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pruneyou.bsky.social
Your Master Gardener
@pruneyou.bsky.social

Founder of @sacredsadism • Progenitor of #ecofetishism • Inventor of #vacbed florification • Los Angeles, Hardiness Zone 10

Meet Your Master: https://www.yourmastergardener.com
Pissin’ in your pot
July 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
No context toes
July 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Preparing the soil for your seedy little fantasies
December 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
*trample trample*
December 15, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Kinky providers ⛓️
Quote tweet with a photo of you and your favorite kinks

• Pruning Shear Play
• Mommy Earth Latex Lactation
• Nitrous-Rich Piss Watering
• House Plant Forniphilia
• Composting Burial with Fertilization
• California Poppy Superbloom Trample
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Another early foray in florification i.e. the fetishistic subsumption of subject into object, 2016
November 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I'm Your Master Gardener, and I'm your favorite domme's favorite domme
November 22, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I'm sorry to hurt you this way 😔
November 20, 2024 at 1:45 AM
The hole is for the fertilizer
November 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Your Priestess, 2016
November 17, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Vermicompost bin as speculative sex furniture
November 15, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Slowly populating my website's Compost bin with research, reflections, connections www.yourmastergardener.com
November 14, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Proof of life that I'm back on here while I get re-acclimated, thanks for finding me pervs
November 14, 2024 at 5:59 AM