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Morbius's Mom
@prettyell.bsky.social
Cthulhu first 🐙

She|they, 24 (12/02/2000), colorado local, lefty bi, bedtime nudist, writer, neurodivergent, see pinned

bike, magick, and healthy food enjoyer, 🌿>🍺

Pfp: my pale orange and white cat Michael Morbius; cover: white mushrooms in green grass
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About me:
*♐️☀️♒️🌙♊️⬆️
*AuDHD
*Colorado born
*Writer working on my debut novel
*Student
*Polysexual demigirl
*Car-free
*Ex-Christian witch
*Food allergy sufferer
*Cat person
*Polytherian (Octopus, prehistoric hominin, maybe cat?)
*Currently losing weight carefully
Thank goodness there are zero abusive doctors in my area according to a list

Then why is my therapist pushing cult lingo associated with the abuse list?
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the baja blast pie is lembas bread but real
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
CW: obesity

Finally accepted that im skinny or at least "not that fat"

I used to believe i was obese bc i was borderline overweight
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Joji named his album Piss in the Wind

Frank is alive
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I add tofu, seed oils, and double the veggies to my dishes to spite carnivores.
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
To me vanilla coke tastes like being in a wood paneled-interiored truck attachment trailer used as a playhouse along the side of the house while your sister's friends talk about reruns of full house on nick at nite
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Charlie Kirk has a new roommate in Hell!
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I herd tale it is Gonzillo Day
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Meat advertisements should be illegal and rehab facilities should treat animal product addiction
November 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Forgot it was November and almost grabbed a handful

PS do peanuts still count as nuts

#nonutnovember
November 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Im gonna watch Akira
Give candy to people in costume
And listen to super ghostbusters
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My therapist is ignoring my future health concerns, and I feel like the scientist in every zombie movie
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Dear youtube shorts movie bots

Can I see Ghostbusters next after u air the entire PoTA movie??? I like both
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Inning 15

Burger King foot lettuce
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I used to film baseball games and the inning 14 would be my nightmare
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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just when you thought he was gone… vampurr returns, determined to stay until halloween!

🎃 www.makeship.com/products/vam... 🎃
October 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Normalize pushups
Normalize taking the sidewalk to the store
Normalize drinking at least 3l water a day
Normalize eating vegetables
Normalize eating apples and bananas as dessert
October 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just because cotton candy was invented by a dentist doesn't mean it isn't tasty candy
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If you use disabled people or non-traditional gendered people to justify unhealthy behaviors you're ableist and transphobic
October 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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ayyyyy guy who cooka da pizza
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Currently at no kings dressed as a wizard monkey
October 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Movie called Primate starring crazy monkey named Ben...
October 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Wonder if Ian Watkins and Charlie Kirk are hanging out right now
October 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM