Gregory Smith
@profligateangel.bsky.social
poet, organizer, union thug (💪APWU💪)
Package Commander, AKA, Oops! All Dildos!
They/Them wife hubby.
Profligate Angel out now! Order here: https://www.gameoverbooks.com/product-page/profligate-angel
Package Commander, AKA, Oops! All Dildos!
They/Them wife hubby.
Profligate Angel out now! Order here: https://www.gameoverbooks.com/product-page/profligate-angel
Pretty proud of this one on the mugshot of some Nazi fuck that drew a swastika on my friends queer bar where we do poetry.
August 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Pretty proud of this one on the mugshot of some Nazi fuck that drew a swastika on my friends queer bar where we do poetry.
Every now and again I remember my former brother in law believed with his whole damn heart that Mcdonalds (yeah that one) started in Hooksett, New Hampshire, and I’m just like… pretty glad we don’t talk no more.
August 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Every now and again I remember my former brother in law believed with his whole damn heart that Mcdonalds (yeah that one) started in Hooksett, New Hampshire, and I’m just like… pretty glad we don’t talk no more.
It’s already the weekend of the fourth, so you already know what that means I’ll be up to. Tickling the repro organs with a paintbrush in the front yard, you’re got damn right brother, fuckin’ nailed it bro.
July 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It’s already the weekend of the fourth, so you already know what that means I’ll be up to. Tickling the repro organs with a paintbrush in the front yard, you’re got damn right brother, fuckin’ nailed it bro.
Three more different flavors and I can finally power the Zynfinity Gauntlet.
June 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Three more different flavors and I can finally power the Zynfinity Gauntlet.
So since I’m one of the ones that knows the bones of Bluesky, anybody who’s got a spinup server is absolutely *not* shaking hands with govpeeps .us, right?
Bsky’s federated, you don’t have to tolerate that shit and Vance and the tradcaths can just fuck off into the void. This is your time sysadmins
Bsky’s federated, you don’t have to tolerate that shit and Vance and the tradcaths can just fuck off into the void. This is your time sysadmins
GOVpeeps: Protecting your right to know and critique.
Sharing government posts across platforms<br>to protect your right to know and criticize where you choose.
govpeeps.us
June 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
So since I’m one of the ones that knows the bones of Bluesky, anybody who’s got a spinup server is absolutely *not* shaking hands with govpeeps .us, right?
Bsky’s federated, you don’t have to tolerate that shit and Vance and the tradcaths can just fuck off into the void. This is your time sysadmins
Bsky’s federated, you don’t have to tolerate that shit and Vance and the tradcaths can just fuck off into the void. This is your time sysadmins
If you did the “spot the difference” games in Highlights magazine when your parents took you to the pediatrist as a kid you’re probably immune to AI advertising.
June 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If you did the “spot the difference” games in Highlights magazine when your parents took you to the pediatrist as a kid you’re probably immune to AI advertising.
Hot take: tall sandwiches are lazy as fuck, get yo ass up and make a wider bun if you call yourself a gourmet eatery, fucking cowards, you want me to climb your meat mountain but are too weak to attempt a baked good? Fools, the lot of you, git gud bro.
April 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Hot take: tall sandwiches are lazy as fuck, get yo ass up and make a wider bun if you call yourself a gourmet eatery, fucking cowards, you want me to climb your meat mountain but are too weak to attempt a baked good? Fools, the lot of you, git gud bro.
Ayo, hot sauce people, these are my daily drivers but I need something hot but less vinegary than the Melinda’s and flavorful but less hot than the garlic reaper. Any recs?
March 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ayo, hot sauce people, these are my daily drivers but I need something hot but less vinegary than the Melinda’s and flavorful but less hot than the garlic reaper. Any recs?
When you think your cat might steal your carnitas while you’re asleep so you put on a really loud top hat.
March 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When you think your cat might steal your carnitas while you’re asleep so you put on a really loud top hat.
One of my favorite things about my job is the random occurrence of folk art. Here’s some faves I’ve found recently.
March 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
One of my favorite things about my job is the random occurrence of folk art. Here’s some faves I’ve found recently.
I really want to try cooking with these guys so I’m gonna leave a pile of sugar cubes in my crisper drawer to save some money.
January 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I really want to try cooking with these guys so I’m gonna leave a pile of sugar cubes in my crisper drawer to save some money.
