Your Master Gardener
@pruneyou.bsky.social
Founder of @sacredsadism • Progenitor of #ecofetishism • Inventor of #vacbed florification • Los Angeles, Hardiness Zone 10
Meet Your Master: https://www.yourmastergardener.com
Pinned
Pissin’ in your pot
July 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Pissin’ in your pot
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January 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
plant-derived dominatrix
December 25, 2024 at 1:56 AM
plant-derived dominatrix
Preparing the soil for your seedy little fantasies
December 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Preparing the soil for your seedy little fantasies
Honored to inspire such beautiful work 🥰
one of my favorite floral play scenes of this year
heavily inspired by @pruneyou.bsky.social in this journey of building floral arrangements as altar pieces
heavily inspired by @pruneyou.bsky.social in this journey of building floral arrangements as altar pieces
December 23, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Honored to inspire such beautiful work 🥰
*trample trample*
December 15, 2024 at 9:35 PM
*trample trample*
Loved this conversation with @mistressblunt.bsky.social and Dr. Avgi Saketopoulou on Consent, Risk, & Trauma! Cannot wait to dig into the book soon www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJLo...
Dominatrix Mistress Blunt interviews Psychoanalyst Dr. Avgi Saketopoulou on Consent, Risk, & Trauma
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December 6, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Loved this conversation with @mistressblunt.bsky.social and Dr. Avgi Saketopoulou on Consent, Risk, & Trauma! Cannot wait to dig into the book soon www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJLo...
After a luxurious hibernation I'm reopening my books for two weeks this month! December 21-January 5th are open for very select ecofetish sessions at a stunning indoor studio in East Los Angeles. Fill the form and impress me, sapling
www.yourmastergardener.com/home
www.yourmastergardener.com/home
YOUR MASTER GARDENER
www.yourmastergardener.com
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 AM
After a luxurious hibernation I'm reopening my books for two weeks this month! December 21-January 5th are open for very select ecofetish sessions at a stunning indoor studio in East Los Angeles. Fill the form and impress me, sapling
www.yourmastergardener.com/home
www.yourmastergardener.com/home
Dominas can have little a narcissistic injury as a treat
December 5, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Dominas can have little a narcissistic injury as a treat
I'm so thrilled to have finally found a psychoanalytic container to unpack this work with. The Wounded Domme has been an archetype I've been exploring this past year and now I'll begin to sink into the meat of it with an analyst
December 5, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I'm so thrilled to have finally found a psychoanalytic container to unpack this work with. The Wounded Domme has been an archetype I've been exploring this past year and now I'll begin to sink into the meat of it with an analyst
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Human Canvas · Mummification series · 2023-2024
December 1, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Human Canvas · Mummification series · 2023-2024
Kinky providers ⛓️
Quote tweet with a photo of you and your favorite kinks
• Pruning Shear Play
• Mommy Earth Latex Lactation
• Nitrous-Rich Piss Watering
• House Plant Forniphilia
• Composting Burial with Fertilization
• California Poppy Superbloom Trample
Quote tweet with a photo of you and your favorite kinks
• Pruning Shear Play
• Mommy Earth Latex Lactation
• Nitrous-Rich Piss Watering
• House Plant Forniphilia
• Composting Burial with Fertilization
• California Poppy Superbloom Trample
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Kinky providers ⛓️
Quote tweet with a photo of you and your favorite kinks
• Pruning Shear Play
• Mommy Earth Latex Lactation
• Nitrous-Rich Piss Watering
• House Plant Forniphilia
• Composting Burial with Fertilization
• California Poppy Superbloom Trample
Quote tweet with a photo of you and your favorite kinks
• Pruning Shear Play
• Mommy Earth Latex Lactation
• Nitrous-Rich Piss Watering
• House Plant Forniphilia
• Composting Burial with Fertilization
• California Poppy Superbloom Trample
dirt textured latex
December 2, 2024 at 8:50 PM
dirt textured latex
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Another early foray in florification i.e. the fetishistic subsumption of subject into object, 2016
November 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Another early foray in florification i.e. the fetishistic subsumption of subject into object, 2016
I'm Your Master Gardener, and I'm your favorite domme's favorite domme
November 22, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I'm Your Master Gardener, and I'm your favorite domme's favorite domme
you live in my garden bed, eating my food scraps, your excrement enriches the soil, the microbes feast on your shit, I feed you clumps of dirt, the nematodes dance in your gut, I wipe the tear from your eye and taste it, I spit in your mouth, your only hydration, you decay, you feed me too
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 AM
you live in my garden bed, eating my food scraps, your excrement enriches the soil, the microbes feast on your shit, I feed you clumps of dirt, the nematodes dance in your gut, I wipe the tear from your eye and taste it, I spit in your mouth, your only hydration, you decay, you feed me too
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Our humble grit-glittered, blood-beaded, tanin-steeped eco erotic homage to the Australian bush, shot on Arakwal Country last year, has made it all the way to Barcelona. 🥲
The next showing of Phytophilia is at the Erotic Film Festival in Barcelona next week.
November 19, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Our humble grit-glittered, blood-beaded, tanin-steeped eco erotic homage to the Australian bush, shot on Arakwal Country last year, has made it all the way to Barcelona. 🥲
The hole is for the fertilizer
November 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
The hole is for the fertilizer
Your Priestess, 2016
November 17, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Your Priestess, 2016
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Welcome saplings! Please enjoy these rare pics from a public floral bondage and flagellation scene in 2017
November 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Welcome saplings! Please enjoy these rare pics from a public floral bondage and flagellation scene in 2017
"We argue that the example of living together w/ dung earthworms sheds light on the interplays between attachment & detachment, shifting the notion of conviviality from a green & comfortable ‘democratic collective' to a messy, yet constantly productive and on-going coexistence" tinyurl.com/arxx9s77
Compost Politics: Experimenting with Togetherness in Vermicomposting | Environmental Humanities | Duke University Press
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November 15, 2024 at 5:26 AM
"We argue that the example of living together w/ dung earthworms sheds light on the interplays between attachment & detachment, shifting the notion of conviviality from a green & comfortable ‘democratic collective' to a messy, yet constantly productive and on-going coexistence" tinyurl.com/arxx9s77
Slowly populating my website's Compost bin with research, reflections, connections www.yourmastergardener.com
November 14, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Slowly populating my website's Compost bin with research, reflections, connections www.yourmastergardener.com
Proof of life that I'm back on here while I get re-acclimated, thanks for finding me pervs
November 14, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Proof of life that I'm back on here while I get re-acclimated, thanks for finding me pervs