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Posting awful puns and pointless trivia whenever I notice a male politician get a trim!
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Big June Prune for Mind
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I am proud to announce that the Big June Prune fundRAZOR is back this June to raise money to support the incredible work of @mindcharity.bsky.social
To sign up visit www.justgiving.com/team/bigjune... and your hairoics will help be a case of "A little off your head, a lot off someones mind".
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It's (comb)over!
In 1990, a baby from Newbury broke the World Record for the baby born with the most teeth.
25 years later, combing no longer makes even a slight dent(al) in Newbury MP @leedillonmp.bsky.social 's morning routine, with good reactions in the (p)early (whites) days! 🥚🪒
In 1990, a baby from Newbury broke the World Record for the baby born with the most teeth.
25 years later, combing no longer makes even a slight dent(al) in Newbury MP @leedillonmp.bsky.social 's morning routine, with good reactions in the (p)early (whites) days! 🥚🪒
June 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
It's (comb)over!
In 1990, a baby from Newbury broke the World Record for the baby born with the most teeth.
25 years later, combing no longer makes even a slight dent(al) in Newbury MP @leedillonmp.bsky.social 's morning routine, with good reactions in the (p)early (whites) days! 🥚🪒
In 1990, a baby from Newbury broke the World Record for the baby born with the most teeth.
25 years later, combing no longer makes even a slight dent(al) in Newbury MP @leedillonmp.bsky.social 's morning routine, with good reactions in the (p)early (whites) days! 🥚🪒
"Victor" is onto a "winner" with his latest trim! @vmmchamberlain.bsky.social
April 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
"Victor" is onto a "winner" with his latest trim! @vmmchamberlain.bsky.social
Who's hoping to "cross" a post Easter weekend barbers trip off their to-do list today?
April 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Who's hoping to "cross" a post Easter weekend barbers trip off their to-do list today?
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We're so grateful to have your support 😊💙 ^Elen
April 15, 2025 at 8:43 AM
We're so grateful to have your support 😊💙 ^Elen
I am proud to announce that the Big June Prune fundRAZOR is back this June to raise money to support the incredible work of @mindcharity.bsky.social
To sign up visit www.justgiving.com/team/bigjune... and your hairoics will help be a case of "A little off your head, a lot off someones mind".
To sign up visit www.justgiving.com/team/bigjune... and your hairoics will help be a case of "A little off your head, a lot off someones mind".
Big June Prune for Mind
Help Political Trims raise money to support Mind
www.justgiving.com
April 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I am proud to announce that the Big June Prune fundRAZOR is back this June to raise money to support the incredible work of @mindcharity.bsky.social
To sign up visit www.justgiving.com/team/bigjune... and your hairoics will help be a case of "A little off your head, a lot off someones mind".
To sign up visit www.justgiving.com/team/bigjune... and your hairoics will help be a case of "A little off your head, a lot off someones mind".
Today, Ed Davey launched the Lib Dems Local Election Campaign in Henley on a Hobby Horse that lacked the mane of the areas former MP.
March 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Today, Ed Davey launched the Lib Dems Local Election Campaign in Henley on a Hobby Horse that lacked the mane of the areas former MP.
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So, I hope you enjoyed the nice weather lately.
I decided to set up that Fundraising page because I want to support 3 good charities.
Like most of us, I like my hair, I have never been bald, and personally, I think you need a special kind of craziness.
@politicaltrims.bsky.social
I decided to set up that Fundraising page because I want to support 3 good charities.
Like most of us, I like my hair, I have never been bald, and personally, I think you need a special kind of craziness.
@politicaltrims.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So, I hope you enjoyed the nice weather lately.
I decided to set up that Fundraising page because I want to support 3 good charities.
Like most of us, I like my hair, I have never been bald, and personally, I think you need a special kind of craziness.
@politicaltrims.bsky.social
I decided to set up that Fundraising page because I want to support 3 good charities.
Like most of us, I like my hair, I have never been bald, and personally, I think you need a special kind of craziness.
@politicaltrims.bsky.social
Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp has been to Berlin this week. Before the trip, he "wall"ked into his barbers (Br)and(enburg) as asked not for a clipper "Spree" but a short back and sides.
March 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp has been to Berlin this week. Before the trip, he "wall"ked into his barbers (Br)and(enburg) as asked not for a clipper "Spree" but a short back and sides.
Wishing everyone a great weekend! Who'll be spending part of their Saturday Sat in a barbers chair?
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March 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Wishing everyone a great weekend! Who'll be spending part of their Saturday Sat in a barbers chair?
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When the clocks go forward this weekend the average person will lose out on 0.018 mm's of head hair growth. A slight delay for @safejfer.bsky.social as he sets out to grow enough hair to donate to @littleprincesses.bsky.social! www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
March 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When the clocks go forward this weekend the average person will lose out on 0.018 mm's of head hair growth. A slight delay for @safejfer.bsky.social as he sets out to grow enough hair to donate to @littleprincesses.bsky.social! www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
.@safejfer.bsky.social's Birthday is "Boxing" Day.
His hair will continue to get more "heavyweight" as he let's it grow to donate to a cause that I "(g)love" @LPTrustUK, his fundRAZOR will also "(b)ring" much needed funds to Lingen Davies & Qube.
To donate visit www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
His hair will continue to get more "heavyweight" as he let's it grow to donate to a cause that I "(g)love" @LPTrustUK, his fundRAZOR will also "(b)ring" much needed funds to Lingen Davies & Qube.
To donate visit www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
March 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
.@safejfer.bsky.social's Birthday is "Boxing" Day.
His hair will continue to get more "heavyweight" as he let's it grow to donate to a cause that I "(g)love" @LPTrustUK, his fundRAZOR will also "(b)ring" much needed funds to Lingen Davies & Qube.
To donate visit www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
His hair will continue to get more "heavyweight" as he let's it grow to donate to a cause that I "(g)love" @LPTrustUK, his fundRAZOR will also "(b)ring" much needed funds to Lingen Davies & Qube.
To donate visit www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
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Hello friends.
A few years ago, I took part in a charity event for a good cause. I decided to shave my head.
But this time, I chose charities, and with no time limit, I decided to grow my hair long enough to donate it to Little Princes Trust.
www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
A few years ago, I took part in a charity event for a good cause. I decided to shave my head.
But this time, I chose charities, and with no time limit, I decided to grow my hair long enough to donate it to Little Princes Trust.
www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
March 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hello friends.
A few years ago, I took part in a charity event for a good cause. I decided to shave my head.
But this time, I chose charities, and with no time limit, I decided to grow my hair long enough to donate it to Little Princes Trust.
www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
A few years ago, I took part in a charity event for a good cause. I decided to shave my head.
But this time, I chose charities, and with no time limit, I decided to grow my hair long enough to donate it to Little Princes Trust.
www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
Hitchin MP @alistrathern.bsky.social has not applied a (Kryp)ton of hairspray in the Common this afternoon as his forelock flops done in a "Clark Kent" style kiss curl.
March 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hitchin MP @alistrathern.bsky.social has not applied a (Kryp)ton of hairspray in the Common this afternoon as his forelock flops done in a "Clark Kent" style kiss curl.
In the 2023 Brighton and Hove Council Elections, @sallonsax.bsky.social received 1085 votes. The same number as the length of the Worlds Longest Piece of "Chewing Gum" in mm's.
After a period of hair growth he has opted not to "stick" with the fringe that "(wrig)leys" close to his eyeline.
After a period of hair growth he has opted not to "stick" with the fringe that "(wrig)leys" close to his eyeline.
March 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
In the 2023 Brighton and Hove Council Elections, @sallonsax.bsky.social received 1085 votes. The same number as the length of the Worlds Longest Piece of "Chewing Gum" in mm's.
After a period of hair growth he has opted not to "stick" with the fringe that "(wrig)leys" close to his eyeline.
After a period of hair growth he has opted not to "stick" with the fringe that "(wrig)leys" close to his eyeline.
Happy Birthday to @graeme-l-casey.bsky.social, whose age no longer starts with the same number of nose wax swabs up his nostrils! 🥳🎁🎂
March 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Birthday to @graeme-l-casey.bsky.social, whose age no longer starts with the same number of nose wax swabs up his nostrils! 🥳🎁🎂
In 1992, the first UK branch of Nando's opened in Ealing.
