PopeCodyIV
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If you manage to make China, Russia, and Iran happy, by shuttering one U.S. agency... #youmightbeaforeignagent
March 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If you manage to make China, Russia, and Iran happy, by shuttering one U.S. agency... #youmightbeaforeignagent
I'm formally announcing that I'll be forming an exploratory committee this summer to explore the possibility of running for this conservative seat.
JUST IN: The Senate voted to advance a spending bill to fund the government through Sept. 30, narrowly avoiding a government shutdown. The vote exposed a deep rift among Democrats.
Senate advances plan to avert shutdown, in vote that exposes Democratic rifts
The Senate voted to advance a spending bill to fund the government through Sept. 30, narrowly avoiding a government shutdown. The vote exposed a deep rift among Democrats.
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March 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm formally announcing that I'll be forming an exploratory committee this summer to explore the possibility of running for this conservative seat.
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"Anyone currently living in the country and earning XP on Duolingo must comply and register with the government or face deportation." theonion.com/dhs-beg...
DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]
theonion.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Anyone currently living in the country and earning XP on Duolingo must comply and register with the government or face deportation." theonion.com/dhs-beg...
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British PM Starmer hugged Zelenskyy. That’s how bad U.S. foreign policy has gotten—it’s driving the Brits to physical displays of emotion.
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
British PM Starmer hugged Zelenskyy. That’s how bad U.S. foreign policy has gotten—it’s driving the Brits to physical displays of emotion.
I've never wanted something more than to see the Earth get EXACTLY what humans have been preparing for.
At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
February 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I've never wanted something more than to see the Earth get EXACTLY what humans have been preparing for.
We understood the Cheeto is an idiot. We all knew this 8 years ago. The complete abandon of the GOP to do ANYTHING makes me want to shit.
February 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We understood the Cheeto is an idiot. We all knew this 8 years ago. The complete abandon of the GOP to do ANYTHING makes me want to shit.
Just to prove our healthcare system is doo doo. I didn’t think I would have to resort to this. Anything helps & we would be so incredibly grateful ❤️
gofund.me/5a7ed731
gofund.me/5a7ed731
Donate to Holly & Xavier’s Baby Boy’s Medical Treatment, organized by Holly Pineau
Hello,
My name is Holly and my Husband is Xavier. This past week we introd… Holly Pineau needs your support for Holly & Xavier’s Baby Boy’s Medical Treatment
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February 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I speak on behalf of America, we surrender unconditionally to Canada and Mexico in our short trade war.
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I speak on behalf of America, we surrender unconditionally to Canada and Mexico in our short trade war.
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AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
YouTube video by The Onion
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January 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
Edited, because mistakes happen
Friendly reminder, even sky daddy would've thought MAGA is a bunch of assholes
Friendly reminder, even sky daddy would've thought MAGA is a bunch of assholes
January 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Edited, because mistakes happen
Friendly reminder, even sky daddy would've thought MAGA is a bunch of assholes
Friendly reminder, even sky daddy would've thought MAGA is a bunch of assholes
These are all likely to be sadly quite accurate...
What To Know About The Jan. 6 Pardons
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theonion.com/what-to...
What To Know About The Jan. 6 Pardons
President Donald Trump pardoned approximately 1,500 rioters who participated in the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol. Here is everything you need to know about the pardons and commutations: Q: Who is celebrating the pardons? A: All the nonviolent marijuana offenders who no longer have to share their cells with insurrectionists. Q: Do the […]
theonion.com
January 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
These are all likely to be sadly quite accurate...
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Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Who made this 🤣
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As of 12:02 EST, we officially declare an end to Dry January
January 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
As of 12:02 EST, we officially declare an end to Dry January
I watched Donny for as long as I could stomach at the inauguration. We may well be seeing the biggest fruit loop of our time lead us into the worst decline this country has ever seen. But let's clap like this is normal.
Morons
Morons
January 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I watched Donny for as long as I could stomach at the inauguration. We may well be seeing the biggest fruit loop of our time lead us into the worst decline this country has ever seen. But let's clap like this is normal.
Morons
Morons
Well... I hadn't considered that... that makes a sad amount of sense.
Same #maga for profit 🐂 💩 as before 🇺🇸😢
The #Maga #Republican disinformation about the fires 🔥 is similar to putting #FoxNews #PeteHegseth in charge of our #Pentagon.
The #Maga #Republican disinformation about the fires 🔥 is similar to putting #FoxNews #PeteHegseth in charge of our #Pentagon.
January 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Well... I hadn't considered that... that makes a sad amount of sense.
So Republicans did the extremely predictable thing and screwed up literally their first act of governance of 2025. My surprise, shock, shock, I say.
Who could have seen THAT coming...
Who could have seen THAT coming...
January 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
So Republicans did the extremely predictable thing and screwed up literally their first act of governance of 2025. My surprise, shock, shock, I say.
Who could have seen THAT coming...
Who could have seen THAT coming...