIIZ TIIIIME!
WHAT DOES DAVEPETASPRITE^2 MEAN BY "IT"?
* Head
* Being Put Down
* Gay Sex
* A Secret Fourth Thing
WHAT DOES DAVEPETASPRITE^2 MEAN BY "IT"?
* Head
* Being Put Down
* Gay Sex
* A Secret Fourth Thing
B33< he is 38 seconds away furrom getting it
August 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
a secret fourth thing(a big hug!!!) :DDD
Reposted by 🌱jade harley!🌱
Casually grabbing breakfast
Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦
Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦
August 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Casually grabbing breakfast
Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦
Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦
so fair my biggest takeaway from paradox space is that miss mail lady is very popular with the boys! i guess people really like responsible girls who deliver their packages on time.
August 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
so fair my biggest takeaway from paradox space is that miss mail lady is very popular with the boys! i guess people really like responsible girls who deliver their packages on time.
as someone who lived on an island surrounded by sharks for 13 years, i actually have absolutely zero trouble believing it!
you wwouldnt believve it but fish consume other fish regularly
you know what else is edible? fish! >:0
August 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
as someone who lived on an island surrounded by sharks for 13 years, i actually have absolutely zero trouble believing it!
Reposted by 🌱jade harley!🌱
you know what else is edible? fish! >:0
evverythin is edible at least once
fun plant fact! did you know that every single part of a pumpkin is edible? even the leaves and stems and flowers! you can stuff the flowers with cheese, or even deep-fry them- apparently it makes for a tasty snack!
August 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
you know what else is edible? fish! >:0
Reposted by 🌱jade harley!🌱
i think i outdid myself with this one
August 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i think i outdid myself with this one
fun plant fact! did you know that every single part of a pumpkin is edible? even the leaves and stems and flowers! you can stuff the flowers with cheese, or even deep-fry them- apparently it makes for a tasty snack!
August 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
fun plant fact! did you know that every single part of a pumpkin is edible? even the leaves and stems and flowers! you can stuff the flowers with cheese, or even deep-fry them- apparently it makes for a tasty snack!
helloooo? testing, testing, 1 2 3! is anybody out there?
[your name is JADE HARLEY. you have a vast catalog of HOBBIES that you picked up from years of being forced to entertain yourself. you are part girl, part dog, and all GOD. you're scared- but you put on a brave face and keep moving forward.]
[your name is JADE HARLEY. you have a vast catalog of HOBBIES that you picked up from years of being forced to entertain yourself. you are part girl, part dog, and all GOD. you're scared- but you put on a brave face and keep moving forward.]
August 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
helloooo? testing, testing, 1 2 3! is anybody out there?
[your name is JADE HARLEY. you have a vast catalog of HOBBIES that you picked up from years of being forced to entertain yourself. you are part girl, part dog, and all GOD. you're scared- but you put on a brave face and keep moving forward.]
[your name is JADE HARLEY. you have a vast catalog of HOBBIES that you picked up from years of being forced to entertain yourself. you are part girl, part dog, and all GOD. you're scared- but you put on a brave face and keep moving forward.]