Portsie the DOG
@portsie.bsky.social
🔞 27 y/o They/She Queer diva, green bay packers? more interested in he/they packers personally. Little goth, little punk, little scene, as a treat. EAST BAY ✌️
I’ve spent some uh, time in Discord!
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’ve spent some uh, time in Discord!
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Apparently my wives think I'm hot or something.
I've got those "butch lesbian amazon that your mother warned you about" vibes.
It also appears that I have leveled up my "eyes are up here" difficulty. Went to the dispensary today for their sales and I caught quite a few gazes locking in.
I've got those "butch lesbian amazon that your mother warned you about" vibes.
It also appears that I have leveled up my "eyes are up here" difficulty. Went to the dispensary today for their sales and I caught quite a few gazes locking in.
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Apparently my wives think I'm hot or something.
I've got those "butch lesbian amazon that your mother warned you about" vibes.
It also appears that I have leveled up my "eyes are up here" difficulty. Went to the dispensary today for their sales and I caught quite a few gazes locking in.
I've got those "butch lesbian amazon that your mother warned you about" vibes.
It also appears that I have leveled up my "eyes are up here" difficulty. Went to the dispensary today for their sales and I caught quite a few gazes locking in.
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Moved to Cali to be with 2 girlfriends from my polycule who I have known for 10+ years.
Yet, I literally met one of them in person for the first time on the day I moved into the house.
On Black Friday we bought a car. I negotiated, they paid, I put them on my insurance.
Also I'm natural 40G! WTF?
Yet, I literally met one of them in person for the first time on the day I moved into the house.
On Black Friday we bought a car. I negotiated, they paid, I put them on my insurance.
Also I'm natural 40G! WTF?
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Moved to Cali to be with 2 girlfriends from my polycule who I have known for 10+ years.
Yet, I literally met one of them in person for the first time on the day I moved into the house.
On Black Friday we bought a car. I negotiated, they paid, I put them on my insurance.
Also I'm natural 40G! WTF?
Yet, I literally met one of them in person for the first time on the day I moved into the house.
On Black Friday we bought a car. I negotiated, they paid, I put them on my insurance.
Also I'm natural 40G! WTF?
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I'm 37 years old.
I live in Cali in a house with 2 of my girlfriends.
I'm a trans woman with natural 40G breasts
If you told me that this would be my life when I was 21 years old I would have called you insane, yet here I am.
House ness in Cali with my girls~
Mrawr!
I live in Cali in a house with 2 of my girlfriends.
I'm a trans woman with natural 40G breasts
If you told me that this would be my life when I was 21 years old I would have called you insane, yet here I am.
House ness in Cali with my girls~
Mrawr!
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm 37 years old.
I live in Cali in a house with 2 of my girlfriends.
I'm a trans woman with natural 40G breasts
If you told me that this would be my life when I was 21 years old I would have called you insane, yet here I am.
House ness in Cali with my girls~
Mrawr!
I live in Cali in a house with 2 of my girlfriends.
I'm a trans woman with natural 40G breasts
If you told me that this would be my life when I was 21 years old I would have called you insane, yet here I am.
House ness in Cali with my girls~
Mrawr!
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Brought my skeleton out of the closet, meet Lilith
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Brought my skeleton out of the closet, meet Lilith
God I love baking bread and that I can just make a dough ball on a whim and got a professional scale to get it *just right* I might love bread baking
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
God I love baking bread and that I can just make a dough ball on a whim and got a professional scale to get it *just right* I might love bread baking
My wife’s thighs are an inch bigger around than my torso. We measured.
October 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My wife’s thighs are an inch bigger around than my torso. We measured.
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Woke up to @portsie.bsky.social cooking breakfast for @femzy.bsky.social and myself. She's the most adorable and loving puppy there is<3
The best fried egg sandwich I have ever had in my life!!!
Love Yall <3 ^//^
The best fried egg sandwich I have ever had in my life!!!
Love Yall <3 ^//^
October 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Woke up to @portsie.bsky.social cooking breakfast for @femzy.bsky.social and myself. She's the most adorable and loving puppy there is<3
The best fried egg sandwich I have ever had in my life!!!
Love Yall <3 ^//^
The best fried egg sandwich I have ever had in my life!!!
Love Yall <3 ^//^
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Ordered some cannabis today.
Didn't realize I also ordered the second coming.
Didn't realize I also ordered the second coming.
October 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Ordered some cannabis today.
Didn't realize I also ordered the second coming.
Didn't realize I also ordered the second coming.
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Age gap poly yuri?
That's just my house.
Me: 37
Portsie: 28
Phoen: 29
That's just my house.
Me: 37
Portsie: 28
Phoen: 29
September 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Age gap poly yuri?
That's just my house.
Me: 37
Portsie: 28
Phoen: 29
That's just my house.
Me: 37
Portsie: 28
Phoen: 29
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a Hati commission from some time ago by @starapture.bsky.social
September 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
a Hati commission from some time ago by @starapture.bsky.social
I’m on progesterone and pounding burgers to see what happens
August 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m on progesterone and pounding burgers to see what happens
My eye has been twitching for a couple days now lmao, my work keeps pushing anything and everything like it’s some kinda crisis.
August 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My eye has been twitching for a couple days now lmao, my work keeps pushing anything and everything like it’s some kinda crisis.
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GOD WHY DONT THEY BITE AND SCRATCH ME
July 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
GOD WHY DONT THEY BITE AND SCRATCH ME
Proud to have been a very early test subject of lenacapavir 3 years ago. ✌️
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Proud to have been a very early test subject of lenacapavir 3 years ago. ✌️
I just realized if Katara could blood bend Aang never had erectile dysfunction
a cartoon character says gurrl calm yourself in front of a mountain
ALT: a cartoon character says gurrl calm yourself in front of a mountain
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July 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I just realized if Katara could blood bend Aang never had erectile dysfunction
Smoke that puppy weed and clock into work
July 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Smoke that puppy weed and clock into work
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The district deli manager and corporate called me out with praise in an email, maybe now the store manager will calm down lol
July 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The district deli manager and corporate called me out with praise in an email, maybe now the store manager will calm down lol