pathetic man enjoyer 👯
@pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social
🔞🔞 MDNI 🔞🔞
🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇭🇹🇺🇦
it/its trans man, 23yo, adhd
🇳🇿 aotearoa / nzl (utc +13) 🥝
freak shit, sfw and rabbitholes for CoD
down to yap & comments are appreciated
anti-ai 😒
WIP count: 41
https://archiveofourown.org/users/pregnantmanemoji/pseuds/pregnantmanemoji
🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇭🇹🇺🇦
it/its trans man, 23yo, adhd
🇳🇿 aotearoa / nzl (utc +13) 🥝
freak shit, sfw and rabbitholes for CoD
down to yap & comments are appreciated
anti-ai 😒
WIP count: 41
https://archiveofourown.org/users/pregnantmanemoji/pseuds/pregnantmanemoji
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if you ever see my wip count go up, just know that insidious things are happening
just got back from a social gathering for world hiv/aids day (01/12/2025), and it was so so good to hear firsthand accounts from older queers who lived through the pandemic
very important history that should never be forgotten, especially within the queer community for how terribly our community —
very important history that should never be forgotten, especially within the queer community for how terribly our community —
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
just got back from a social gathering for world hiv/aids day (01/12/2025), and it was so so good to hear firsthand accounts from older queers who lived through the pandemic
very important history that should never be forgotten, especially within the queer community for how terribly our community —
very important history that should never be forgotten, especially within the queer community for how terribly our community —
#captainjohnprice #captainprice #nikolaicod #sebastiankrueger #pricekrueger #kruegernik #pricenik #codmw2 #codmw3
sfw but the first pairing lightly mentions puppy play
snippets of some of my rarepair brainstorms; nikolai/krueger/price and price/krueger
sfw but the first pairing lightly mentions puppy play
snippets of some of my rarepair brainstorms; nikolai/krueger/price and price/krueger
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
#captainjohnprice #captainprice #nikolaicod #sebastiankrueger #pricekrueger #kruegernik #pricenik #codmw2 #codmw3
sfw but the first pairing lightly mentions puppy play
snippets of some of my rarepair brainstorms; nikolai/krueger/price and price/krueger
sfw but the first pairing lightly mentions puppy play
snippets of some of my rarepair brainstorms; nikolai/krueger/price and price/krueger
ngl losing my mum in such a way has made me sideeye mw3 and all that angsty death shit🧍♂️
my notes app will never recover and i will make it everyone's problem /j
my notes app will never recover and i will make it everyone's problem /j
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
ngl losing my mum in such a way has made me sideeye mw3 and all that angsty death shit🧍♂️
my notes app will never recover and i will make it everyone's problem /j
my notes app will never recover and i will make it everyone's problem /j
i lost my mum last night, so i might be a bit fucked up for a while; i had to give her cpr after a cardiac arrest, which is telling enough on why.
activity will be sporadic for the foreseeable future, but i'm probably gonna write so much self-indulgent angst in my notes app
activity will be sporadic for the foreseeable future, but i'm probably gonna write so much self-indulgent angst in my notes app
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
i lost my mum last night, so i might be a bit fucked up for a while; i had to give her cpr after a cardiac arrest, which is telling enough on why.
activity will be sporadic for the foreseeable future, but i'm probably gonna write so much self-indulgent angst in my notes app
activity will be sporadic for the foreseeable future, but i'm probably gonna write so much self-indulgent angst in my notes app
#simonghostriley #codmw2
sfw
ghost being the opposite of the scary manly man = unclean stereotype.
ghost was dealt years of limited access to basic hygiene, his body's been broken and rebuilt past recognition, and in spite of it all he's fought tooth and nail to become his own person. again and —
sfw
ghost being the opposite of the scary manly man = unclean stereotype.
ghost was dealt years of limited access to basic hygiene, his body's been broken and rebuilt past recognition, and in spite of it all he's fought tooth and nail to become his own person. again and —
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
#simonghostriley #codmw2
sfw
ghost being the opposite of the scary manly man = unclean stereotype.
ghost was dealt years of limited access to basic hygiene, his body's been broken and rebuilt past recognition, and in spite of it all he's fought tooth and nail to become his own person. again and —
sfw
ghost being the opposite of the scary manly man = unclean stereotype.
