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@probablegoat.bsky.social
Author of How To Be Enthusiastic All The Time - available now at independent booksellers far from you
I am become death, canceler of meetings
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I am become death, canceler of meetings
As a hater, I wish people were kinder
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
As a hater, I wish people were kinder
It's always a disappointment to learn that someone I liked, maybe even thought was cool or erudite, turns out to watch football
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's always a disappointment to learn that someone I liked, maybe even thought was cool or erudite, turns out to watch football
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Talking to yourself to organize your thoughts: tried and true. Reliable. Free. No environmental costs
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Talking to yourself to organize your thoughts: tried and true. Reliable. Free. No environmental costs
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.
3 Labubus doing 6 7
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
3 Labubus doing 6 7
pardon me! my cats and I have completely different mental illnesses!
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
pardon me! my cats and I have completely different mental illnesses!
Life hack: there's no spotify wrapped if you don't have spotify!
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Life hack: there's no spotify wrapped if you don't have spotify!
Fondly recalling the advent of turkey fryers when alpha males across the country first learned about displacement
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Fondly recalling the advent of turkey fryers when alpha males across the country first learned about displacement
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
feeling great again?
CDC officials confirm that the US is two months away from measles being considered endemic for the first time since 2000. “Elimination status is lost if the virus spreads continuously for 12 months.” [arstechnica.com]
CDC data confirms US is 2 months away from losing measles elimination status
Elimination status is lost if the virus spreads continuously for 12 months.
arstechnica.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
feeling great again?
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//fantasticfour27coverremix//
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
//fantasticfour27coverremix//
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//batman181coverremix//
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
//batman181coverremix//
I am once again asking that nobody tell me anything about a movie until like a month before its released. I do not need to know about some shit coming out next July.
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I am once again asking that nobody tell me anything about a movie until like a month before its released. I do not need to know about some shit coming out next July.
Please United, cancel my monday biz trip flight!
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Please United, cancel my monday biz trip flight!
Wait, are you telling me that the horrible people who run the evil political organization are also not nice at work?
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wait, are you telling me that the horrible people who run the evil political organization are also not nice at work?
There would be a lot of changes needed to make a perfect world, but one of those is that I would never ever know who the mayor of New York City is
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There would be a lot of changes needed to make a perfect world, but one of those is that I would never ever know who the mayor of New York City is
I love baseball but we are obligated to seize and redistribute his assets
Mark Walter can eat shit tho
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I love baseball but we are obligated to seize and redistribute his assets
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Yoshinobu Yamamoto, World Series MVP
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Yoshinobu Yamamoto, World Series MVP
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and gm to fans of that badass diva, the lion cub himself, Yoshinobu Yamamoto 🥰
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
and gm to fans of that badass diva, the lion cub himself, Yoshinobu Yamamoto 🥰
that was un-fun for quite a while before it was extremely fun
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
that was un-fun for quite a while before it was extremely fun