Professor Piper
@professorpiper.bsky.social
I make funny noises with my mouth
I collect old video games and technology
He/Him 22
I collect old video games and technology
He/Him 22
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Find All The Enemies
'Super Mario Bros.'
Color Activity Book
'Super Mario Bros.'
Color Activity Book
December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Thinking I might cum today, I've been putting it off.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Thinking I might cum today, I've been putting it off.
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Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
@sexyuncledave.bsky.social I just got my shirt in the mail and I think you signed it! You also sent some stickers on accident but I'm not giving those back to you because the shirt smelled like cat piss right out of the bag. It'll wash out though, thanks anyway.
May 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@sexyuncledave.bsky.social I just got my shirt in the mail and I think you signed it! You also sent some stickers on accident but I'm not giving those back to you because the shirt smelled like cat piss right out of the bag. It'll wash out though, thanks anyway.
Asking my pretty waitress to spit in my food
May 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Asking my pretty waitress to spit in my food
When I die, I want to be buried with an army of bodacious terracotta babes to accompany me in the afterlife
May 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
When I die, I want to be buried with an army of bodacious terracotta babes to accompany me in the afterlife
I've been playing Sonic Adventure 2 for most of my life, I finally finally did it this time. #SonictheHedgehog
May 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I've been playing Sonic Adventure 2 for most of my life, I finally finally did it this time. #SonictheHedgehog
hanging upside down from the rafters in my attic like a bat busting pee out my nuts in a sex way
March 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
hanging upside down from the rafters in my attic like a bat busting pee out my nuts in a sex way
That's ridiculous. I've never made a bomb threat, let alone an anonymous one.
March 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
That's ridiculous. I've never made a bomb threat, let alone an anonymous one.
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Seriously contemplating dying my hair like pure silver so no one can see my fucking dandruff.
March 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Seriously contemplating dying my hair like pure silver so no one can see my fucking dandruff.
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I've been writing the script a little bit more each day. I've never been more confident that this is actually something that I'm going to complete and be proud of. I've never done a project like this before, certainly nothing on this scale. Very exciting to see everything come together the way it is
February 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I've been writing the script a little bit more each day. I've never been more confident that this is actually something that I'm going to complete and be proud of. I've never done a project like this before, certainly nothing on this scale. Very exciting to see everything come together the way it is
I was tired of getting microplastics in my food from my old cutting board, so I've taken to cutting my food on my hands and wrists instead. You'll find it's much safer.
February 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I was tired of getting microplastics in my food from my old cutting board, so I've taken to cutting my food on my hands and wrists instead. You'll find it's much safer.
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Last two days to help this lady!
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Share it's too much appreciated!
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February 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Last two days to help this lady!
Please 🥺
Share it's too much appreciated!
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Share it's too much appreciated!
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Jerkin' hard or hardly Jerkin'
February 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Jerkin' hard or hardly Jerkin'
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Fucking hate plimbo. Freeloading prick.
February 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fucking hate plimbo. Freeloading prick.
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I got a care package from Prop Fortress today....
Dreams do come true...
Dreams do come true...
January 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I got a care package from Prop Fortress today....
Dreams do come true...
Dreams do come true...
My woke little DEI cat
January 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
My woke little DEI cat
Ch ch ch Chia :)
January 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ch ch ch Chia :)
I can do a kickflip
January 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I can do a kickflip
Coronal Mass Ejaculation
January 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Coronal Mass Ejaculation