PROOFREADING HULK
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“A GREEN MARVEL WITH A RED PENCIL.” SLOPPY WRITING MAKE HULK ANGRY! HULK CHARGE REASONABLE RATES. HULK ALSO COPYEDIT.
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You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
OH, NEW JERSERY REPURBLICANS.
October 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
OH, NEW JERSERY REPURBLICANS.
EVEN IN WRITING, ANDREW CUOMO REFUSES TO CORRECTLY SPELL NAME OF NEXT NEW YORK MAYOR, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. SO OFFENSIVE.
October 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
EVEN IN WRITING, ANDREW CUOMO REFUSES TO CORRECTLY SPELL NAME OF NEXT NEW YORK MAYOR, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. SO OFFENSIVE.
REMEMBER: A BUSINESS DOES NOT “SHUTTER ITS DOORS,” JUST AS YOU WOULD NOT PUT SHUTTERS ON TOP OF DOORS. IT CLOSES ITS DOORS OR IT SHUTTERS. PICK ONE.
October 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
REMEMBER: A BUSINESS DOES NOT “SHUTTER ITS DOORS,” JUST AS YOU WOULD NOT PUT SHUTTERS ON TOP OF DOORS. IT CLOSES ITS DOORS OR IT SHUTTERS. PICK ONE.
DID YOU SCREW UP TODAY? DID IT GO OUT TO ENTIRE EMAIL LIST?
September 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
DID YOU SCREW UP TODAY? DID IT GO OUT TO ENTIRE EMAIL LIST?
THREAT OF NUCLEAR WAR—WHATEVER. COMMA SPLICE? TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.
August 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
THREAT OF NUCLEAR WAR—WHATEVER. COMMA SPLICE? TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.
MAGA CANDIDATE MIKE COLLINS, IN PEACH STATE, LITERALLY CANNOT SPELL GEORGIA.
July 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
MAGA CANDIDATE MIKE COLLINS, IN PEACH STATE, LITERALLY CANNOT SPELL GEORGIA.
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A neo-Nazi hacked Mamdani's gmail account and sent us several emails he wrote. They were littered with mistakes like "tow the line" and "for all intensive purposes."
July 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A neo-Nazi hacked Mamdani's gmail account and sent us several emails he wrote. They were littered with mistakes like "tow the line" and "for all intensive purposes."
SIGH. THESE SPAMMERS AREN’T EVEN TRYEYNG!
July 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
SIGH. THESE SPAMMERS AREN’T EVEN TRYEYNG!
HULK NO HABLO ESPAÑOL. ARE COMMA SPLICES AGAINST THE RULES IN SPANISH TOO?
July 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
HULK NO HABLO ESPAÑOL. ARE COMMA SPLICES AGAINST THE RULES IN SPANISH TOO?
WHY HULK SO OFTEN HEAR PEOPLE SAY THINGS LIKE “THE UNIVERSE OF [PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THIS FIELD] IS VERY SMALL”? WE HAVE OTHER WORDS THAN UNIVERSE FOR THINGS THAT ARE SMALL! UNIVERSE IS INFINITELY LARGE! BY VERY DEFINITION! AS FIGURE OF SPEECH, VERY SILLY.
June 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
WHY HULK SO OFTEN HEAR PEOPLE SAY THINGS LIKE “THE UNIVERSE OF [PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THIS FIELD] IS VERY SMALL”? WE HAVE OTHER WORDS THAN UNIVERSE FOR THINGS THAT ARE SMALL! UNIVERSE IS INFINITELY LARGE! BY VERY DEFINITION! AS FIGURE OF SPEECH, VERY SILLY.
REMEMBER, FOLKS: IT’S MARTIAL LAW TRUMP IS DYING TO DECLARE. NOT MARSHALL LAW. NO SUCH THING. @merriam-webster.com
June 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
REMEMBER, FOLKS: IT’S MARTIAL LAW TRUMP IS DYING TO DECLARE. NOT MARSHALL LAW. NO SUCH THING. @merriam-webster.com
HULK PREFER SELTZER WITH SEEDS, BUT IT HARD TO FIND.
May 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
HULK PREFER SELTZER WITH SEEDS, BUT IT HARD TO FIND.
