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Josh
@probablyjoshua.bsky.social
I enjoy ✨nonsense✨| London | He/They
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Overdue reintroduction!

Queer 🏳️‍🌈
TV / Film (especially horror)📺
Getting the hell out of the UK ✈️
Generally talking too much 🗣️
Really wish I’d seen this before Halloween because girl this is camp
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My god farida is so annoying!!!
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ITV X having ads for the new H*rry P*tter audio books was almost enough to make me subscribe to go ad free, fuck offffffff
October 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Anyway - ban ownership multiple properties.
Install rent controls.
Build more fucking houses.
October 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Just had homophobic abuse hurled at me in the streets for the second day in a row, honestly people need to get a grim and stop emboldening this behaviour
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Brat and it’s exactly the same but it’s sang by birds so it’s not. Featuring all your favourites like “VonDuck” “Gull, so confusing” & “Squawk Squawk” 🦜
October 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just seen a miniature schnauzer on my way into work, clearly today is going to be a good day 🙂‍↕️
October 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
My friend is trying to have a sophisticated house party and there’s just 4 of us in the corner shouting “FEMBOI FEMBOI FEMBOI”

(This was relevant to our conversation)
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Someone’s listening to Golden so loud on the tube I can hear it through their headphones and honestly I respect it
October 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I got back into Netflix and all my downloads are still here 😍
October 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I’ve got a middle seat and my family Netflix has kicked me out of my phone so all my downloads are gone…

It’s a 5 hour flight lads I’m offing myself before take off
October 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Repost with your favourite Halloween costume

It’s a classic for a reason!
October 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
My 9 year old nephew just burst out laughting at “6,7” and then said “brainrot” 😭😭😭😭 I can’t cope
October 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Still not recovered from the owner of the restaurant coming over last night to ask what we want and when I said “can I see a menu” just said “no” 😭
October 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Why is this trend alerting me to the fact I remember very little of my childhood?
Five events that defined my childhood

- 9/11
- 2008 Financial Crisis
- 2008 Olympics
- That Tony and Maxxie scene in Skins
- Iraq War
Little Mo hitting Trevor with the iron
That woman who was on Deal or No Deal for 50 shows and won a fiver
Prescott punching that bloke
Foot and Mouth
Freddie Ljungberg modelling for Calvin Klein
October 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I think the “life in the uk” test should just require you to recite Foundations by Kate Nash from memory
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Can’t believe @itslupi.bsky.social decided to spend our last day on holiday getting me cancelled on the internet 😭
October 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I once again find myself asking… did the writers of Mamma Mia 2 even watch the first film?

Because the inconsistencies are insane 😭😭😭
October 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Going gyros takeaway anybody want owt?
October 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Some good news.

London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces.

The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.
September 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Happy fuck a robot day
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Friends fear he’s thinking about watching kpop demon hunters again…
September 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM