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yeah i’m leaving this shitty website soon dm me for my discord if you wanna stay in touch
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my face when reading this:
October 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
my face when reading this:
yeah i’m leaving this shitty website soon dm me for my discord if you wanna stay in touch
October 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
yeah i’m leaving this shitty website soon dm me for my discord if you wanna stay in touch
guy who eats at ikea every day:
Choose your fighter:
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
guy who eats at ikea every day:
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i am going to cum
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October 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i am going to cum
they have to replace jake browning, this is embarrassing
October 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
they have to replace jake browning, this is embarrassing
if i called up a plumbing company and they sent a dude who looked like mario id know i was in good hands because that man has clogged some fucking toilets in his time
October 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
if i called up a plumbing company and they sent a dude who looked like mario id know i was in good hands because that man has clogged some fucking toilets in his time
is it fascism to wipe my sons asshole at the tender age of 37?
October 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
is it fascism to wipe my sons asshole at the tender age of 37?
crabril lavigne: “he was scallop boy / i said ‘watch me gallup boy’”
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
crabril lavigne: “he was scallop boy / i said ‘watch me gallup boy’”
is david njoku the hottest player in the nfl? 🤔
October 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
is david njoku the hottest player in the nfl? 🤔
sky sports just robbed us of getting to watch Fernando…
October 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
sky sports just robbed us of getting to watch Fernando…
van gogh? it fucking better if we wanna solve this mystery in time, gang.
October 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
van gogh? it fucking better if we wanna solve this mystery in time, gang.
memphis playing fog horns over their loudspeakers AS the play is happening has to be against the rules, right?
October 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
memphis playing fog horns over their loudspeakers AS the play is happening has to be against the rules, right?
college football announcers will say shit like “lewis hits bussy in their own backfield” with a straight face
October 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
college football announcers will say shit like “lewis hits bussy in their own backfield” with a straight face
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You expect unhoused people to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like your mom's bed where I might get ratioed for being myself.
October 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You expect unhoused people to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like your mom's bed where I might get ratioed for being myself.
help i cant get out of bed 😫
October 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
help i cant get out of bed 😫
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Poly folks can and do enjoy pooping and they’re still poly because pooping is inherently neurotypical
October 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Poly folks can and do enjoy pooping and they’re still poly because pooping is inherently neurotypical
she let me hit because i say “yippee” when i make the strap cum
October 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
she let me hit because i say “yippee” when i make the strap cum
my nickname at work is “the porcelain punisher”
October 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
my nickname at work is “the porcelain punisher”
my brain is not made for this society
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
my brain is not made for this society
my real doll got lice /:
October 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
my real doll got lice /:
what’s a catgirls favorite soda? meow-ntain dew
October 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
what’s a catgirls favorite soda? meow-ntain dew
mom can you pick me up? the menswear guy is talking about gimps
The left buttonhole is handmade. It's known as a Milanese buttonhole (aka boutonnière Milanaise), not because the technique originated in Milan but because the gimp — a stiff thick cord onto which fine silk thread is wrapped — was originally of Italian origin but marketed as "La Milanese."
October 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
mom can you pick me up? the menswear guy is talking about gimps