Polar Johan
@polarjohan.bsky.social
Derp!
Minneapolis Leftist. Biathlon enthusiast. Ardent fan of Giant Doofy Dogs.
Fuck Trump and every piece of shit that supports him.
Minneapolis Leftist. Biathlon enthusiast. Ardent fan of Giant Doofy Dogs.
Fuck Trump and every piece of shit that supports him.
Dudes following this chud's advice and then wondering why they're single and lonely and women don't want to interact with them much less anything more.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dudes following this chud's advice and then wondering why they're single and lonely and women don't want to interact with them much less anything more.
Motorists when I'm going 20 mph on my bike down a residential street where the speed limit is 20 mph:
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Motorists when I'm going 20 mph on my bike down a residential street where the speed limit is 20 mph:
Advisor: We're doing very poorly with Gen Z. They don't trust us and think we're boring and stodgy.
Bari Weiss: What we need is an injection of excitement and charisma, someone the youth simply can't resist.
A: Have anyone in mind?
BW: Alan Dershowitz.
A: ...
BW: The 87YO pédophile lawyer.
A: Wat?
Bari Weiss: What we need is an injection of excitement and charisma, someone the youth simply can't resist.
A: Have anyone in mind?
BW: Alan Dershowitz.
A: ...
BW: The 87YO pédophile lawyer.
A: Wat?
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Advisor: We're doing very poorly with Gen Z. They don't trust us and think we're boring and stodgy.
Bari Weiss: What we need is an injection of excitement and charisma, someone the youth simply can't resist.
A: Have anyone in mind?
BW: Alan Dershowitz.
A: ...
BW: The 87YO pédophile lawyer.
A: Wat?
Bari Weiss: What we need is an injection of excitement and charisma, someone the youth simply can't resist.
A: Have anyone in mind?
BW: Alan Dershowitz.
A: ...
BW: The 87YO pédophile lawyer.
A: Wat?
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
For the love of God, Hard Times, stop giving Mayor Frey ideas
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
For the love of God, Hard Times, stop giving Mayor Frey ideas
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Elon Musk juicing the AI he owns to say he's a better athlete than LeBron James, a dangerous skilled fighter, one of the top 10 smartest human beings in history and the single greatest person that has ever lived:
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Elon Musk juicing the AI he owns to say he's a better athlete than LeBron James, a dangerous skilled fighter, one of the top 10 smartest human beings in history and the single greatest person that has ever lived:
MAGA Boomers when someone says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas":
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
MAGA Boomers when someone says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas":
MAGA Boomers when a retail employee says "No problem" instead of "You're welcome":
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
MAGA Boomers when a retail employee says "No problem" instead of "You're welcome":
Chuck Palahniuk: In my book Tyler Durden Is Bad, I created Tyler Durden as a cautionary tale of toxic masculinity.
Red Pilled Incels: At long last, I have chosen to model my life after Tyler Durden from the satirical novel Tyler Durden ls Bad.
Red Pilled Incels: At long last, I have chosen to model my life after Tyler Durden from the satirical novel Tyler Durden ls Bad.
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Chuck Palahniuk: In my book Tyler Durden Is Bad, I created Tyler Durden as a cautionary tale of toxic masculinity.
Red Pilled Incels: At long last, I have chosen to model my life after Tyler Durden from the satirical novel Tyler Durden ls Bad.
Red Pilled Incels: At long last, I have chosen to model my life after Tyler Durden from the satirical novel Tyler Durden ls Bad.
Conservatives finding out that poor people are allowed to buy the mustard brand that costs $1.25 more than the generic version:
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Conservatives finding out that poor people are allowed to buy the mustard brand that costs $1.25 more than the generic version:
Your pets when you tell them food time is actually one hour later today because the time got changed due to people thinking we somehow gain sunlight if we take an hour of day during the evening and put it in the morning instead:
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Your pets when you tell them food time is actually one hour later today because the time got changed due to people thinking we somehow gain sunlight if we take an hour of day during the evening and put it in the morning instead:
Seeing dipshits making jokes that are some variation of "I hate my wife':
October 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Seeing dipshits making jokes that are some variation of "I hate my wife':
Absolutely believe that within like 2 years, people will be sending AI videos to women depicting their graphic violent rape & authorities will be like "Nothing we can do, sorry" while some 19YO is tossed in prison for 10 years for posting an AI video of a cop or politician saying "I smell like poop"
October 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Absolutely believe that within like 2 years, people will be sending AI videos to women depicting their graphic violent rape & authorities will be like "Nothing we can do, sorry" while some 19YO is tossed in prison for 10 years for posting an AI video of a cop or politician saying "I smell like poop"
Watching all of conservative America line up to passionately defend and lionize a mass- murderering rapist who was a horrible fucking monster even by the standards of his time:
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Watching all of conservative America line up to passionately defend and lionize a mass- murderering rapist who was a horrible fucking monster even by the standards of his time:
Some people complaining about teenagers laughing over "67" saying it's annoying and doesn't make sense, meanwhile every time I see kids finding something I don't really understand hysterical I'm like this:
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Some people complaining about teenagers laughing over "67" saying it's annoying and doesn't make sense, meanwhile every time I see kids finding something I don't really understand hysterical I'm like this:
Yankees fans flip flopping back and forth every five seconds all day every day between bragging about the team has 27 rings and is the greatest sports team ever & crying hysterically about how they're the unluckiest franchise in history because they didn't win the World Series this year:
October 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yankees fans flip flopping back and forth every five seconds all day every day between bragging about the team has 27 rings and is the greatest sports team ever & crying hysterically about how they're the unluckiest franchise in history because they didn't win the World Series this year:
The Nobel Committee, giving the Nobel Peace Prize to someone that signed a cooperation agreement with the Israeli political party most responsible for the genocide in Gaza over Donald Trump:
October 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The Nobel Committee, giving the Nobel Peace Prize to someone that signed a cooperation agreement with the Israeli political party most responsible for the genocide in Gaza over Donald Trump:
Small towns dropping money to advertise their bland generic downtown as "thriving and historic" in an attempt to draw in business and tourism:
October 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Small towns dropping money to advertise their bland generic downtown as "thriving and historic" in an attempt to draw in business and tourism:
Defense Secretary under a Commander in Chief that wears 4 pounds of make-up and whose heart would explode if he tried to do a single pull-up speaking to a room full of career generals: "The President thinks you're fat and effeminate."
October 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Defense Secretary under a Commander in Chief that wears 4 pounds of make-up and whose heart would explode if he tried to do a single pull-up speaking to a room full of career generals: "The President thinks you're fat and effeminate."
How the waiter always manages to find me when they stop by the table to ask how everything is:
September 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How the waiter always manages to find me when they stop by the table to ask how everything is:
Imploding American agriculture to own the libs.
fortune.com/2025/09/09/s...
fortune.com/2025/09/09/s...
Farmer says 'we're in a very dire situation' ahead of harvest—with zero soybean orders from China, historically the largest buyer | Fortune
Caleb Ragland says his pleas to the Trump administration have fallen on deaf ears.
fortune.com
September 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Imploding American agriculture to own the libs.
fortune.com/2025/09/09/s...
fortune.com/2025/09/09/s...
If only conservatives cancelling anyone saying negative things about Charlie Kirk because it's obscene to talk bad about the dead applied this same logic to Charlie in 2020 when he said George Floyd was a scumbag, Charlie would've lost his job and never been murdered, they could've saved his life.
September 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If only conservatives cancelling anyone saying negative things about Charlie Kirk because it's obscene to talk bad about the dead applied this same logic to Charlie in 2020 when he said George Floyd was a scumbag, Charlie would've lost his job and never been murdered, they could've saved his life.
Charlie Kirk deserves to receive the same level of decency and respect after his death that he gave to George Floyd after he was murdered. May people treat his death with no less compassion and kindness than Charlie gave to George.
September 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Charlie Kirk deserves to receive the same level of decency and respect after his death that he gave to George Floyd after he was murdered. May people treat his death with no less compassion and kindness than Charlie gave to George.