Burning
@probskay.com
they/them. destroy your idols. horror author and developer of This City Hates You. currently writing for "They Speak From The Abyss: Zenith." ace/aro lesbian.
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Uh huh. Uh huh. I'm sorry, but no matter how morally justified it might seem, shoving your manager's hand into a deep fryer is still a sin. You're not getting into heaven. No, that won't work either. Oh. Oh! Well you should have said he invested in cryptocurrency from the start! Go right on in!
January 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Uh huh. Uh huh. I'm sorry, but no matter how morally justified it might seem, shoving your manager's hand into a deep fryer is still a sin. You're not getting into heaven. No, that won't work either. Oh. Oh! Well you should have said he invested in cryptocurrency from the start! Go right on in!
They Speak From the Abyss: Zenith
I think NPCs in RPGs need to just say shit Yknow. Stop trying to teach me something. Say some worthless bullshit
January 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
They Speak From the Abyss: Zenith
Excuse me, but my friend here--MrHotShit365--has noticed that you are, as the kids are saying these days, a "furry degenerate." MrHotShit365 is a valued patron of this establishment, and he has requested you leave the premises, due to your status as "a cringe gay baby." Do have a pleasant evening
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Excuse me, but my friend here--MrHotShit365--has noticed that you are, as the kids are saying these days, a "furry degenerate." MrHotShit365 is a valued patron of this establishment, and he has requested you leave the premises, due to your status as "a cringe gay baby." Do have a pleasant evening
I'm starting a new branch at NASA that is dedicated to the destruction of all celestial bodies. We're starting with Pluto (not even a full planet, weirdos cannot stop dying on that hill, planet x who? idgaf) but the goal is eventually the sun
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I'm starting a new branch at NASA that is dedicated to the destruction of all celestial bodies. We're starting with Pluto (not even a full planet, weirdos cannot stop dying on that hill, planet x who? idgaf) but the goal is eventually the sun
• baseball moral choices
• baseball all choices
• baseball good ending
• baseball cutscene compilation
• baseball all endings
• baseball good ending explained
• baseball puzzle solutions
• baseball final boss
• baseball all choices
• baseball good ending
• baseball cutscene compilation
• baseball all endings
• baseball good ending explained
• baseball puzzle solutions
• baseball final boss
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
• baseball moral choices
• baseball all choices
• baseball good ending
• baseball cutscene compilation
• baseball all endings
• baseball good ending explained
• baseball puzzle solutions
• baseball final boss
• baseball all choices
• baseball good ending
• baseball cutscene compilation
• baseball all endings
• baseball good ending explained
• baseball puzzle solutions
• baseball final boss
They're turning goldfish woke. No, not the snack crackers, just real fish. Yeah if you go to PetSmart brand stores you can see goldfish with pronoun pins and BLM T-shirts. It's pretty dope actually, but unfortunately the fish are still liberals so they're still fine with being food for bigger fish
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
They're turning goldfish woke. No, not the snack crackers, just real fish. Yeah if you go to PetSmart brand stores you can see goldfish with pronoun pins and BLM T-shirts. It's pretty dope actually, but unfortunately the fish are still liberals so they're still fine with being food for bigger fish
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Going through and redoing the tutorial for Zenith to match the current state of the game, and I got to include two of my favorite freaky creatures.
January 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Going through and redoing the tutorial for Zenith to match the current state of the game, and I got to include two of my favorite freaky creatures.
They Speak From the Abyss: Zenith is so unreasonably funny. Yes, indeed, all that to cast fruity little spells
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
They Speak From the Abyss: Zenith is so unreasonably funny. Yes, indeed, all that to cast fruity little spells
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Good news and bad news. The good news is that posting has become my new life's calling. The bad news is that posting has become my new life's calling
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Good news and bad news. The good news is that posting has become my new life's calling. The bad news is that posting has become my new life's calling
If you are a podcast host, I am simply forced to believe that you are some sort of human imitator intent on spreading misery among our kind. Solely for your own entertainment
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
If you are a podcast host, I am simply forced to believe that you are some sort of human imitator intent on spreading misery among our kind. Solely for your own entertainment
Age regressor rap star: Hey MTV Cribs, welcome to my crib
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Age regressor rap star: Hey MTV Cribs, welcome to my crib
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my new year’s resolution is to not let anyone tell me that i “need to remove the cursed amulet” and that “it’s changed me” and shit. my body my choice. why would i remove it? when it’s so alluring, and when it bestows such power? the amulet is mine. i would never remove the amulet
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
my new year’s resolution is to not let anyone tell me that i “need to remove the cursed amulet” and that “it’s changed me” and shit. my body my choice. why would i remove it? when it’s so alluring, and when it bestows such power? the amulet is mine. i would never remove the amulet
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Every player writes a personal tragedy on a piece of paper. Then, everyone rolls a die. The player that rolls the highest shares their tragedy, and then everyone goes clockwise. Rank everyone's tragedy from most to least tragic. All players owes the most tragic player $50 at the end of the game
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Every player writes a personal tragedy on a piece of paper. Then, everyone rolls a die. The player that rolls the highest shares their tragedy, and then everyone goes clockwise. Rank everyone's tragedy from most to least tragic. All players owes the most tragic player $50 at the end of the game
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Not sure what year it is? Check the chart!
December 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Not sure what year it is? Check the chart!
New year resolutions:
- Go to the gym
- Fool around with more girls
- Find a wicked and cruel demon blade
- Be cursed by the demon blade
- Find a cure for the demon blade curse
- Fail to find a cure and succumb to the demon blade
- See a dentist about invisalign braces
- Go to the gym
- Fool around with more girls
- Find a wicked and cruel demon blade
- Be cursed by the demon blade
- Find a cure for the demon blade curse
- Fail to find a cure and succumb to the demon blade
- See a dentist about invisalign braces
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
New year resolutions:
- Go to the gym
- Fool around with more girls
- Find a wicked and cruel demon blade
- Be cursed by the demon blade
- Find a cure for the demon blade curse
- Fail to find a cure and succumb to the demon blade
- See a dentist about invisalign braces
- Go to the gym
- Fool around with more girls
- Find a wicked and cruel demon blade
- Be cursed by the demon blade
- Find a cure for the demon blade curse
- Fail to find a cure and succumb to the demon blade
- See a dentist about invisalign braces
I'm so chill pilled and relaxed core. I'm straight up on my emotionally regulated grind. Deep-breath-maxxing and shit
December 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm so chill pilled and relaxed core. I'm straight up on my emotionally regulated grind. Deep-breath-maxxing and shit
Ever since I was a child, my life's dream has been to perform data entry and menial labor for someone who makes way more money than me, condescends at me, and doesn't fully see me as a human being
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Ever since I was a child, my life's dream has been to perform data entry and menial labor for someone who makes way more money than me, condescends at me, and doesn't fully see me as a human being
There's an alternate universe version of me that's making six figures doing some kind of painfully immoral job using all the same skills I have today, and if I ever meet them I'm going to kill them with my bare hands
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There's an alternate universe version of me that's making six figures doing some kind of painfully immoral job using all the same skills I have today, and if I ever meet them I'm going to kill them with my bare hands
I just need a job where I just work on a project for a while, and then when that projects done they say "cool, thanks" and I can chill out until the next one
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I just need a job where I just work on a project for a while, and then when that projects done they say "cool, thanks" and I can chill out until the next one
I'm warning my boss that if she gives me a negative review that I'm going to explode into the distance and die like master chief from halo 1
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm warning my boss that if she gives me a negative review that I'm going to explode into the distance and die like master chief from halo 1
Every time I talk about to a cis person about being trans, they always tell me something to the effect of "I just don't know about any of this" before further in the discussion confessing they have a trans family member, stumbling over their pronouns, and often deadnaming them. Every time, no fail
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Every time I talk about to a cis person about being trans, they always tell me something to the effect of "I just don't know about any of this" before further in the discussion confessing they have a trans family member, stumbling over their pronouns, and often deadnaming them. Every time, no fail
Something magical about game development is that you don't even need to shove your hands into an engine to find out why certain design elements you made aren't working and go oooohhhh this is absolutely dog shit huh
December 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Something magical about game development is that you don't even need to shove your hands into an engine to find out why certain design elements you made aren't working and go oooohhhh this is absolutely dog shit huh
I took too long of a break from work and I forgot how fucking miserable being forced to wake up at set times every day is. why did we allow our society to be built like his?
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I took too long of a break from work and I forgot how fucking miserable being forced to wake up at set times every day is. why did we allow our society to be built like his?