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March 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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February 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Working class Americans live 6 years shorter lives than the wealthy. Doctors believe economic stress is a major factor in that disparity.

I asked Americans to describe how stress impacts their lives & well-being. The responses were heartbreaking.

Here are some of them:
February 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hi everyone meet cupid 💘

He was wandering across my yard and I jokingly asked him why he wanted to be homeless and told him to come over. That's literally never worked before 😆

Now to get him fixed and vetted and up for adoption

It's really the home for wayward kittens over here #catrescue
February 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
February 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo
February 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
February 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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BREAKING NEWS

DEI hire Governor Greg Abbott warns that Texas will retaliate against Canada.

What’s he gonna do? Send Ted Cruz there as punishment?
February 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
So do i start learning the edelweiss song now or do we have like... another week?
January 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
January 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Sadly we don't live in unprecedented times. This is precendented as hell 🫠
January 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Boebert is proof not all $luts who vape are cool

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January 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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in one of my favorite books of all time - JUNO & JULIET, an Irish romcom by Julian Gough - one character explains to another that constantly pretending to be an asshole as a joke is meaningfully indistinguishable from actually being an asshole, and I've thought about that every day for 24 years
January 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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For all the flak George Lucas gets for his writing, pretty hard to deny the "so this is how liberty dies" line is an unfortunately spot on banger.
January 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Gonna call it the gulf of Mexico to see how upset the cultists get.

OH SO NOW YOU UNDERSTAND DEAD NAMING
January 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Google is free.
Library got plenty of books.
And still yall dumb.
That’s crazy.
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Textbooks are gonna get real weird about how they cover WWII now, huh
January 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I love love living in a country where an unspayed cat has more reproductive rights than I do. Neat!
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
*bo Burnhams inside playing softly in the distance*

Well I'm sure this isn't an ominous glimpse into the hellscape future that looms before us...Right?
January 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
January 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
January 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Stolen valor is literally the funniest crime. wdym you faked PTSD for a free appetizer at Applebee's
January 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
"Ah yes ban tikok " I say as I open my third notice of the year of a data breech regarding my health insurance provider.

If the Chinese communist party has pictures of my ass it's UHC's fault and not some silly video app.
January 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The sass even when in repose is overwhelming
January 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM