I have cartoon piano keys for teeth and I must scream
April 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I have cartoon piano keys for teeth and I must scream
"It all seemed unspeakably beautiful, now that it was no longer happening."
April 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"It all seemed unspeakably beautiful, now that it was no longer happening."
the best part of Saltburn (2023) is the flashback-reveal that he was in that cafe typing gibberish
April 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
the best part of Saltburn (2023) is the flashback-reveal that he was in that cafe typing gibberish
I need $17,000 immediately
April 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I need $17,000 immediately
I only ever have a vague idea what's going on
April 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I only ever have a vague idea what's going on
there's something wrong with anyone who loves me
March 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
there's something wrong with anyone who loves me
ok great so it now falls to me to speculate what my father meant by this (his name is not Bill Moyer btw, he just thinks that's funny)
March 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
ok great so it now falls to me to speculate what my father meant by this (his name is not Bill Moyer btw, he just thinks that's funny)
called my sis to tell her I'm worried I'm too fat for my dress for her wedding (in 8 days) and she was so chill, TOO chill, about it I asked what was up & she goes "oh I'm on Xanax"
March 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
called my sis to tell her I'm worried I'm too fat for my dress for her wedding (in 8 days) and she was so chill, TOO chill, about it I asked what was up & she goes "oh I'm on Xanax"
to buy time while we looked for a copy of All About Eve (1950), I said "fasten your seatbelts: it's gonna be a bumpy night" in a oletimey voice & the patron goes "yes! I love how Mae West [?] says 'put on your seatbelts, the ride's gonna be bumpy'!" like 😭 no I said it right
March 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
to buy time while we looked for a copy of All About Eve (1950), I said "fasten your seatbelts: it's gonna be a bumpy night" in a oletimey voice & the patron goes "yes! I love how Mae West [?] says 'put on your seatbelts, the ride's gonna be bumpy'!" like 😭 no I said it right
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i have created a hidden website with sacred texts that will cause chatgpt to explode when it tries to read them.
you will know the site has been indexed when you start hearing reports of bullfrogs speaking with the voices of men across the world.
you will know the site has been indexed when you start hearing reports of bullfrogs speaking with the voices of men across the world.
March 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i have created a hidden website with sacred texts that will cause chatgpt to explode when it tries to read them.
you will know the site has been indexed when you start hearing reports of bullfrogs speaking with the voices of men across the world.
you will know the site has been indexed when you start hearing reports of bullfrogs speaking with the voices of men across the world.
god forbid I do things god forbids 😒
March 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
god forbid I do things god forbids 😒
sister is stressed it could rain on her wedding day so I said "we can always reschedule :)" and now my phone is ringing
March 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sister is stressed it could rain on her wedding day so I said "we can always reschedule :)" and now my phone is ringing
I rewatch the Star Wars hotel review like it's cinema bc it is. like, I have favorite parts! I get hyped for the pole reveal, I love when she says "...you freaks!!!!" 🙌 😩 www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Cp...
The Spectacular Failure of the Star Wars Hotel
YouTube video by Jenny Nicholson
www.youtube.com
March 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I rewatch the Star Wars hotel review like it's cinema bc it is. like, I have favorite parts! I get hyped for the pole reveal, I love when she says "...you freaks!!!!" 🙌 😩 www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Cp...
I love her so much!!!!!!
March 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I love her so much!!!!!!
I was born 9 months after my bf first witnessed Marilyn Monroe and felt the pangs of Longing; thus was I Called Forth.
February 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I was born 9 months after my bf first witnessed Marilyn Monroe and felt the pangs of Longing; thus was I Called Forth.
bring back alt rock, I am so serious 🔫 www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbOc...
Gin Blossoms - Allison Road (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by GinBlossomsVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
bring back alt rock, I am so serious 🔫 www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbOc...
Mildred Pierce (1945) dares to ask "what if a woman had a job?"
February 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mildred Pierce (1945) dares to ask "what if a woman had a job?"
he only loves Miles Davis and me
February 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
he only loves Miles Davis and me