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"Oh, you play keyboards?" FUCK NO, I play SYNTHESIZERS, do i look like one of the dudes from Dire Straits with a name nobody bothered to learn?
February 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"Oh, you play keyboards?" FUCK NO, I play SYNTHESIZERS, do i look like one of the dudes from Dire Straits with a name nobody bothered to learn?
they’re coming to save us
January 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
they’re coming to save us
everyone please tell me i’m brave for getting my blood drawn today
January 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
everyone please tell me i’m brave for getting my blood drawn today
they should retroactively award lil wayne a grammy
January 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
they should retroactively award lil wayne a grammy
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Nuff said 😮💨
January 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Nuff said 😮💨
grace goes absolutely crazy with it
Finished this ornamental knee to an ke tattoo for Cali this week at North Street Tattoo! You can find me tattooing all of Match at Spring Street Tattoo in Jeffersonville IN, right outside Louisville Kentucky! #traditionaltattoo #ornamentaltattoo #travellingtattooer #kentuckytattooer #indiannatattoo
January 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
grace goes absolutely crazy with it
maybe the hardest record cover of all time
January 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
maybe the hardest record cover of all time
australian guy who’s gf has a gun instead of a pussy:
aw crikey me dicks been blown off
aw crikey me dicks been blown off
January 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
australian guy who’s gf has a gun instead of a pussy:
aw crikey me dicks been blown off
aw crikey me dicks been blown off
every skeet comes straight from me heart
January 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
every skeet comes straight from me heart
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hey kids, ya like skramz?
Combustion V.4, by SparX megaZine
22 track album
middlemanrecords.bandcamp.com
January 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
hey kids, ya like skramz?
every morning i wake up, chew up 2 cups of unground coffee beans, and watch this video.
January 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
every morning i wake up, chew up 2 cups of unground coffee beans, and watch this video.
imagine if this nerd broke your back
January 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
imagine if this nerd broke your back
man in front of me at the gas station walked up to the counter and said “i need every pack of Pall Mall 100s you got in this motherfucker”
January 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
man in front of me at the gas station walked up to the counter and said “i need every pack of Pall Mall 100s you got in this motherfucker”
i’m taking it personally that no one liked this post.
January 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i’m taking it personally that no one liked this post.
1 hour comedy special but every punchline is about getting your dick blown off
January 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
1 hour comedy special but every punchline is about getting your dick blown off
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trying to find where the off switch is on my custard machine but i just keep ramping up the power. theres custard everywhere. those teletubbies are frauds for selling me a bogus device. tiny winky, la la, dipsy, and po are on death watch for what they did to my beautiful carpet
January 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
trying to find where the off switch is on my custard machine but i just keep ramping up the power. theres custard everywhere. those teletubbies are frauds for selling me a bogus device. tiny winky, la la, dipsy, and po are on death watch for what they did to my beautiful carpet
all pomp no circumstance
January 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
all pomp no circumstance
despite it all, i will roll a blunt,,
January 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
despite it all, i will roll a blunt,,
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melania’s cunty gunslinger outfit goes crazy tho.
January 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
melania’s cunty gunslinger outfit goes crazy tho.
running my usual errands while waiting to see if i get executive ordered out of legal existence feels so surreal
January 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
running my usual errands while waiting to see if i get executive ordered out of legal existence feels so surreal
The New York Jets would like to welcome former Baltimore Raven Mark Andrews to the organization.
January 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The New York Jets would like to welcome former Baltimore Raven Mark Andrews to the organization.