Reposted by Gregory Smith
Just got three poems out in @antiheroinchic.bsky.social ! One is new shit and the other two are in Profligate Angel, take a look! I love these poems yall.
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Poetry by Gregory Smith
Neal Wellons CC BANDO!!! I’m listening to Bando Stone And The New World and reading a Donald Glover interview and he says really, I feel sorry for y’all, you really didn’t even get...
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December 11, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Just got three poems out in @antiheroinchic.bsky.social ! One is new shit and the other two are in Profligate Angel, take a look! I love these poems yall.
heroinchic.weebly.com/blog/poetry-...
heroinchic.weebly.com/blog/poetry-...
Anyhow, I got three poems dropping soon. Stay tuned. Here’s the cat tax for the plug.
November 29, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Anyhow, I got three poems dropping soon. Stay tuned. Here’s the cat tax for the plug.
There may be a few things more repugnant than reporting war crimes in the Passive voice, but I haven’t witnessed them personally.
“Israeli defense minister releases statement affirming that civilian home moved into path of falling ordinance.”
“Israeli defense minister releases statement affirming that civilian home moved into path of falling ordinance.”
November 26, 2024 at 4:57 PM
There may be a few things more repugnant than reporting war crimes in the Passive voice, but I haven’t witnessed them personally.
“Israeli defense minister releases statement affirming that civilian home moved into path of falling ordinance.”
“Israeli defense minister releases statement affirming that civilian home moved into path of falling ordinance.”
Reposted by Gregory Smith
To be celebrating the 2nd anniversary of my book, I’ll be going live on instagram THIS FRIDAY!! Please join me in reading poems & answering reader questions!
November 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
To be celebrating the 2nd anniversary of my book, I’ll be going live on instagram THIS FRIDAY!! Please join me in reading poems & answering reader questions!
If you’re following me, it’s always been and always will be #freepalestine. It will always be fuck the isreali state and their genocide, it will always be fuck Balfour, it will always be fuck the UK and France for vivisecting Palestine in WWI. And you will never hear an apology for it.
November 22, 2024 at 12:45 PM
If you’re following me, it’s always been and always will be #freepalestine. It will always be fuck the isreali state and their genocide, it will always be fuck Balfour, it will always be fuck the UK and France for vivisecting Palestine in WWI. And you will never hear an apology for it.
Reposted by Gregory Smith
I want to share my writing and I love a good trend!
November 20, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I want to share my writing and I love a good trend!
Should probably dump out this bag of pickle juice in my cupholder huh?
November 19, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Should probably dump out this bag of pickle juice in my cupholder huh?
Alright, fine, I planted the fucking shallots that I’ve been excited about since I pre-ordered them before harvest. Let it be known I can sometimes stifle procrastination.
November 18, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Alright, fine, I planted the fucking shallots that I’ve been excited about since I pre-ordered them before harvest. Let it be known I can sometimes stifle procrastination.
Sigh, it’s raining, but I really gotta get these Griselles planted before they turn. I ain’t buy heirloom seed shallots just to fuck em all up. 😓
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Sigh, it’s raining, but I really gotta get these Griselles planted before they turn. I ain’t buy heirloom seed shallots just to fuck em all up. 😓
Really though, I’m going to mourn the fact that for fourteen years I’ve cucked every Greg Smith living in South Portland when my gregsmithsopo tag finally is available again on Twitter.
Oh well, we all make sacrifices.
Oh well, we all make sacrifices.
November 17, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Really though, I’m going to mourn the fact that for fourteen years I’ve cucked every Greg Smith living in South Portland when my gregsmithsopo tag finally is available again on Twitter.
Oh well, we all make sacrifices.
Oh well, we all make sacrifices.
Tap to embiggen, but god I love Reddit sometimes.
November 15, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Tap to embiggen, but god I love Reddit sometimes.
It’s…it’s just so god damn beautiful.
November 15, 2024 at 7:47 AM
It’s…it’s just so god damn beautiful.
Hey everybody I was in Providence last week and I am pleased to announce the Roger Williams Zoo recently welcomed a beautiful Golden Lion Tamarind to the world, she’s ten weeks old and her face is the size of a postage stamp, is she not the greatest I almost died.
November 15, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Hey everybody I was in Providence last week and I am pleased to announce the Roger Williams Zoo recently welcomed a beautiful Golden Lion Tamarind to the world, she’s ten weeks old and her face is the size of a postage stamp, is she not the greatest I almost died.