ghost was dealt years of limited access to basic hygiene, his body's been broken and rebuilt past recognition, and in spite of it all he's fought tooth and nail to become his own person. again and —
#johnsoapmactavish #codmw2
werewolf soap with a mane like an aardwolf, that flares up when threatened 👀
werewolf soap with a mane like an aardwolf, that flares up when threatened 👀
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
#johnsoapmactavish #codmw2
werewolf soap with a mane like an aardwolf, that flares up when threatened 👀
werewolf soap with a mane like an aardwolf, that flares up when threatened 👀
#codmw2 #pricesoap
pricesoap sounds like a stereotyped homosexual relationship lmaoo:
their age gap, both have questionable hair choices that work (price's mutton chop (?) beard, soap's soul patch and mohawk combo), their weird father figure/mentor relationship, john and john 🙄 i love them
pricesoap sounds like a stereotyped homosexual relationship lmaoo:
their age gap, both have questionable hair choices that work (price's mutton chop (?) beard, soap's soul patch and mohawk combo), their weird father figure/mentor relationship, john and john 🙄 i love them
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
#codmw2 #pricesoap
pricesoap sounds like a stereotyped homosexual relationship lmaoo:
their age gap, both have questionable hair choices that work (price's mutton chop (?) beard, soap's soul patch and mohawk combo), their weird father figure/mentor relationship, john and john 🙄 i love them
pricesoap sounds like a stereotyped homosexual relationship lmaoo:
their age gap, both have questionable hair choices that work (price's mutton chop (?) beard, soap's soul patch and mohawk combo), their weird father figure/mentor relationship, john and john 🙄 i love them
i'm a bit too obsessed with monsters and masks, i fear, and it has nothing to do with october
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i'm a bit too obsessed with monsters and masks, i fear, and it has nothing to do with october
#simonghostriley #simonriley #codmw2
sfw, monster au, trans man ghost
werelion ghost who confuses the fuck out of humans because of how androgynous his shifted form is.
when shifted ghost has a mane, masculine vocalisations, certain male behaviours, and protects his team from attacks like a —
sfw, monster au, trans man ghost
werelion ghost who confuses the fuck out of humans because of how androgynous his shifted form is.
when shifted ghost has a mane, masculine vocalisations, certain male behaviours, and protects his team from attacks like a —
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
#simonghostriley #simonriley #codmw2
sfw, monster au, trans man ghost
werelion ghost who confuses the fuck out of humans because of how androgynous his shifted form is.
when shifted ghost has a mane, masculine vocalisations, certain male behaviours, and protects his team from attacks like a —
sfw, monster au, trans man ghost
werelion ghost who confuses the fuck out of humans because of how androgynous his shifted form is.
when shifted ghost has a mane, masculine vocalisations, certain male behaviours, and protects his team from attacks like a —
#johnsoapmactavish #ghoap #codmw2 sfw, trans man ghost
werewolf soap, but he's a spotted hyena :)
the reason he can get very casual and insubordinate is because he's gone from a matriarchy straight into a male-dominated workforce, with most of his superiors being men.
soap naturally being very —
werewolf soap, but he's a spotted hyena :)
the reason he can get very casual and insubordinate is because he's gone from a matriarchy straight into a male-dominated workforce, with most of his superiors being men.
soap naturally being very —
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
#johnsoapmactavish #ghoap #codmw2 sfw, trans man ghost
werewolf soap, but he's a spotted hyena :)
the reason he can get very casual and insubordinate is because he's gone from a matriarchy straight into a male-dominated workforce, with most of his superiors being men.
soap naturally being very —
werewolf soap, but he's a spotted hyena :)
the reason he can get very casual and insubordinate is because he's gone from a matriarchy straight into a male-dominated workforce, with most of his superiors being men.
soap naturally being very —
#ghoap #codmw2
nsfw, puppy play, amputation, violence, zombie au
zombie ghost, who's discovered to be conscious enough to still follow orders, but unable to speak or think like before, being kept as soap's dog.
soap's unwilling to kill his lieutenant, and argues the loudest to keep him alive, so —
nsfw, puppy play, amputation, violence, zombie au
zombie ghost, who's discovered to be conscious enough to still follow orders, but unable to speak or think like before, being kept as soap's dog.
soap's unwilling to kill his lieutenant, and argues the loudest to keep him alive, so —
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
a lot of folk have a display or nickname that their followers call them, and it makes me grin everytime i think of someone calling me pathetic or pregnant
really backed myself into a corner with this display name and user, and yet i will happily die on this hill 🫡
really backed myself into a corner with this display name and user, and yet i will happily die on this hill 🫡
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
a lot of folk have a display or nickname that their followers call them, and it makes me grin everytime i think of someone calling me pathetic or pregnant
really backed myself into a corner with this display name and user, and yet i will happily die on this hill 🫡
really backed myself into a corner with this display name and user, and yet i will happily die on this hill 🫡
#pricesoap #captainjohnprice #johnsoapmactavish #codmw2
nsfw
and what if i said trans man soap topping a cis captain price? what then?
and what i said that they have a breeding kink with cis price being the one to pregnant? huh? what then??
nsfw
and what if i said trans man soap topping a cis captain price? what then?
and what i said that they have a breeding kink with cis price being the one to pregnant? huh? what then??
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
#pricesoap #captainjohnprice #johnsoapmactavish #codmw2
nsfw
and what if i said trans man soap topping a cis captain price? what then?
and what i said that they have a breeding kink with cis price being the one to pregnant? huh? what then??
nsfw
and what if i said trans man soap topping a cis captain price? what then?
and what i said that they have a breeding kink with cis price being the one to pregnant? huh? what then??
#johnsoapmactavish #codmw2
sfw, monster au
cù-sìth (fae hound) soap who still dislikes dogs.
domesticated dogs don't possess the instinctual respect of the fae that wild animals do, they're a young and sheltered species, and are prone to biting out of fear.
they're uncanny, dependent creatures, —
sfw, monster au
cù-sìth (fae hound) soap who still dislikes dogs.
domesticated dogs don't possess the instinctual respect of the fae that wild animals do, they're a young and sheltered species, and are prone to biting out of fear.
they're uncanny, dependent creatures, —
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
#johnsoapmactavish #codmw2
sfw, monster au
cù-sìth (fae hound) soap who still dislikes dogs.
domesticated dogs don't possess the instinctual respect of the fae that wild animals do, they're a young and sheltered species, and are prone to biting out of fear.
they're uncanny, dependent creatures, —
sfw, monster au
cù-sìth (fae hound) soap who still dislikes dogs.
domesticated dogs don't possess the instinctual respect of the fae that wild animals do, they're a young and sheltered species, and are prone to biting out of fear.
they're uncanny, dependent creatures, —
#simonghostriley #codmw2
sfw
thinking about vampire ghost's death and rebirth in vernon's coffin, and how many years it would've taken him to be comfortable enough to sleep in one post-roba🧍♂️
sfw
thinking about vampire ghost's death and rebirth in vernon's coffin, and how many years it would've taken him to be comfortable enough to sleep in one post-roba🧍♂️
October 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
#simonghostriley #codmw2
sfw
thinking about vampire ghost's death and rebirth in vernon's coffin, and how many years it would've taken him to be comfortable enough to sleep in one post-roba🧍♂️
sfw
thinking about vampire ghost's death and rebirth in vernon's coffin, and how many years it would've taken him to be comfortable enough to sleep in one post-roba🧍♂️
#simonghostriley #könig #sebastiankrueger #nikto etc #codmw2
i need me a reverse unmasking of masked men. double it. throw a second one on. more
i need me a reverse unmasking of masked men. double it. throw a second one on. more
October 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
#simonghostriley #könig #sebastiankrueger #nikto etc #codmw2
i need me a reverse unmasking of masked men. double it. throw a second one on. more
i need me a reverse unmasking of masked men. double it. throw a second one on. more
if you ever see my wip count go up, just know that insidious things are happening
October 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
if you ever see my wip count go up, just know that insidious things are happening
#johnsoapmactavish #tf141 #codmw2
deity soap discovers the 141, and is so captivated by their human bullshit, that he neglects his self-imposed isolation to follow them around, just for the entertainment.
the 141 obviously don't trust this eldritch horror of a stranger, but what can you do when —
deity soap discovers the 141, and is so captivated by their human bullshit, that he neglects his self-imposed isolation to follow them around, just for the entertainment.
the 141 obviously don't trust this eldritch horror of a stranger, but what can you do when —
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
#johnsoapmactavish #tf141 #codmw2
deity soap discovers the 141, and is so captivated by their human bullshit, that he neglects his self-imposed isolation to follow them around, just for the entertainment.
the 141 obviously don't trust this eldritch horror of a stranger, but what can you do when —
deity soap discovers the 141, and is so captivated by their human bullshit, that he neglects his self-imposed isolation to follow them around, just for the entertainment.
the 141 obviously don't trust this eldritch horror of a stranger, but what can you do when —
#codmw2 #codoc #militaryoc
desperately withstanding the silly urges to make a former nzsas oc, just for his callsign to be micro, despite being tall🧍♂️
someone asks why, and they get a resigned "smallest on the team", all while standing taller than said team.
and what if i spend hours creating a —
desperately withstanding the silly urges to make a former nzsas oc, just for his callsign to be micro, despite being tall🧍♂️
someone asks why, and they get a resigned "smallest on the team", all while standing taller than said team.
