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Elliot
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I need to pick up a commission so badly right now, please repost ;w;
Formal comms opening for November! Moved prices down a tier:

Quickies -> $0.06/word
Short Stories -> $0.07/word
Novelettes -> $0.08/word

With ANWN done, my queue should be moving quicker, so I'm looking to get some more work.

All the info is here:
www.neildeer.com/commissions

Please repost!
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Houdini is intrigued by the concept of someone shitting in a toilet
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Very serene. Very demure.
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Bonding with my dad over having niche bone/cartilage problems
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Steps
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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mara, leo and tancred investigating an especially uncursed sword
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Héloïse, we don’t even have that.
July 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I'm tired, boss
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
15 years prison don't sound too bad rn
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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sorry i'm begging again with how cooked things are now. i'm getting more sick while battling wiht black mold in my room. nephew's asthma is acting up from it. might have to replace my bed. missing work and losing money that i Need right now.

even a tenner helps if you can afford it

cont+
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November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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i like the expression of a hopeless man
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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New Moon 🌕🌑 A piece for my ongoing series “A Starry Place”, where I explore spaces meaningful and nostalgic to me!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Yayyyyy not even 30 minutes into my day and psycho thundercunt is already up my ass
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Anytime I get a shitty call at work and I see the person is from Massachusetts it suddenly all makes sense cause I'd be pissy too if I sounded like......that
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
$580 a month for health insurance is insane what if I just box your ears for a few minutes
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Oh and there's people who still think this country can be redeemed or reformed lol that's cuuuuute
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Yet to see a cent of the $2000 that was promised to be paid back to me months ago by someone either. I have never received an apology nor anything else for the lies and abuse I've faced from people I've allowed into my life. Lol.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
👌
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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wetlands lizard

commission for Huey! 🧡
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Interesting fact Therianthropy has been recorded as early as 13000 BCE with a pictograph called the Sorcerer in the Cave of Trois-Frères, Ariège, France. The beast to human trope has been expressed in all culture’s myths, legends, and stories.

#therian #therianthropy #therianthrope
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fucked up i gotta work on therian day instead of laying in the sun
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Happy Therian Day!!!!! Be sure to be freaky and eat someone!
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Self indulgent sketch turned quick panel layout experiment :)
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Anything related to food service sounds like a special type of hell idk godspeed to those who put up with it
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM