Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞
@professormcgovern.bsky.social
Didactic Dominant. Sapiosexual Sadist Seductress.
Professor of Pleasure & the Oldest Profession 🍎
Weaving the threads of History, Anthropology, Humanities, Art, and Literature in pursuit of a more complete fabric of knowledge on human sexuality.
Professor of Pleasure & the Oldest Profession 🍎
Weaving the threads of History, Anthropology, Humanities, Art, and Literature in pursuit of a more complete fabric of knowledge on human sexuality.
What have you been reading lately that makes you feel good?
April 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What have you been reading lately that makes you feel good?
I hope there is a wonderful little surprise in your day 💖
April 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I hope there is a wonderful little surprise in your day 💖
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YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
March 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
Sometimes I can't help but think I am doing a foolish thing when I write custom lesson plans for each and every student but then I see the results and it all becomes worth it ✨ There's nothing like seeing someone bloom in your care!
March 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sometimes I can't help but think I am doing a foolish thing when I write custom lesson plans for each and every student but then I see the results and it all becomes worth it ✨ There's nothing like seeing someone bloom in your care!
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Yes, I will grade your curve,
No, I won't grade it on a curve,
next question?
No, I won't grade it on a curve,
next question?
February 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Yes, I will grade your curve,
No, I won't grade it on a curve,
next question?
No, I won't grade it on a curve,
next question?
Mmmm, it's Friday - let's be real, you're not getting much work done anyways!
Let's talk about the good stuff - this Professor is ready to take a deep dive into your favorite fetish ❤️
www.niteflirt.com/profile/Prof...
Let's talk about the good stuff - this Professor is ready to take a deep dive into your favorite fetish ❤️
www.niteflirt.com/profile/Prof...
February 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Mmmm, it's Friday - let's be real, you're not getting much work done anyways!
Let's talk about the good stuff - this Professor is ready to take a deep dive into your favorite fetish ❤️
www.niteflirt.com/profile/Prof...
Let's talk about the good stuff - this Professor is ready to take a deep dive into your favorite fetish ❤️
www.niteflirt.com/profile/Prof...
So, my brain woke up with the song "Androgynous" in my head... But with "Denobulans" and "polyamorous" worked in there instead 😂
This Enterprise watch-through is really.... Something ...
This Enterprise watch-through is really.... Something ...
February 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So, my brain woke up with the song "Androgynous" in my head... But with "Denobulans" and "polyamorous" worked in there instead 😂
This Enterprise watch-through is really.... Something ...
This Enterprise watch-through is really.... Something ...
No, really, recommend me some fiction
I need to read some fiction!
I say,
and then pick up *another* non-fiction book.
I say,
and then pick up *another* non-fiction book.
February 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
No, really, recommend me some fiction
5, no, wait, 10 points of extra credit to whomever makes sure Professor does not see the bottom of the cup today, there is not enough caffeine in the world for the kind of paperwork I'm being subjected to.
February 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
5, no, wait, 10 points of extra credit to whomever makes sure Professor does not see the bottom of the cup today, there is not enough caffeine in the world for the kind of paperwork I'm being subjected to.
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THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE!
Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!
Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE!
Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!
Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!
I need to read some fiction!
I say,
and then pick up *another* non-fiction book.
I say,
and then pick up *another* non-fiction book.
February 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I need to read some fiction!
I say,
and then pick up *another* non-fiction book.
I say,
and then pick up *another* non-fiction book.
The way my brain cannot stop reminding me how nice a vintage angora sweater I tried on last week felt!!
It was too short :( but so soft! I hope she finds the home she deserves!
It was too short :( but so soft! I hope she finds the home she deserves!
February 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The way my brain cannot stop reminding me how nice a vintage angora sweater I tried on last week felt!!
It was too short :( but so soft! I hope she finds the home she deserves!
It was too short :( but so soft! I hope she finds the home she deserves!
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stop denying your inevitable truth: you belong in chastity.
February 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
stop denying your inevitable truth: you belong in chastity.
Yes, I will grade your curve,
No, I won't grade it on a curve,
next question?
No, I won't grade it on a curve,
next question?
February 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Yes, I will grade your curve,
No, I won't grade it on a curve,
next question?
No, I won't grade it on a curve,
next question?
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can you stop humping your hand for one second?
January 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
can you stop humping your hand for one second?
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Looks fake doesn't it? This reconstruction of Medieval Bologna shows how Italian towns used to be a forest of towers, dense as Manhattan skyscrapers!
Here's a stable blog-formatted version of my thread from yesterday about the lost towers of the Guelph-Ghibelline wars www.exurbe.com/the-lost-tow...
Here's a stable blog-formatted version of my thread from yesterday about the lost towers of the Guelph-Ghibelline wars www.exurbe.com/the-lost-tow...
January 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Looks fake doesn't it? This reconstruction of Medieval Bologna shows how Italian towns used to be a forest of towers, dense as Manhattan skyscrapers!
Here's a stable blog-formatted version of my thread from yesterday about the lost towers of the Guelph-Ghibelline wars www.exurbe.com/the-lost-tow...
Here's a stable blog-formatted version of my thread from yesterday about the lost towers of the Guelph-Ghibelline wars www.exurbe.com/the-lost-tow...
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Oh yeah and the fun part is that I'll send you naughty stuff when you email a screenshot of your receipt to ProfessorMcGovern@Protonmail.com
December 6, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Oh yeah and the fun part is that I'll send you naughty stuff when you email a screenshot of your receipt to ProfessorMcGovern@Protonmail.com
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If you want your funds to go directly to these mutual aid spaces when you pay me, please put a ♻️ (recycle emoji) in the memo ❤️
Help me get:
Food, pet food, PPE, hygiene supplies, art supplies, and books directly into the hands of the unhoused and the marginalized!
$ReadingPainbow
Help me get:
Food, pet food, PPE, hygiene supplies, art supplies, and books directly into the hands of the unhoused and the marginalized!
$ReadingPainbow
December 6, 2024 at 7:46 PM
If you want your funds to go directly to these mutual aid spaces when you pay me, please put a ♻️ (recycle emoji) in the memo ❤️
Help me get:
Food, pet food, PPE, hygiene supplies, art supplies, and books directly into the hands of the unhoused and the marginalized!
$ReadingPainbow
Help me get:
Food, pet food, PPE, hygiene supplies, art supplies, and books directly into the hands of the unhoused and the marginalized!
$ReadingPainbow
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Help me sow discourse in the world!
I am steward to a couple of autonomous sharing spaces, and through my work get to visit many more - one of my favorite things to do is to load them up with lit that rules!
Join me on my guerrilla education mission!
throne.com/professorgwy...
I am steward to a couple of autonomous sharing spaces, and through my work get to visit many more - one of my favorite things to do is to load them up with lit that rules!
Join me on my guerrilla education mission!
throne.com/professorgwy...
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December 6, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Help me sow discourse in the world!
I am steward to a couple of autonomous sharing spaces, and through my work get to visit many more - one of my favorite things to do is to load them up with lit that rules!
Join me on my guerrilla education mission!
throne.com/professorgwy...
I am steward to a couple of autonomous sharing spaces, and through my work get to visit many more - one of my favorite things to do is to load them up with lit that rules!
Join me on my guerrilla education mission!
throne.com/professorgwy...
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Solstice is coming up! I'd love to hear how others celebrate!
December 16, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Solstice is coming up! I'd love to hear how others celebrate!
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I want to have someone so well trained that the scent of books gets them aroused.
December 13, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I want to have someone so well trained that the scent of books gets them aroused.
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❤️ YOU ARE INVITED ❤️
Come together with BAWS + SWAC as we honor International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.
We are hosting two gatherings to help cultivate communal creativity as anti-violence and hope you will join us!
Come together with BAWS + SWAC as we honor International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.
We are hosting two gatherings to help cultivate communal creativity as anti-violence and hope you will join us!
December 14, 2024 at 12:09 AM
❤️ YOU ARE INVITED ❤️
Come together with BAWS + SWAC as we honor International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.
We are hosting two gatherings to help cultivate communal creativity as anti-violence and hope you will join us!
Come together with BAWS + SWAC as we honor International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.
We are hosting two gatherings to help cultivate communal creativity as anti-violence and hope you will join us!
Solstice is coming up! I'd love to hear how others celebrate!
December 16, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Solstice is coming up! I'd love to hear how others celebrate!
I want to have someone so well trained that the scent of books gets them aroused.
December 13, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I want to have someone so well trained that the scent of books gets them aroused.
What are you craving right now?
December 12, 2024 at 5:34 PM
What are you craving right now?