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Miranda Sewell
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Baldrick is glad Monday is over 🤦🏻‍♀️ youtu.be/hRv4cdZxTdQ?...
January 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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My sons and I visited my parents in Wisbech England this year, they took this pic, admiring old England 🤦🏻‍♀️. They have no idea. Hopefully, no one was offended. It’s the little things you forget to elaborate on.
December 26, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 colly birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves & a partridge in a pear tree. 38 people watched me eat 23 birds to music
December 11, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 colly birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves & a partridge in a pear tree. A lord landed on a French hen; feathers everywhere. Ate them.
December 10, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
17 women had a front row seat of me eating 23 birds.
December 9, 2024 at 10:29 AM
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Thanks maids, needed a drink after eating all those birds.
December 8, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Tree and Leg Lamp are up, tis the season 😉
December 8, 2024 at 7:11 AM
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. They're not a-swimming anymore. Ate them.
December 7, 2024 at 10:12 AM
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, colly bird, hen, turtle dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.
December 6, 2024 at 9:44 AM
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate the birds. Sold the rings. Bought more birds with the money. Ate them too.
December 5, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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Elon Musk and Pete Hesgeth are the kind of tough alpha males that America needs, according to their mommies
December 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them. Tastier than calling birds.
December 4, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them. Oh-la-la.
December 3, 2024 at 9:35 AM
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The Christmas tree has arrived on Trafalgar Square! It's a gift to the people of London from the people of Oslo. A tree has been given annually since 1947. Thank you our Norwegian friends 🇳🇴 🎄
December 2, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Pardon Hunter? GREAT.

Now pardon everybody else.

Every prosecutor, every Biden administration staffer, every media figure, everybody Trump will persecute.

10,000,000 pardons. At least.
December 2, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate it.
December 1, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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The problem isn’t government waste. The problem is that billionaires don’t pay taxes.
November 27, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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Ha!!! 😂😂 I see what they did there.
November 21, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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🤦
November 21, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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Sometimes fake history is actually awesome, like the fantastic creations (not AI!) Jeff makes by hand, possibly under threat of cats who are preparing for battle.
My first post on Bluesky! I hope you will enjoy following me in the future as I share my work and how I do it videos.
November 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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I know how to work a camera
From budget day. @number10cat.bsky.social holding court.
November 16, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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Not gonna lie I think we've hit 6
November 14, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Bringing polio back to own the libs
November 14, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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This is so incredibly fantastic
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Saw these bottle lampshades online and couldn’t resist. I’m rather pleased, also act as a stopper, so the bottle doesn’t have to be empty - not that it matters to me 😉.
June 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM