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Pontifacts: Ranking the Popes
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Bry and Fry host a slightly blasphemous papal history podcast, ranking the Popes from Peter to LEO XIV. #Rexypod
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‼️HOUSEKEEPING ANNOUNCEMENTS:
In the High Middle Ages, our episodes are getting longer! To be sustainable, we are making scheduling changes to accomodate the demand on editing/QA/admin: our episodes will now come out 2 weeks from recording - which for the MOST part, won't look any different.
Some of the rexypods are hosting a King of the Castle game on our YouTube right now! Come join them!
(We're absent thanks to migraines but may pop in if we get the chance!)

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King of the Rexy Castle 3.0!
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January 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Pope watch: Pope Leo's portrait at St Paul's outside the walls is ready!! This is the image we will be evaluating him on for Faciem Sanctus when we get there, how do you think he'll score!?
January 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Pope Leo 2026 vibes.
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
More to look forward at this year's intelligent speech!! @intelligentspeech.bsky.social
Thanks so much to Bry @pontifactspod.bsky.social and Ben @w2wpodcast.bsky.social for bringing me into the proceedings!

This year I will be a moderator as well as presenting, so be sure to watch out for me there!
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Don't forget that we are speaking at Intelligent Speech 2026! You can get your tickets now at an early bird discount at intelligentspeechonline.com and if you use code POPE at checkout, you can get even more savings!
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Intelligent Speech 2026 is just two months away, and our early bird ticket discount is still in effect until December 31st!
We are extremely pleased to announce INTELLIGENT SPEECH ONLINE 2026! Join us on February 28th, 2026, for History's greatest Companions and Rivals!

Tickets are on sale now: intelligentspeechonline.com

Your ticket covers live attendance, as well as all sessions recorded to watch at your leisure.
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Ali had to row across a lake in apology, will Fry have to WALK TO CANOSSA?!
@pontifactspod.bsky.social Three words: Gregory the Peaceable.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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You know, I have to remind myself that as Gregory is humiliating the Emperor it's only been 30 years since the rock bottom of the Papacy under the demon from hell. I'd always assumed that it was a more steady recovery from the Pornocracy yet it's gone from 0 to 11 real quick!
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Haha! What do you all think?
He’s an absolute dead ringer for Christopher Walker in the mosaic portrait. Look at the eyes and the furrowed brow and the pursed mouth.

Someone else tell me you see my vision. I spent the whole episode imagining Walken’s line deliveries when telling people they’re excommunicated.
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Hildebrand is still demanding a lot of our time 950 years later!
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Introducing our final episode of the year, which is also our longest to date, Pope Gregory VII!

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159. Gregory VII | PONTIFACTS: Ranking the Popes
They finally got him! Despite being the hide and seek champion, Hildebrand has finally been cornered into being pope. And what a papacy he will have! In his episode (now officially our longest episode...
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December 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
In case you were wondering how Pontifacts is gearing up for the holiday season, this week in the Conclave we are hosting both a recorded reading of the next chapters of the Bad Book (IYKYK), and a screening of The Carpenter's Son (Yes, that Nichols Cage Jesus Horror Film) for #Pontiplex

✨Festive ✨
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Now, what you hear is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Pontifex and I'd like to say hello
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If you got a copy of the episode with crunched audio, we have reuploaded the file and it should be back to normal. Thank you to our quick listening audio-exorcists who notified us of the issue!
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
‼️HOUSEKEEPING ANNOUNCEMENTS:
In the High Middle Ages, our episodes are getting longer! To be sustainable, we are making scheduling changes to accomodate the demand on editing/QA/admin: our episodes will now come out 2 weeks from recording - which for the MOST part, won't look any different.
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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@pontifactspod.bsky.social -
I wasn’t sure if you guys had seen this amazing picture of young Pope Leo looking like he just stepped out of the Blues Brothers, but I thought you’d appreciate it. HE’S ON A MISSION FROM GOD!
ATTENTION, RIZZLER POPE
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Pontifacts will be speaking at Intelligent Speech 2026! Tickets are on sale now!!
We are extremely pleased to announce INTELLIGENT SPEECH ONLINE 2026! Join us on February 28th, 2026, for History's greatest Companions and Rivals!

Tickets are on sale now: intelligentspeechonline.com

Your ticket covers live attendance, as well as all sessions recorded to watch at your leisure.
October 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Exciting news! Jamie and I will be keynote speakers in next year's Intelligent Speech Conference! (28th Frb 2026) More information in the the announcement episode. But tickets are on sale - use our discount code!(Rankium)

@intelligentspeech.bsky.social

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October 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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We are extremely pleased to announce INTELLIGENT SPEECH ONLINE 2026! Join us on February 28th, 2026, for History's greatest Companions and Rivals!

Tickets are on sale now: intelligentspeechonline.com

Your ticket covers live attendance, as well as all sessions recorded to watch at your leisure.
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
We're coming to the age where Popes have heraldry to look at! And we need a clever name for this segment, that would work with our bad latin. If anyone has any suggestions, they are welcome!
October 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM