Alyssa
@pretentiouspony.bsky.social
Proud animal mom. Epileptic. Atheist. Adrenaline junkie and total nerd. Here to share photos of my cats, bunnies, reptiles, horses, and adventures.
Welcome to the newest member of our little family! Aragog the Mexican Red Knee Tarantula.
July 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Welcome to the newest member of our little family! Aragog the Mexican Red Knee Tarantula.
Reposted by Alyssa
Thei hadde a public blowe out
Postinge their jabbes and jibes
Typinge 'til their fingeres bledde
It was the sommere of '25
Postinge their jabbes and jibes
Typinge 'til their fingeres bledde
It was the sommere of '25
June 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thei hadde a public blowe out
Postinge their jabbes and jibes
Typinge 'til their fingeres bledde
It was the sommere of '25
Postinge their jabbes and jibes
Typinge 'til their fingeres bledde
It was the sommere of '25
Sometimes you just need to sit on your pony during her dinner. #ponyoftheamericas #horses #equinetherapy #equinelove #funnyhorses #bareback
June 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sometimes you just need to sit on your pony during her dinner. #ponyoftheamericas #horses #equinetherapy #equinelove #funnyhorses #bareback
Neekah, my Manx who went to kitty heaven due to brain cancer, needed glasses at one point. Sweetest and smartest cat I’ve ever met!
June 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Neekah, my Manx who went to kitty heaven due to brain cancer, needed glasses at one point. Sweetest and smartest cat I’ve ever met!
It’s that time again! Went in for a diagnostic test and firmware update. #epilepsy #EEG #purplewarriors #epilepsysucks
June 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It’s that time again! Went in for a diagnostic test and firmware update. #epilepsy #EEG #purplewarriors #epilepsysucks
May 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Reposted by Alyssa
Nehmt eure Kinder ernst!
Nehmt ihr Nein ernst, ihre Sorgen & Ängste. Hört ihnen zu. Fragt sie, wie sie sich etwas vorstellen. Nehmt sie in ihrer Selbstbestimmung ernst. Was ziehe ich an? Was spiele ich? Wer bin ich? Welchen Namen möchte ich? 1/
Nehmt ihr Nein ernst, ihre Sorgen & Ängste. Hört ihnen zu. Fragt sie, wie sie sich etwas vorstellen. Nehmt sie in ihrer Selbstbestimmung ernst. Was ziehe ich an? Was spiele ich? Wer bin ich? Welchen Namen möchte ich? 1/
May 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Nehmt eure Kinder ernst!
Nehmt ihr Nein ernst, ihre Sorgen & Ängste. Hört ihnen zu. Fragt sie, wie sie sich etwas vorstellen. Nehmt sie in ihrer Selbstbestimmung ernst. Was ziehe ich an? Was spiele ich? Wer bin ich? Welchen Namen möchte ich? 1/
Nehmt ihr Nein ernst, ihre Sorgen & Ängste. Hört ihnen zu. Fragt sie, wie sie sich etwas vorstellen. Nehmt sie in ihrer Selbstbestimmung ernst. Was ziehe ich an? Was spiele ich? Wer bin ich? Welchen Namen möchte ich? 1/
Cool cats and dorky pet parents! Shoulder cat, snuggle time, dinner handout lineup. #cats #petparents #shouldercat
May 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Cool cats and dorky pet parents! Shoulder cat, snuggle time, dinner handout lineup. #cats #petparents #shouldercat
May 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
May 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
May 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Latest trail riding adventures! Our first solo ride! It couldn’t have gone smoother. Miles of trails. Taught the Rocky Mountain to barrel race. Thanks to red raspberry leaves. #trailriding #equestrianlife #equinelove
May 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Latest trail riding adventures! Our first solo ride! It couldn’t have gone smoother. Miles of trails. Taught the Rocky Mountain to barrel race. Thanks to red raspberry leaves. #trailriding #equestrianlife #equinelove
Home on the gun range! Love my new AR15.
May 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Home on the gun range! Love my new AR15.
Quickie rides #ponyoftheamericas #rockymountainmare
May 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Quickie rides #ponyoftheamericas #rockymountainmare
Q, named for the Star Trek TNG character, our beloved veiled chameleon.
May 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Q, named for the Star Trek TNG character, our beloved veiled chameleon.
May 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Reposted by Alyssa
Hazel the Holland Lop thinks she’s a cat! #bunnywhothinksitsacat #hollandlop #cutebunnies #bunniesandcats
May 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hazel the Holland Lop thinks she’s a cat! #bunnywhothinksitsacat #hollandlop #cutebunnies #bunniesandcats
It is a lovely feeling of acceptance to receive yearly cat mom gifts for Mother’s Day from my mother in law! To all the cat ladies and proud childless millennials out there Happy Cat Moms Day! Fur parents need a national holiday! #catmom #catmothersday #catmomgifts #petparents
May 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It is a lovely feeling of acceptance to receive yearly cat mom gifts for Mother’s Day from my mother in law! To all the cat ladies and proud childless millennials out there Happy Cat Moms Day! Fur parents need a national holiday! #catmom #catmothersday #catmomgifts #petparents
It changes one’s perspective! #skydivecarolina #skydiving
May 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It changes one’s perspective! #skydivecarolina #skydiving
Beautiful sun beginning to set on the horse farm. Feeling the pony love and frustration. She hates having her photo taken.
May 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Beautiful sun beginning to set on the horse farm. Feeling the pony love and frustration. She hates having her photo taken.
Slow ride…take it easyyy
May 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Slow ride…take it easyyy