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December 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
youtu.be/-Lvtnr7OmNA?... - Greg Warren on The Tonight Show
It happened again.
I fell for a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
I am an idiot.
Maybe I do need those glasses...
I fell for a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
I am an idiot.
Maybe I do need those glasses...
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It happened again.
I fell for a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
I am an idiot.
Maybe I do need those glasses...
I fell for a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
I am an idiot.
Maybe I do need those glasses...
I'm ending this year the way I rang it in. Glasses free and the talk of the office.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I've elected to not wear my safety glasses because they're heavy and I hate them. As a result, I'm the talk of the office.
Lots of, how'd you forget your glasses, so you don't really need glasses, and we thought you got Lasik.
Lots of, how'd you forget your glasses, so you don't really need glasses, and we thought you got Lasik.
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm ending this year the way I rang it in. Glasses free and the talk of the office.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I don't want to brag, but it's official I made the nice list.
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I don't want to brag, but it's official I made the nice list.
@cotton-eye.bsky.social What keyboard did you get for your new computer?
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@cotton-eye.bsky.social What keyboard did you get for your new computer?
I don't need to see Josh Allen throwing up.
December 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I don't need to see Josh Allen throwing up.
This is a hell of a lot of snow for less than an inch.
December 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is a hell of a lot of snow for less than an inch.
These tracking updates don't inspire a lot of confidence.
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
These tracking updates don't inspire a lot of confidence.
Notre Dame's D-line coach is up for D-line of the year. Good for him.
Just saying...
If the D-line could've got any pressure on Beck, we beat Miami.
Just saying...
If the D-line could've got any pressure on Beck, we beat Miami.
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Notre Dame's D-line coach is up for D-line of the year. Good for him.
Just saying...
If the D-line could've got any pressure on Beck, we beat Miami.
Just saying...
If the D-line could've got any pressure on Beck, we beat Miami.
Oh no, the city fixed our street light.
We had a good decade plus run.
We had a good decade plus run.
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh no, the city fixed our street light.
We had a good decade plus run.
We had a good decade plus run.
Someone was feeling artistic when taking pictures for this auction item.
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December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Someone was feeling artistic when taking pictures for this auction item.
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Sucks that ND isn't playing in a bowl game this year, but I kind of don't blame them.
They got screwed by ESPN/SEC, so why help ESPN by playing in a bowl game likely to be on ESPN?
They got screwed by ESPN/SEC, so why help ESPN by playing in a bowl game likely to be on ESPN?
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sucks that ND isn't playing in a bowl game this year, but I kind of don't blame them.
They got screwed by ESPN/SEC, so why help ESPN by playing in a bowl game likely to be on ESPN?
They got screwed by ESPN/SEC, so why help ESPN by playing in a bowl game likely to be on ESPN?
I think JJ Watt is pretty good.
It doesn't hurt that he's matched up with Ian Eagle.
It doesn't hurt that he's matched up with Ian Eagle.
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I think JJ Watt is pretty good.
It doesn't hurt that he's matched up with Ian Eagle.
It doesn't hurt that he's matched up with Ian Eagle.
Reposted
(on a plane and catching up)
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
(on a plane and catching up)
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
Reposted
I don't think it's great for faith in the sport's governance that two teams in the 12-year history of the Playoff have made the field when they really shouldn't have, and both of those teams were Alabama
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I don't think it's great for faith in the sport's governance that two teams in the 12-year history of the Playoff have made the field when they really shouldn't have, and both of those teams were Alabama
Charlie's new game, Flip 7, is like black jack with modifiers.
Everyone likes it.
I don't.
We played a game of 10 hands Wednesday night. I busted on 7 of the 10 hands. I didn't win that game or any game we've played.
Everyone likes it.
I don't.
We played a game of 10 hands Wednesday night. I busted on 7 of the 10 hands. I didn't win that game or any game we've played.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Charlie's new game, Flip 7, is like black jack with modifiers.
Everyone likes it.
I don't.
We played a game of 10 hands Wednesday night. I busted on 7 of the 10 hands. I didn't win that game or any game we've played.
Everyone likes it.
I don't.
We played a game of 10 hands Wednesday night. I busted on 7 of the 10 hands. I didn't win that game or any game we've played.
There deer prints in our yard, but not the back yard. The prints are by Avi's tulip tree.
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There deer prints in our yard, but not the back yard. The prints are by Avi's tulip tree.
Worked the concessions for Charlie's game tonight. I'm proud to announce I did not fall for a shiny nickel a lady mistakenly gave me as a quarter.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Worked the concessions for Charlie's game tonight. I'm proud to announce I did not fall for a shiny nickel a lady mistakenly gave me as a quarter.
Not my joke - Ole Miss fans haven't been this upset since the passing of the Civil Rights Act.
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Not my joke - Ole Miss fans haven't been this upset since the passing of the Civil Rights Act.
We went down to the river this afternoon. A great blue heron landed in a tree across from us.
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We went down to the river this afternoon. A great blue heron landed in a tree across from us.
of course it's not reviewable. replay is a joke.
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
of course it's not reviewable. replay is a joke.
I tuned into the Alabama/Auburn game just in time for Bama's check to clear for the officials.
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I tuned into the Alabama/Auburn game just in time for Bama's check to clear for the officials.
If you're curious, heavy wet snow.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you're curious, heavy wet snow.
Southern's coach chews gum like it owes him money.
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Southern's coach chews gum like it owes him money.
So if you're the Big Ten, you want Michigan to win today and next week against IU.
That would guarantee OSU, Michigan, IU and Oregon in the playoff...I think.
(I'm not sure what the tiebreaker is for Oregon/Michigan to reach the Big Ten title game.)
That would guarantee OSU, Michigan, IU and Oregon in the playoff...I think.
(I'm not sure what the tiebreaker is for Oregon/Michigan to reach the Big Ten title game.)
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So if you're the Big Ten, you want Michigan to win today and next week against IU.
That would guarantee OSU, Michigan, IU and Oregon in the playoff...I think.
(I'm not sure what the tiebreaker is for Oregon/Michigan to reach the Big Ten title game.)
That would guarantee OSU, Michigan, IU and Oregon in the playoff...I think.
(I'm not sure what the tiebreaker is for Oregon/Michigan to reach the Big Ten title game.)