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Anyone else cashing in big on the new tax rebates for tanning beds?
May 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Baron trump didn’t get accepted into Harvard, I guarantee it.
May 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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First reporter to say “You’re the fucking President” gets a book deal minimum
REPORTER: You just announced a new nominee for US Surgeon General who never finished her residency, and is not a practicing physician. So can you explain why you picked her to be America's top doctor?

TRUMP: Because Bobby thought she was fantastic ... I don't know her
May 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
How long before MAGA Catholics break away from ideas of the new “woke pope” and start questioning their religion in favor of politics?
May 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Imagine working at Burger King and then you get hired at Gordon Ramsey’s restaurant but he’s retired and it’s being managed by Ronald McDonald.
That’s what jeanine pirro basically did.
May 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You have to be dumb to take on Harvards law team.
April 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Forget about trumps time spent golfing while in office.
Has anyone looked at how much time RFK Jr. has spent in his fucking TANNING BED?
April 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I wonder if El Salvador would be interested in trading out the innocent American for Jared from subway.
April 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If trump tries to send el chapo from CO super max prison to an El Salvador/US prison, can the cartel buy him a $5million “gold card” to keep him in the US?
April 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Today.
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Anyone know why russia wasn’t on the list of country’s we put tariffs on?
April 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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So those checks gonna bounce?
This is what corruption looks like.
April 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Keep our cheese off your fake hair plugged head, asshole!
Fuck elon
On Wisconsin!
April 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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youtube.com
January 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 9:15 PM
@milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social considering doing the opposite of my usual Sunday and head over to church and pray that today never happens again.
Maybe a charitable donation in the name of October baseball.
March 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM