Polar Johan
@polarjohan.bsky.social
Derp!
Minneapolis Leftist. Biathlon enthusiast. Ardent fan of Giant Doofy Dogs.
Fuck Trump and every piece of shit that supports him.
Minneapolis Leftist. Biathlon enthusiast. Ardent fan of Giant Doofy Dogs.
Fuck Trump and every piece of shit that supports him.
This dude looking at the most woke RPG ever made in the history of video games being adapted into a movie: "I bet it's gonna be woke." Yeah, you think you absolute dingleberry dipshit? LOL.
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
This dude looking at the most woke RPG ever made in the history of video games being adapted into a movie: "I bet it's gonna be woke." Yeah, you think you absolute dingleberry dipshit? LOL.
The correct answer is fucking ZERO. Cooperation will only help them terrorize more people and is never EVER going to lead to de-escalation by ICE. Submission to Trump leads to more oppression.
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The correct answer is fucking ZERO. Cooperation will only help them terrorize more people and is never EVER going to lead to de-escalation by ICE. Submission to Trump leads to more oppression.
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
Every ounce of submission you give Trump is returned as a thousand pounds of oppression. Absolute betrayal to the people of Hennepin County that fucks over the marginalized and if anything will lead to escalation by ICE.
February 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Every ounce of submission you give Trump is returned as a thousand pounds of oppression. Absolute betrayal to the people of Hennepin County that fucks over the marginalized and if anything will lead to escalation by ICE.
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i love the current white house strategy of “daily undeniable evil scandals that make them look evil and insane” i think they should keep this up
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i love the current white house strategy of “daily undeniable evil scandals that make them look evil and insane” i think they should keep this up
Minneapolis cyclists joining the resistance if ICE is still here when the weather warms up:
February 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Minneapolis cyclists joining the resistance if ICE is still here when the weather warms up:
The plant sale mom legal observer recording with her cell phone when an ICE agent screams at her that she's being put on a domestic terrorist list:
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The plant sale mom legal observer recording with her cell phone when an ICE agent screams at her that she's being put on a domestic terrorist list:
I notice I've switched from thinking "Ok there, Speedracer" when I see a fast aggressive asshole driver to "What're you, fucking ICE?"
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I notice I've switched from thinking "Ok there, Speedracer" when I see a fast aggressive asshole driver to "What're you, fucking ICE?"
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mr elon musk tweet “bitcoin” to save bitcoin please my wife is going to leave me i lost everything
February 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
mr elon musk tweet “bitcoin” to save bitcoin please my wife is going to leave me i lost everything
He just blew up funerals and weddings, bombed hospitals, slaughtered brown people and assassinated U.S. citizens without due process for the love of the game.
February 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
He just blew up funerals and weddings, bombed hospitals, slaughtered brown people and assassinated U.S. citizens without due process for the love of the game.
The sweetest old lady you've ever met in your entire life cussing out ICE agents in the Twin Cities:
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
The sweetest old lady you've ever met in your entire life cussing out ICE agents in the Twin Cities:
Fucking goddamn I am in love with this man.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Fucking goddamn I am in love with this man.
She's 41 and she just blew up her ACL and she's STILL got a chance to medal. Just an absolutely fucking ridiculous human being. Minnesota proud!
www.cnn.com/2026/02/06/s...
www.cnn.com/2026/02/06/s...
Lindsey Vonn completes downhill training without issue ahead of Sunday’s medal event | CNN
Lindsey Vonn completed her downhill training run on Friday without issue at the Tofane Alpine Skiing Centre ahead of Sunday’s medal event in Cortina d’Ampezzo.
www.cnn.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
She's 41 and she just blew up her ACL and she's STILL got a chance to medal. Just an absolutely fucking ridiculous human being. Minnesota proud!
www.cnn.com/2026/02/06/s...
www.cnn.com/2026/02/06/s...
If I went back in time to 1999 and told people "Someday, geriatric Republicans will all be required to pretend to love that Bawitdaba guy and all his music as part of a weird loyalty pledge to a billionaire pedophile," I'd be fucking locked up as deep into a mental hospital as they could put me.
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
If I went back in time to 1999 and told people "Someday, geriatric Republicans will all be required to pretend to love that Bawitdaba guy and all his music as part of a weird loyalty pledge to a billionaire pedophile," I'd be fucking locked up as deep into a mental hospital as they could put me.
72-year-old retired Lutheran grandmas doing ICE patrol driving around Minneapolis in their Volvos at 6am looking for suspicious blacked out SUVs:
February 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
72-year-old retired Lutheran grandmas doing ICE patrol driving around Minneapolis in their Volvos at 6am looking for suspicious blacked out SUVs:
QAnon dipshits spent years pretending there was a pedophile cabal that used intricate coded messages and Wayfair and hidden basements in pizza parlors and then it turns out there is a pedophile cabal and they just emailed each other shit like "Was great doing pedophilia with you yesterday!"
