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turn up my boing
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
nestled
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
(coming out of a coma i went into in 2016) dear 🅱️rudence
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
just had to type in a password generator password into my tv with a remote
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
diagnosis: skill issue
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
how can i be normal about the beatles when they made a day in the life . like come on
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
more like win less am i right *a trap door opens under me and drops me into a pit of spikes*
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
😳
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
its 1979 season baybeee
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
if you complain about open window shades on an airplane you are spoiled by the excesses of modernity and are incapable of solving problems on your own
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
cameron winter and porter robinson came out of the same batch of white boys
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
aw fuck. trying to get some sloppy in the medbed but i forgot my card
October 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
me to my friend who's complaining about her agender partner in bed

do you have to let it finger
September 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
going into a coma for like, a year would go kinda hard
September 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
calling the etsy witches tonight to make my penis larger
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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“bluesky is so bad” ok bye. i’ll continue to be silly on Here
September 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Burn All Labubus
August 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
if George isn't your favorite beatle, u are a fed
August 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
*across the universe voice* nothings gonna suck my nuts
August 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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alright new page! and it only took 6 months of this sitting in my drafts folder! Thanks for sticking around everyone!

#comic
August 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i wish i was slightly stupider so i could enjoy watching pawn stars to the fullest extent
August 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Luigi Judah
July 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i survey on her slopes til she Trimbleing
July 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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me every time someone mentions that stupid ass horse game
July 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM