Stevie
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· Nov 11
When they finally put me in charge of scheduling at the BBC:
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Important: the Monorail episode of The Simpsons is currently being shown on E4.
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Important: the Monorail episode of The Simpsons is currently being shown on E4.
Blessed are the meek, for they are total legends.✌️
AAAAAAAAH #EUROVISION JESUS, SAM RYDER, IS PLAYING ACTUAL JESUS IN JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR!!!
MY TWO OBSESSIONS, EUROVISION AND MUSICALS, MEETING IN THE MIDDLE!!
MY TWO OBSESSIONS, EUROVISION AND MUSICALS, MEETING IN THE MIDDLE!!
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Blessed are the meek, for they are total legends.✌️
Clifford, where on this scoreboard does it say Canada?
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Clifford, where on this scoreboard does it say Canada?
Allor-eh
🇨🇦 The EBU has confirmed it is in "very early stages" of discussion with CBC/Radio Canada about potential participation in #Eurovision.
"The Canadian conversation with CBC is in its very early stages and we look forward to continuing our discussions with them."
"The Canadian conversation with CBC is in its very early stages and we look forward to continuing our discussions with them."
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Allor-eh
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68 years ago today, Laika the dog was launched into space by the Soviet Union to become the first animal to orbit the Earth.
No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
November 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
68 years ago today, Laika the dog was launched into space by the Soviet Union to become the first animal to orbit the Earth.
No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
An extra hour in bed, is it?
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
An extra hour in bed, is it?
Pick up the paceeee, maaan!
The BBC are officially LATE to confirm selection plans for #Eurovision 2026!😡
2020: 16/09
2021: N/A
2022: 21/10
2023: 08/09
2024: 18/10
2025: 16/10
It's now the 22nd of October.
Such tardiness should not and will not be tolerated.
I wanted my TV licence money back.
2020: 16/09
2021: N/A
2022: 21/10
2023: 08/09
2024: 18/10
2025: 16/10
It's now the 22nd of October.
Such tardiness should not and will not be tolerated.
I wanted my TV licence money back.
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Pick up the paceeee, maaan!
But sitting is one of the things I do best.
‘Every chair you own is a commitment to mediocrity…’ IKEA must be quaking in their flat pack boots.
October 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
But sitting is one of the things I do best.
The Emperor Constantine in 313 AD:
The Christians are extremely underrated, in this essay I will #forgotten80s
October 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Emperor Constantine in 313 AD:
Just a reminder that this image exists.
October 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just a reminder that this image exists.
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The human condition has been absolutely thoroughly explored now, thank you very much. Tell us a fucking story
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The human condition has been absolutely thoroughly explored now, thank you very much. Tell us a fucking story
I'm at a wedding where the Dadi Freyr version of Whole Again was played and reader, I fear I embarrassed myself.
October 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm at a wedding where the Dadi Freyr version of Whole Again was played and reader, I fear I embarrassed myself.
Have you seen (Russell) Martin?
October 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Have you seen (Russell) Martin?
Sometimes on sleepless nights, when my head is swimming with the responsibilities of organising another candlelight supper, sometimes I wonder: Did he *buy* the frisbee?
October 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sometimes on sleepless nights, when my head is swimming with the responsibilities of organising another candlelight supper, sometimes I wonder: Did he *buy* the frisbee?
Oh that's a sad one.
'Tell God it's 'Bouquet!'
'Tell God it's 'Bouquet!'
October 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Oh that's a sad one.
'Tell God it's 'Bouquet!'
'Tell God it's 'Bouquet!'
Me trying to translate an email in Finnish into English:
October 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Me trying to translate an email in Finnish into English:
On a complete whim, I now find myself with UMK tickets. Someone take my phone away from me.
🇫🇮 Over in #Finland, we are starting things off early as tickets for its #Eurovision 2026 selection #UMK26 have gone on sale! Did you manage to get a ticket? #ESC2026
🇫🇮 Tickets for UMK 2026 are now on sale
Are you interested in attending Finland's Eurovision 2026 selection UMK? Well, if you are well, now's the chance, as tickets for its selection UMK 2026 have gone on sale. 20,000 fans to travel to Tampere In line with previous years, seven acts will participate in next year's selection, and will also pre and post parties which will run until 3AM. Speaking about the selection, UMK's Executive Producer Anssi Autio comments:
thateurovisionsite.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
On a complete whim, I now find myself with UMK tickets. Someone take my phone away from me.
This is now my new favourite image.
September 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is now my new favourite image.
The only Ryder cup I recognise:
September 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The only Ryder cup I recognise:
Death, taxes and Florian Wieder designing the Eurovision stage.
Of course he has. 😂 I mean on the one hand he's come up with some fantastic designs, but on the other, it'd be nice to see what other people can come up with.
🇦🇹 Florian Wieder has been hired by ORF to design the stage for #Eurovision 2026, Kleine Zeitung reports.
It would be the German’s 10th stage design, having previously designed the stages in 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2024, and 2025.
It would be the German’s 10th stage design, having previously designed the stages in 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2024, and 2025.
September 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Death, taxes and Florian Wieder designing the Eurovision stage.
I can only describe the taste as 'allora.'
September 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I can only describe the taste as 'allora.'
There now follows an experiment:
September 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There now follows an experiment:
Drop an old pic you still love.
September 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Drop an old pic you still love.
His show's on laaaaterrr, man!
September 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
His show's on laaaaterrr, man!