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
QAnon dipshits spent years pretending there was a pedophile cabal that used intricate coded messages and Wayfair and hidden basements in pizza parlors and then it turns out there is a pedophile cabal and they just emailed each other shit like "Was great doing pedophilia with you yesterday!"
"We gotta protect children from drag queens!" meanwhile MAGA men out here trying to attack highschool girls (but getting beat the fuck down):
February 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
"We gotta protect children from drag queens!" meanwhile MAGA men out here trying to attack highschool girls (but getting beat the fuck down):
Jewish scholars: "The Old Testament doesn't say that."
Jesus Christ: "Even if the Old Testament said that, ignore it, listen to my teachings & follow them."
Christo-fascists: "That part of the Old Testament gives me a big 'ole boner, so actually it's the most critical aspect of Christianity."
Jesus Christ: "Even if the Old Testament said that, ignore it, listen to my teachings & follow them."
Christo-fascists: "That part of the Old Testament gives me a big 'ole boner, so actually it's the most critical aspect of Christianity."
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Jewish scholars: "The Old Testament doesn't say that."
Jesus Christ: "Even if the Old Testament said that, ignore it, listen to my teachings & follow them."
Christo-fascists: "That part of the Old Testament gives me a big 'ole boner, so actually it's the most critical aspect of Christianity."
Jesus Christ: "Even if the Old Testament said that, ignore it, listen to my teachings & follow them."
Christo-fascists: "That part of the Old Testament gives me a big 'ole boner, so actually it's the most critical aspect of Christianity."
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happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
There's this whole scene in this movie where this character has a realization hit him like a fucking freight train that actually he's being a creepy predator piece of shit garbage person for being a middle aged man lusting after a teenaged girl, I guess Richard was in the bathroom during that part.
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
There's this whole scene in this movie where this character has a realization hit him like a fucking freight train that actually he's being a creepy predator piece of shit garbage person for being a middle aged man lusting after a teenaged girl, I guess Richard was in the bathroom during that part.
Jesus Christ on the concept of borders:
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Jesus Christ on the concept of borders:
To whoever came up with the "Abolish Trump's ICE" messaging (emphasis on the "Trump's" part), I hope you shit your pants every day for the rest of your fucking life. ICE cannot be reformed or retrained, it is from a foundational basis violent and racist.
February 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
To whoever came up with the "Abolish Trump's ICE" messaging (emphasis on the "Trump's" part), I hope you shit your pants every day for the rest of your fucking life. ICE cannot be reformed or retrained, it is from a foundational basis violent and racist.
I guess I can't speak for all Minneapolis residents, but it's a "No thank you" for me, I'm not interested in any prize that Henry Fucking Kissinger won.
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I guess I can't speak for all Minneapolis residents, but it's a "No thank you" for me, I'm not interested in any prize that Henry Fucking Kissinger won.
Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were all shitty garbage candidates that weren't likeable, supported apartheid and ethnic cleansing and hated immigrants. I grit my teeth and voted for them, but I refuse to pretend they were anything but horrible. Stop running awful ghouls for candidates.
We rejected great candidates like Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris in favor of a deranged narcissist, who promotes Project 2025, which aims to remove civil service protections and bring independent agencies like the DOJ and FBI under direct presidential control.
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were all shitty garbage candidates that weren't likeable, supported apartheid and ethnic cleansing and hated immigrants. I grit my teeth and voted for them, but I refuse to pretend they were anything but horrible. Stop running awful ghouls for candidates.
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Watch the video as a recklessly driven cheap car careens around and a gang of armed thugs spring out to menace an innocent civilian, like a kidnapping or robbery or murder-for-hire.
It looks like organized crime taking place in a third-world country, because it is.
It looks like organized crime taking place in a third-world country, because it is.
"MPR News has learned that the police chief in the small southern Minnesota city of St. Peter intervened Thursday afternoon to prevent federal immigration agents from arresting a local resident" who had been observing federal agents. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident
The police chief of St. Peter intervened to prevent federal agents from taking a local resident who was observing ICE enforcement actions into custody. It is believed to the first time local police in...
www.mprnews.org
January 31, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Watch the video as a recklessly driven cheap car careens around and a gang of armed thugs spring out to menace an innocent civilian, like a kidnapping or robbery or murder-for-hire.
It looks like organized crime taking place in a third-world country, because it is.
It looks like organized crime taking place in a third-world country, because it is.