and what if i spend hours creating a —
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
#codmw2 #codoc #militaryoc
desperately withstanding the silly urges to make a former nzsas oc, just for his callsign to be micro, despite being tall🧍♂️
someone asks why, and they get a resigned "smallest on the team", all while standing taller than said team.
and what if i spend hours creating a —
desperately withstanding the silly urges to make a former nzsas oc, just for his callsign to be micro, despite being tall🧍♂️
someone asks why, and they get a resigned "smallest on the team", all while standing taller than said team.
and what if i spend hours creating a —
#pricesoap #ghoap 💀🧼🚬
CW under negotiated kink, dubious consent (unknowing) puppy play, sfw training
ghost and price conditioning soap to follow specific orders with certain whistles, like a farm dog.
when he'd first confronted them, it was explained away as a logical means of relaying nonverbal —
CW under negotiated kink, dubious consent (unknowing) puppy play, sfw training
ghost and price conditioning soap to follow specific orders with certain whistles, like a farm dog.
when he'd first confronted them, it was explained away as a logical means of relaying nonverbal —
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
#pricesoap #ghoap 💀🧼🚬
CW under negotiated kink, dubious consent (unknowing) puppy play, sfw training
ghost and price conditioning soap to follow specific orders with certain whistles, like a farm dog.
when he'd first confronted them, it was explained away as a logical means of relaying nonverbal —
CW under negotiated kink, dubious consent (unknowing) puppy play, sfw training
ghost and price conditioning soap to follow specific orders with certain whistles, like a farm dog.
when he'd first confronted them, it was explained away as a logical means of relaying nonverbal —
#captainprice #johnprice #codmw2
sfw
price was born and raised in rural ross-on-wye, herefordshire, and later inherited his family home.
they used to have an orchard, a rather intimidatingly large vegetable garden, and a large flock of chickens and ducks. he'd worked the farm alongside his —
sfw
price was born and raised in rural ross-on-wye, herefordshire, and later inherited his family home.
they used to have an orchard, a rather intimidatingly large vegetable garden, and a large flock of chickens and ducks. he'd worked the farm alongside his —
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
#captainprice #johnprice #codmw2
sfw
price was born and raised in rural ross-on-wye, herefordshire, and later inherited his family home.
they used to have an orchard, a rather intimidatingly large vegetable garden, and a large flock of chickens and ducks. he'd worked the farm alongside his —
sfw
price was born and raised in rural ross-on-wye, herefordshire, and later inherited his family home.
they used to have an orchard, a rather intimidatingly large vegetable garden, and a large flock of chickens and ducks. he'd worked the farm alongside his —
when i learn how to write ghoap with more than 400 words quickly, and in my "proper" style, yous are fucked /j
unfortunately i've never finished a single thing in my preferred style, so a big L to my concerta prescription tbh
unfortunately i've never finished a single thing in my preferred style, so a big L to my concerta prescription tbh
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
when i learn how to write ghoap with more than 400 words quickly, and in my "proper" style, yous are fucked /j
unfortunately i've never finished a single thing in my preferred style, so a big L to my concerta prescription tbh
unfortunately i've never finished a single thing in my preferred style, so a big L to my concerta prescription tbh
#johnsoapmactavish #tf141 #codmw2
firefighter au where FF mactavish is a rural volunteer, who's in the lengthy process of interviewing for a paid role within the army.
during an informal interview while shown around the base, he admits to gaz that he's not only looking for pay, but to also leave —
firefighter au where FF mactavish is a rural volunteer, who's in the lengthy process of interviewing for a paid role within the army.
during an informal interview while shown around the base, he admits to gaz that he's not only looking for pay, but to also leave —
October 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
#johnsoapmactavish #tf141 #codmw2
firefighter au where FF mactavish is a rural volunteer, who's in the lengthy process of interviewing for a paid role within the army.
during an informal interview while shown around the base, he admits to gaz that he's not only looking for pay, but to also leave —
firefighter au where FF mactavish is a rural volunteer, who's in the lengthy process of interviewing for a paid role within the army.
during an informal interview while shown around the base, he admits to gaz that he's not only looking for pay, but to also leave —
#codmw2 #könig #tf141
i've noticed that some fanon gets confidently stated as a canon fact
no hate intended, it doesn't make it easy for anyone when certain characters have uncited information in their wikis
just some friendly reminders:
könig and most multiplayer characters like him don't —
i've noticed that some fanon gets confidently stated as a canon fact
no hate intended, it doesn't make it easy for anyone when certain characters have uncited information in their wikis
just some friendly reminders:
könig and most multiplayer characters like him don't —
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM