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Primus, or Exalad
@primusatrox.bsky.social
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He/they, prefer he.

EN: Hello, I'm just some random gay idiot who exists.

ES: Hola, sólo soy algún idiota gay aleatorio que existe.

PT: Oi, sou apenas algum idiota gay aleatório que existe.

Мой русский не очень хороший.

На рус.: Примус, или Эксалад
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Part medieval castle part modern house.
EN: A grey house with a stone tower built into it, reminiscent of a medieval castle. ES: Una casa gris con una torre de piedra integrada, que recuerda un castillo medieval. PT: Uma casa cinza com uma torre de pedra integrada, que lembra um castelo medieval. RU: Серый дом со встроенной каменной башней, напоминающий средневековый замок.
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
primusatrox.bsky.social
1 year anniversary of my BlueSky account.
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
primusatrox.bsky.social
Here's a generational horror timeline.

Gen X had slasher films
Millenials had campfire stories
Gen Z had creepypastas
And Gen Alpha has analogue horror.

There is some overlap between all these, but it's the best I could come up with.
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Friend inside me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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vtmnc youtube
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
primusatrox.bsky.social
Goodbye Spooky Month, hello November.
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I wish you could turn off the stupid ass Google AI summarizing thing.
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
primusatrox.bsky.social
I have your IP

127.0.0.1
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
primusatrox.bsky.social
So I have an app that can identify plants, fungi, and insects, and one time I used it on those big dandelions and turns out they have their own name and aren't actually dandelions, but are related to them.
October 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Considering that today's my birthday, here's a picture I took last year when it was my birthday.
EN: A photograph of the sun surrounded by many altocumulus clouds. ES: Una fotografía del sol rodeado por muchas nubes altocúmulos. PT: Uma fotografia do sol cercado por muitas nuvens altocúmulos. RU: Фотография солнца, окруженного множеством кучевых облаков.
October 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Well guys, it's officially my birthday.
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
primusatrox.bsky.social
When the 67 kid turns 18, he's gonna feel like Oppenheimer after inventing the nuclear bomb.

"Now I have become rot, the destroyer of brains."
October 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Holy shit it's Freddy Fazbear
EN: A wooden girzzly bear statue surrounded by rocks and foliage. ES: Una estatua de madera de un oso pardo rodeado de rocas y follaje. PT: Uma estátua de madeira de um urso pardo cercado por pedras e folhagens. RU: Деревянная статуя бурого медведя, окруженная камнями и листвой.
October 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Moon looked a little bigger last night or so. Pretty fitting for this month I suppose.
EN: A night in the suburbs with the moon looking a little larger than usual. ES: Una noche en los suburbios con la luna pareciendo un poco más grande de lo habitual. PT: Uma noite nos subúrbios com a lua parecendo um pouco maior que o normal. RU: Ночь в пригороде. Луна выглядит немного больше, чем обычно.
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Triangular clouds
EN: Three small clouds forming the shape of a triangle. ES: Tres pequeñas nubes formando la forma de un triángulo. PT: Três pequenas nuvens formando a forma de um triângulo. RU: Три небольших облака, образующих форму треугольника.
October 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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EN: Simple graffiti of a cat face. ES: Graffiti simple de un rostro de gato. PT: Grafite simples de um rosto de gato. RU: Простое граффити с изображением кошачьей мордочки.
October 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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The water in this picture almost looks solid.
EN: The underside of a highway bridge, showing off many pillar-like structures that hold it up. ES: La parte inferior de un puente de autopista, mostrando muchas estructuras en forma de pilar que lo sustenan. PT: A parte inferior de um ponte de rodovia, monstrando muitas estruturas em forma de pilar que o sustentam.
October 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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mewo
EN: An alignment chart with a grey dot in the upper left square, signifying "lawful good." ES: Una tabla de alineación con un punto gris en el cuadrado izquierdo superior, significando "bondad legal." PT: Um gráfico de alinhamento com um ponto cinza no quadrado esquerdo superior, significando "bondade legal."
September 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Labubus are the bastard children of the Teletubbies.
September 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Yes it is possible to catch a fly in your bare hands.
EN: A small house fly in my hand after being caught by me. ES: Una pequeña mosca doméstica en mi mano después de ser atrapada por mí. PT: Uma pequena mosca doméstica na minha mão depois de ser capturada por mim.
September 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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My ski buddy's on the toilet.
September 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Україна
EN: A Ukrainian flag on the side of a white fence. ES: Una bandera ucraniana en el lado de una valla blanca. PT: Uma bandeira ucraniana no lado de uma cerca branca.
September 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Mofra and Gordzillor
EN: A Mothra toy and a Godzilla toy on a blue couch. ES: Un juguete de Mothra y un juguete de Godzilla en un sofá azul. PT: Um brinquedo da Mothra e um brinquedo de Godzilla em um sofá azul.
September 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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If an Ultramarine is doing it then it must be in the Codex Astartes
September 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Dinosor
EN: A brown statue of a t-rex with a chain around its neck. ES: Una estatua marrón de un tiranosaurio rex con una cadena alrededor del cuello. PT: Uma estátua marrom de um tiranossauro rex com um corrente no pescoço.
September 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM