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It's 'psy' as in 'psychadelic' and 'zall' as in 'Sawzall' cuz I'm a groovy powersaw, baby!
"Hey, Hey. Bonald Tay Flomlf. Big butt orange poo poo pee pee man. Fat dumb Blimpf. He try to stop the war, but INSTEADY HE POOPY IN HE DIAPY. HAHAHA HAHAHA

DUMPY WUMPY TRUMPY POO POO PEE PEE IN HE DIAPY

HEE HEE HAH HEE. WE ALL SEE THE POOPY." - The New York Times
June 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I'm Eliza Cassan. Reporting live, from Picus.
VEO 3

Prompt: Generate a TV news anchor with a British accent, the anchor says "in shocking news, Jake Kaye Rowe ling's yacht sank with her on board after being attacked by orcas off the coast of turkey" include the announcement in the dialogue.

This took one prompt and 2 minutes to generate.
May 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It's like twice a week there's another Elian Gonzalez. I was only a kid when that news story happened, but it was a huge, HUGE story. The media turned it into this whole big geopolitical affair. The pace at which this is happening is EXHAUSTING
April 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Murder Mystery Podcast
April 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What's the Greek word for "rule by balding men that still wear chain wallets with skinny jeans"?
February 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My neighbors, every single day of the week: Okay 10 PM time to do another 6 straight hours of screaming it's hard work but it's honest work and somebody's got to do it
February 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Made baked beans today. No recipe. Just freehanded the whole thing. It was perfect. Best pot of beans, not too much salt or sweetener. Good on calories and nutrition. feels like I just hit a major milestone at homecookin
January 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Like I always say, "If you ain't nuckin', then you ain't juckin'."
January 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Everyone is posting their coffee mugs well guess what, I have Two. The red one is metal like in WW2. The black one is the ideal size and shape for a coffee mug and I got it at Goodwill
January 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
They Not Like Us is the only song on the radio.
January 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
This intro to Nvidia's CES 2025 keynote address is straight up a Sarif Industries commercial. Like, I keep having to replay Deus Ex as the world gets wackier and wackier. www.youtube.com/live/K4qQtPp...
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January 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If you hate Christmas music like I do, here's a playlist of ice levels from video games:

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Ice Themes - YouTube
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December 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Today's hipster failure: I ate a can of Antarctic krill meat. It was salty and tasted like a light combination of shrimp, lobster and crab. Overall little flavor with a tough ground meat texture. Only tolerable because I ate it with fresh homemade bread. Maybe good if cooked like a crab cake.
December 14, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I got a teeth-whitening kit on Black Friday. The first treatment didn't cause me any gum irritation, but my teeth feel a lot more sensitive now.

The goal is to do all nine treatments the kit came with, so 8 more days to go. Let's see if I can take it.
December 7, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Ok time to turn off my phone.

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Why we can't focus.
YouTube video by Jared Henderson
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December 5, 2024 at 6:28 PM
So I'm sitting here, drinking my third Mio Energy of the night, when I find out that they PARDONED Hunter BIDENS LAPTOP. We are letting THIS MAN and his NAKED, UNCLOTHED PENIS, DESTROY AMERICA and SMOKE CRACK, IN PUBLIC, in BROAD DAYLIGHT, FORCING OUR CHILDREN TO LOOK AT HIS MEMBER EVERY DAY ON TV
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Look at this fukn loser I just drew
December 1, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Going to sleep wearing a nicotine patch and having crazy dreams.

Last night - I was working in Antarctica and I left the window open and a pigeon-shrimp flew in. It was slimy and meaty and could curl up in its hard shell but it could also fly. Would love to domesticate it for meat or as a pet.
November 22, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I can physically feel my blood pressure dropping while I scroll through this app. Very nice
November 14, 2024 at 9:06 AM
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Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM