Tuds Sterkel
@pseudobread.bsky.social
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
Year in review for my music/movies/books: An enjoyably pretentious way for me to inflict my great taste on everyone else.
Year in Review for virtually anything else: An unflinching monument to the incalculable amount of my life that I have wasted.
Year in Review for virtually anything else: An unflinching monument to the incalculable amount of my life that I have wasted.
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Year in review for my music/movies/books: An enjoyably pretentious way for me to inflict my great taste on everyone else.
Year in Review for virtually anything else: An unflinching monument to the incalculable amount of my life that I have wasted.
Year in Review for virtually anything else: An unflinching monument to the incalculable amount of my life that I have wasted.
Did the math and the most expensive way to get diabetes would be by only eating candy via Sweetwater.
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Did the math and the most expensive way to get diabetes would be by only eating candy via Sweetwater.
Considering becoming a Reddit guy who just replies to people’s problems with “user error” or “skill issue”
December 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Considering becoming a Reddit guy who just replies to people’s problems with “user error” or “skill issue”
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If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
You gotta give it to comedy indie wrestlers, very few people are willing to risk spinal injury/paralysis to dress up in a bunch of aluminum foil and bill themselves as Hobocop. That’s dedication to the bit.
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You gotta give it to comedy indie wrestlers, very few people are willing to risk spinal injury/paralysis to dress up in a bunch of aluminum foil and bill themselves as Hobocop. That’s dedication to the bit.
BlazGreen X Marvel Toke-on: Clash of Smokers
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
BlazGreen X Marvel Toke-on: Clash of Smokers
Having a toddler has truly made me understand what it’s like to be a party member following Ichiban in Like a Dragon
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Having a toddler has truly made me understand what it’s like to be a party member following Ichiban in Like a Dragon
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
SAM ELLIOT
[leaning on a ranch fence, looking off into the horizon]
Used to be just salads that were chopped, now it’s me. Unc too.
[leaning on a ranch fence, looking off into the horizon]
Used to be just salads that were chopped, now it’s me. Unc too.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
SAM ELLIOT
[leaning on a ranch fence, looking off into the horizon]
Used to be just salads that were chopped, now it’s me. Unc too.
[leaning on a ranch fence, looking off into the horizon]
Used to be just salads that were chopped, now it’s me. Unc too.
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MTV cancels Ridiculousness that's been going on too long? You hear that Donald Trump?
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
MTV cancels Ridiculousness that's been going on too long? You hear that Donald Trump?
A lot of people are talking about Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, but this is the only ‘Modern Prometheus’ I’m interested in:
October 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
A lot of people are talking about Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, but this is the only ‘Modern Prometheus’ I’m interested in:
Mise-en-scène? Okay Jar Jar
October 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Mise-en-scène? Okay Jar Jar
TGIMcScratchy’s but it’s Dropkick Murphys playing St. Patrick’s day in Boston
October 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
TGIMcScratchy’s but it’s Dropkick Murphys playing St. Patrick’s day in Boston
My theory on Sean Penn in One Battle After Another is that he went method (took every right wing grifter’s supplements at once and woke up months later with no recollection of this role)
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My theory on Sean Penn in One Battle After Another is that he went method (took every right wing grifter’s supplements at once and woke up months later with no recollection of this role)
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Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure.
And I do dare!
And I do dare!
September 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure.
And I do dare!
And I do dare!
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i need to move to a country that is experiencing mass religious psychosis, violent civil rights erosion, and a hyperconsolidation of economic and political power among the moneyed elite. But I ALSO need it to be opposed in name only by a coalition of feckless aristocrats. Does anyone know of one?
September 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i need to move to a country that is experiencing mass religious psychosis, violent civil rights erosion, and a hyperconsolidation of economic and political power among the moneyed elite. But I ALSO need it to be opposed in name only by a coalition of feckless aristocrats. Does anyone know of one?
*Swamp Izzo voice* GLUP SHITTO
September 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
*Swamp Izzo voice* GLUP SHITTO
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Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.
September 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
In a massive get for insanely awkward people everywhere, disco elysium has been mentioned on only connect.
August 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In a massive get for insanely awkward people everywhere, disco elysium has been mentioned on only connect.
Person in front of me on a flight to Ireland heard one of the attendants asking for rubbish, then made a note called “Europe Trip” and wrote “rubbish = trash”
July 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Person in front of me on a flight to Ireland heard one of the attendants asking for rubbish, then made a note called “Europe Trip” and wrote “rubbish = trash”