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Name a PS2 game
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Name a PS2 game
🎶 What would you do if your son was at home?
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he hungry?
And the only way to feed him was to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy’s gone
Somewhere smoking rock now
In and outta lockdown
I ain’t got a job now!
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he hungry?
And the only way to feed him was to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy’s gone
Somewhere smoking rock now
In and outta lockdown
I ain’t got a job now!
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
🎶 What would you do if your son was at home?
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he hungry?
And the only way to feed him was to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy’s gone
Somewhere smoking rock now
In and outta lockdown
I ain’t got a job now!
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he hungry?
And the only way to feed him was to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy’s gone
Somewhere smoking rock now
In and outta lockdown
I ain’t got a job now!
THE BEST BOY. Replaying Dispatch just for him.
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
THE BEST BOY. Replaying Dispatch just for him.
Talking about “Heyyy how y’all been? 🤭”
Unfollowed three of them, because why even bother coming over here if it’s just because y’all need socialization while Twitter is down for 4-6 hours? Go be productive elsewhere. Go work. Go away.
Unfollowed three of them, because why even bother coming over here if it’s just because y’all need socialization while Twitter is down for 4-6 hours? Go be productive elsewhere. Go work. Go away.
that other app goes down and niggas want to come over to our gated community.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Talking about “Heyyy how y’all been? 🤭”
Unfollowed three of them, because why even bother coming over here if it’s just because y’all need socialization while Twitter is down for 4-6 hours? Go be productive elsewhere. Go work. Go away.
Unfollowed three of them, because why even bother coming over here if it’s just because y’all need socialization while Twitter is down for 4-6 hours? Go be productive elsewhere. Go work. Go away.
At what age do you expect people to buy a house with a 50-year mortgage?
Who can afford a home at the age of 18, and be 68 on their last payment? What’s the average lifespan for Americans right now? Because healthcare is about to get even more fucked, so it’s going to diminish.
THINK CRITICALLY.
Who can afford a home at the age of 18, and be 68 on their last payment? What’s the average lifespan for Americans right now? Because healthcare is about to get even more fucked, so it’s going to diminish.
THINK CRITICALLY.
Last week, the internet piled on President Trump's proposal for a 50-year mortgage. But maybe it's not as crazy as it sounds. n.pr/48gBWSR
Is a 50-year mortgage really that much crazier than a 30-year one?
Last week, the internet piled on President Trump's proposal for a 50-year mortgage. But maybe it's not as crazy as it sounds.
n.pr
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
At what age do you expect people to buy a house with a 50-year mortgage?
Who can afford a home at the age of 18, and be 68 on their last payment? What’s the average lifespan for Americans right now? Because healthcare is about to get even more fucked, so it’s going to diminish.
THINK CRITICALLY.
Who can afford a home at the age of 18, and be 68 on their last payment? What’s the average lifespan for Americans right now? Because healthcare is about to get even more fucked, so it’s going to diminish.
THINK CRITICALLY.
Will be SEATED.
Teaser is out for Devil Wears Prada 2 starring Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci.
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Will be SEATED.
Y’all remember when Sandy was getting divorced after her husband was apparently cheating on her but then it came out that he had pictures doing Nazi salutes and other paraphernalia in his shop? And then she adopted a Black child after the divorce?
Just seems… ya know…
Imma go with Benson.
Just seems… ya know…
Imma go with Benson.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Y’all remember when Sandy was getting divorced after her husband was apparently cheating on her but then it came out that he had pictures doing Nazi salutes and other paraphernalia in his shop? And then she adopted a Black child after the divorce?
Just seems… ya know…
Imma go with Benson.
Just seems… ya know…
Imma go with Benson.
I don’t like the fact that it’s snowing so quickly that it’s like we’re about to bypass Witch Bitch Autumn.
Although Witch Bitch Winter still follows the alliteration… hmm…
Although Witch Bitch Winter still follows the alliteration… hmm…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I don’t like the fact that it’s snowing so quickly that it’s like we’re about to bypass Witch Bitch Autumn.
Although Witch Bitch Winter still follows the alliteration… hmm…
Although Witch Bitch Winter still follows the alliteration… hmm…
Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
After not having a downstairs neighbor for three months, I forgot how absolutely noisy people can be and how thin the walls are here.
Add that to the fact my landlord hasn’t deposited my rent check yet and I’m just… 🥲
Add that to the fact my landlord hasn’t deposited my rent check yet and I’m just… 🥲
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
After not having a downstairs neighbor for three months, I forgot how absolutely noisy people can be and how thin the walls are here.
