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adorable creature with unacceptable feature
dreamt i had a machine gun and i was hunting big beetles from a train with the president. & he said i would never understand dub because i'm white
July 12, 2023 at 7:06 AM
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I tip everyone 20% on everything, and then I tip 20% on the tip as well, and so on, ad infinitum. I'm paying an extra 25% for everything. And once I realize this and switch to tipping 25% directly, I'll be paying an extra 33% on everything.
July 9, 2023 at 2:38 PM
SACK O SAUCE IN A CAN O MEAT
July 10, 2023 at 2:23 PM
€4 - everything's coming up milhouse
July 9, 2023 at 7:21 PM
you ought not ever construct these experiences for yourself and if you find they are constructed for you then you must quit your whole deal
July 7, 2023 at 11:17 PM
probably the only human being who's ever had an experience remotely similar to that of taylor swift on stage right now is Adolf Hitler. and that does reflect poorly on Taylor i believe
July 7, 2023 at 11:16 PM
July 7, 2023 at 11:56 AM
This wouldn't necessarily be considered "leetspeak" since OMG was common in text messages and leet was always associated more with numeral substitutions, but you rarely saw the Z appended outside online contexts. It's an edge case
July 6, 2023 at 5:06 PM
They used to say "ZOMG" online. the Z was an intensifier. Didn't make the jump to other abbreviations - no ZWTF, etc.
July 6, 2023 at 5:02 PM
workin on stuff sorry
July 4, 2023 at 1:23 PM
whenever i use the starbucks paper straw i think of
July 3, 2023 at 12:15 PM
remember that Corpse Husband thing? what in the world was that all about
July 3, 2023 at 10:33 AM
whatcha get
July 3, 2023 at 10:32 AM
You and I are the power elite. We set the pace. The little people down there - they march to the beat of our drum. It's a big responsibility, but we wouldn't be here if we couldn't handle it.
July 2, 2023 at 3:02 PM
It's an amazing feeling, being part of the elect.
July 1, 2023 at 10:24 PM
June 16, 2023 at 11:28 PM
bit too scratchy even when they did work. there's a time and a place for felt tip
June 15, 2023 at 10:19 PM
wasn't really an ethnic thing. more a social/infrastructural concept. you couldn't walk down the street without hearing people talk about Inca Power.
June 15, 2023 at 9:40 PM
once had some pilot 0.3s that tended to clog, but that's pushing the limit anyway. my fault for thinking i would ever write that small.
June 15, 2023 at 9:38 PM
in my dream we were all talking about "Inca Power" -- inspiring!
June 15, 2023 at 9:35 PM
result!
June 14, 2023 at 9:24 PM
nearly ready to use my device
June 14, 2023 at 6:35 PM