REMEMBER: UNLESS GOING *BACKWARD* IS OPTION, YOU NEVER HAVE TO SAY “GOING FORWARD” AGAIN. GUEST ON NPR SAY TRUMP-HARVARD CONFLICT WILL HAVE NATIONAL CONSEQUENCES GOING FORWARD. WELL, WHAT OTHER DIRECTION COULD CONSEQUENCES GO?
May 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
REMEMBER: UNLESS GOING *BACKWARD* IS OPTION, YOU NEVER HAVE TO SAY “GOING FORWARD” AGAIN. GUEST ON NPR SAY TRUMP-HARVARD CONFLICT WILL HAVE NATIONAL CONSEQUENCES GOING FORWARD. WELL, WHAT OTHER DIRECTION COULD CONSEQUENCES GO?
“WE EXPECTED THAT IT WOULD HAVE THE INTEGRITY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,” SAYS BRAIN-DEAD BUYER OF TRUMP WATCH, TURNED INTO *RUMP* WATCH BY A TYPO. JOKE’S ON HIM. IT DOES. turnto10.com/i-team/trump...
Rhode Islander ticked off by unfortunate typo on Trump watch
A mistake on a piece of official Donald Trump merchandise might be funny to some.
turnto10.com
May 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“WE EXPECTED THAT IT WOULD HAVE THE INTEGRITY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,” SAYS BRAIN-DEAD BUYER OF TRUMP WATCH, TURNED INTO *RUMP* WATCH BY A TYPO. JOKE’S ON HIM. IT DOES. turnto10.com/i-team/trump...
THIS COMMA DOING A LOT OF WORK HERE.
April 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
THIS COMMA DOING A LOT OF WORK HERE.
NICE @theguardian.com ARTICLE ABOUT PHILANTHROPIES RESISTING TRUMP. HULK PRETTY SURE TRUMP NOT SEEKING TO “INTIMATE” THE FREE PRESS, THOUGH. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
US philanthropists warn against capitulating to Trump: ‘We need to step up’
Foundation leaders say charitable organisations could be next in the firing line – but must ‘stand together’ to resist
www.theguardian.com
April 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
NICE @theguardian.com ARTICLE ABOUT PHILANTHROPIES RESISTING TRUMP. HULK PRETTY SURE TRUMP NOT SEEKING TO “INTIMATE” THE FREE PRESS, THOUGH. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
GUY CAN’T EVEN GET A TWEET RIGHT AND HE SUPPOSED TO KEEP US SAFE? HULK SIGH.
April 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
GUY CAN’T EVEN GET A TWEET RIGHT AND HE SUPPOSED TO KEEP US SAFE? HULK SIGH.
FASCINATING STORY BY @CARLZIMMER.COM IN @NYTIMES ABOUT POSSIBLE EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE! ZIMMER MEAN ANALOGUE HERE, THOUGH, NOT ANALOG.
April 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
FASCINATING STORY BY @CARLZIMMER.COM IN @NYTIMES ABOUT POSSIBLE EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE! ZIMMER MEAN ANALOGUE HERE, THOUGH, NOT ANALOG.
HULK ON THURSDAY READ THIS SENTENCE. HULK ON THURSDAY STILL HATE BOGUS SENTENCE STRUCTURE. HULK ON FRIDAY WILL STILL FEEL THE SAME.
April 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
HULK ON THURSDAY READ THIS SENTENCE. HULK ON THURSDAY STILL HATE BOGUS SENTENCE STRUCTURE. HULK ON FRIDAY WILL STILL FEEL THE SAME.
IS THIS AD GOOD OR BAD? YOU SEE THE OBVIOUS ISSUE. YES, CREATIVITY, BLAH BLAH, BUT STILL.
April 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
IS THIS AD GOOD OR BAD? YOU SEE THE OBVIOUS ISSUE. YES, CREATIVITY, BLAH BLAH, BUT STILL.
IS THIS AD GOOD OR BAD? YOU SEE THE OBVIOUS ISSUE. YES, CREATIVITY, BLAH BLAH, BUT STILL.
April 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
IS THIS AD GOOD OR BAD? YOU SEE THE OBVIOUS ISSUE. YES, CREATIVITY, BLAH BLAH, BUT STILL.