Add that to the fact my landlord hasn’t deposited my rent check yet and I’m just… 🥲
Add that to the fact my landlord hasn’t deposited my rent check yet and I’m just… 🥲
Zohran Mamdani is going to be the biggest Russian agent since Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova.
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Zohran Mamdani is going to be the biggest Russian agent since Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova.
The city is pretty much up in smoke at this point, and I doubt we’ll know the full extent until tomorrow. The new map is showing the entire city needs to shelter in place.
I just want us to get a break. Between the bank shooting, truck dangling from the bridge, and now this crash? We need to heal.
I just want us to get a break. Between the bank shooting, truck dangling from the bridge, and now this crash? We need to heal.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The city is pretty much up in smoke at this point, and I doubt we’ll know the full extent until tomorrow. The new map is showing the entire city needs to shelter in place.
I just want us to get a break. Between the bank shooting, truck dangling from the bridge, and now this crash? We need to heal.
I just want us to get a break. Between the bank shooting, truck dangling from the bridge, and now this crash? We need to heal.
Glad my bodies internal clock is already catching on to the time change.
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Glad my bodies internal clock is already catching on to the time change.
Controversial take- If you release an album, you shouldn’t release a new version of said album for at least 8-12 weeks.
Don’t give me no acoustic, orchestrated, stripped down, remix, lofi, none of that shit. People shouldn’t have to go cycle through six variations of something released last month.
Don’t give me no acoustic, orchestrated, stripped down, remix, lofi, none of that shit. People shouldn’t have to go cycle through six variations of something released last month.
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Controversial take- If you release an album, you shouldn’t release a new version of said album for at least 8-12 weeks.
Don’t give me no acoustic, orchestrated, stripped down, remix, lofi, none of that shit. People shouldn’t have to go cycle through six variations of something released last month.
Don’t give me no acoustic, orchestrated, stripped down, remix, lofi, none of that shit. People shouldn’t have to go cycle through six variations of something released last month.
If I knew that today was Godzilla Day, I would’ve nerded out more and worn my button-up.
A rewatch of Minus One will have to suffice.
A rewatch of Minus One will have to suffice.
a woman is looking out a window and says is that ... godzilla
ALT: a woman is looking out a window and says is that ... godzilla
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If I knew that today was Godzilla Day, I would’ve nerded out more and worn my button-up.
A rewatch of Minus One will have to suffice.
A rewatch of Minus One will have to suffice.
Dreams about work are usually signs that one needs a vacation away from it.
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Dreams about work are usually signs that one needs a vacation away from it.
Miguel. Abel’s voice annoys me.
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Miguel. Abel’s voice annoys me.
All you tall peole can go straight to hell.
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
All you tall peole can go straight to hell.
Do I go to the staff dinner I RSVPed for this evening for my second job, or decide to have the day to myself after my shift ends at 2PM?
🤔
🤔
October 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Do I go to the staff dinner I RSVPed for this evening for my second job, or decide to have the day to myself after my shift ends at 2PM?
🤔
🤔
I see everyone’s feral on this Skyline this morning 😮💨
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I see everyone’s feral on this Skyline this morning 😮💨
People at my workplace should be glad I’ve passive. This is the second time this month I’ve been critiqued via email over design implementations and then apologized to because they didn’t click on the attachments or read my individual comments in the emails.
I work with professors who don’t read.
I work with professors who don’t read.
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
People at my workplace should be glad I’ve passive. This is the second time this month I’ve been critiqued via email over design implementations and then apologized to because they didn’t click on the attachments or read my individual comments in the emails.
I work with professors who don’t read.
I work with professors who don’t read.
$1100 on my car later, and hopefully I’ll be good for the rest of the year 🥲
Ain’t nobody getting a thing from me for the holidays 😭
Ain’t nobody getting a thing from me for the holidays 😭
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
$1100 on my car later, and hopefully I’ll be good for the rest of the year 🥲
Ain’t nobody getting a thing from me for the holidays 😭
Ain’t nobody getting a thing from me for the holidays 😭
I thought Jordan Peele got a Tyler Perry movie wig on, I had to do a triple take.
DANIELS: Should the next Democratic president be a little bit more involved with the DOJ than Democrats have been in the past?
KAMALA HARRIS: No president should think of the DOJ as being their personal attorney
KAMALA HARRIS: No president should think of the DOJ as being their personal attorney
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I thought Jordan Peele got a Tyler Perry movie wig on, I had to do a triple take.