33 years later clippers have been around the "peri-peri"meter of Ealing Cllr @libdemjon.bsky.social's head.
💈Big Jim's Trims #SupportLocal
33 years later clippers have been around the "peri-peri"meter of Ealing Cllr @libdemjon.bsky.social's head.
💈Big Jim's Trims #SupportLocal
March 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In 1992, the first UK branch of Nando's opened in Ealing.
33 years later clippers have been around the "peri-peri"meter of Ealing Cllr @libdemjon.bsky.social's head.
💈Big Jim's Trims #SupportLocal
33 years later clippers have been around the "peri-peri"meter of Ealing Cllr @libdemjon.bsky.social's head.
💈Big Jim's Trims #SupportLocal
Derby City Cllr Jamie Mulhall's twitter bio states that he is a "Lover of a Sunday Roast". Here he is "beef"ore and after his hair underwent "all the trimmings" yesterday.
March 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Derby City Cllr Jamie Mulhall's twitter bio states that he is a "Lover of a Sunday Roast". Here he is "beef"ore and after his hair underwent "all the trimmings" yesterday.
A short "Jack" and sides for @jackpriceharbach.bsky.social
💈Crate Cheshire, Barons Quay, Northwich #supportlocal
💈Crate Cheshire, Barons Quay, Northwich #supportlocal
March 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
A short "Jack" and sides for @jackpriceharbach.bsky.social
💈Crate Cheshire, Barons Quay, Northwich #supportlocal
💈Crate Cheshire, Barons Quay, Northwich #supportlocal
Happy Friday everyone! 🥳
Who's ending the month with a trip to their "Feb"ulous barber?
Who's ending the month with a trip to their "Feb"ulous barber?
February 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Happy Friday everyone! 🥳
Who's ending the month with a trip to their "Feb"ulous barber?
Who's ending the month with a trip to their "Feb"ulous barber?
Happy New Week! Who's set for a Mopchop Monday?
February 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Happy New Week! Who's set for a Mopchop Monday?
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Two and a half decades on I can not defend the haircut. But please sponsor a good cause
In the coming weeks, Calder Valley MP @joshfg.bsky.social's running distances will become increasingly like his youthful locks in length. As he trains for the London Marathon, which he is running for Overgate Hospice to donate visit 2025tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/josh-fent...
February 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Two and a half decades on I can not defend the haircut. But please sponsor a good cause
Yeovil MP @adamjamesdance.bsky.social has swapped an apron for a tabard. (P)in(nie) between doing so he's been to the barbers to stop his hair from growing over(all) the top of his ears.
February 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Yeovil MP @adamjamesdance.bsky.social has swapped an apron for a tabard. (P)in(nie) between doing so he's been to the barbers to stop his hair from growing over(all) the top of his ears.
In the coming weeks, Calder Valley MP @joshfg.bsky.social's running distances will become increasingly like his youthful locks in length. As he trains for the London Marathon, which he is running for Overgate Hospice to donate visit 2025tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/josh-fent...
February 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
In the coming weeks, Calder Valley MP @joshfg.bsky.social's running distances will become increasingly like his youthful locks in length. As he trains for the London Marathon, which he is running for Overgate Hospice to donate visit 2025tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/josh-fent...
North Somerset MP @sadikal-hassanmp.bsky.social shares a Birthday with the Pope.
As you (Vati)can see he's recently attempted to "Mass"ter using the short settings on his beard trimmer.
As you (Vati)can see he's recently attempted to "Mass"ter using the short settings on his beard trimmer.
February 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
North Somerset MP @sadikal-hassanmp.bsky.social shares a Birthday with the Pope.
As you (Vati)can see he's recently attempted to "Mass"ter using the short settings on his beard trimmer.
As you (Vati)can see he's recently attempted to "Mass"ter using the short settings on his beard trimmer.
Wishing Police Crime Commissioner with the MOst @politicaltrims.bsky.social surname @matthewbarber.bsky.social a Happy Birthday! 🥳🎁🎂
February 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Wishing Police Crime Commissioner with the MOst @politicaltrims.bsky.social surname @matthewbarber.bsky.social a Happy Birthday! 🥳🎁🎂