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secret life hack is that if you dont have washers, you can use pop tabs. do you know how many strike plates ive adjusted using monster and red bull tabs?? no. no one does.
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
channel your inner midwestern middle-aged man today by going shirtless while you hang another curtain rod and use the heat gun on your window films
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
when youve spent your whole life feeling like you were born the wrong shape for this world , and having it reinforced so many times, it is hard to feel safe anywhere at all. even all alone. i'm still trying though. im still trying because i love you. because i love the world. as much as it hurts.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i keep writing out words and then erasing them, or covering them up. it feels like if you looked at them, the evil curse might reach you too. the miasma.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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beautiful ☁️
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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tomorrow might not happen ! you should say what your heart wants today !
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
sometimes you just gotta. highlighter vent art. 🖍
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
object of ___________
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
i need to find more places to go in my corner of the midwest. using The Apps is abysmal but i like meeting people. i shld treat it like a research project.
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
applying t gel to shoulders is Fine but i dont have very much shoulder to work with so i just end up with goop sliding around dripping on me everywhere i feel like im turning to slime
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
thank you so so much !!!
The holiday might be over but I think you still deserve to see an adorable Neopet getting super hyped for her first Halloween! 🎃💗🎉
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
when you live alone and dont have a landlord you can paint the walls and rearrange the furniture however you want whenever you want. and you can cry the whole time and not bother anyone at all.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
tried to emerge from the ground too soon
November 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
miku concert on my birthday in 2026 but whyyyy are tickets $200plus dollars a pop . and id have to go to texas by myself . ive never been 2 texas
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
sometimes i go into the darkness for a while . slowly working through the dirt. thanks for being patient.
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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the secret third blue eyed blonde tormenting amrine
October 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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tfw voidsent are so cool your friend who doesnt play xiv has one. started out as a retainer that i let @protovampire.bsky.social make in the cc and became More.

this is shigo'nya and she will NOT be going back to the 13th anytime soon. having fun in the source with its female anglerfish shenanigans
October 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
dont draw dont paint dont code dont bead dont sew dont dress too bold dont sing dont speak out loud dont talk too much but dont talk too little dont talk in public dont be perceived just dont just dont . just dont
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
even taking photos feels like i am doing something wrong. taking a picture. of a bug. is wrong. i am existing too much.
October 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
it feels like. intentionally or not. ive been punished in so many ways for creating that i just cant do it any more.
October 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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My furby art from oldest to newest!!! Eager to make some more ✨️
May 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
confetti cake soap: delightful. cutesy. sickly sweet but short-lived.

sugar cookie antiperspirant: disgusting. a constant reminder of my errors. im going to be ill.
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
how many halloween flamingos is too many. alternately, how many is Enough to count as having decorated for halloween? right now i have 6. im tempted to find more.
October 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
new screen protector on my phone and the screen looks so much brighter and i keep fumbling the keypress bc its too smooth. and then i realise in horror how gross that means the old one was despite wiping it off. eughhhgghhhghhh
October 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM