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Plashing Vole
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Mild-mannered lecturer by day…mild-mannered lecturer by night. Welsh lit, politicians’ fictions. Fencer, cyclist, UCU. Dysgwr Cymraeg; tá gaeilge agam. Barnau fy hun.
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University of Mordor.
The subheading is inaccurate. Like all university senior managers, they want to cut millions from *other people’s salaries*. Never their own: the number and pay of senior staff only increases.
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The report says he’s negotiating a place in the Lotds as a reward to failure. What a way to run an allegedly serious country.
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
‘We’ve installed these hives to remind you drones that the Queen gets fed first. We hope that this analogy sinks in’.
Any chance of a pay rise or no?
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Good riddance to Morgan McSweeney for so many reasons, but principally for being an immigrant responsible for relentlessly pushing an anti-immigrant agenda, and for reproducing Fine Gael’s negative, joyless political machine within Labour (an open door, one could say). Power without principles.
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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New on the CDBU blog: 5 low cost things employers could do to help precarious staff 💰

Words by @hagenilda.bsky.social ✍️
Our employers say they care about precarious staff. Here are five low cost things they could do right now to help us – and them - CDBU
cdbu.org.uk
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Liars, the lot of them.
More geographical confusion. Nigel Farage said Reform's new leader in Wales had "come back to the Valleys", so his children could grow up Welsh. Nation Cymru report he had moved from London to Bath in the west of England, about 50-60 miles from Islwyn, across the border
nation.cymru/news/the-new...
The new leader of Reform UK Wales lives in Bath, not Wales
Martin Shipton The newly appointed leader of Reform UK in Wales hasn’t moved back to his home town in the Valleys, but has bought a £1m house near Bath, we can reveal. Dan Thomas, the former Conservat...
nation.cymru
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
I’m enjoying the Winter Olympics opening ceremony. Almost every element seems designed to trigger JD Vance there.
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I already thought international rugby on a Thursday was abomination. The score so far has not altered my conviction. #IrevFra
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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I’m allowed to talk about this now, so: CTHULHU CYMRAEG: THE NIGHT COUNTRY will be out on Feb 16th! Five novelettes interpreting Lovecraftian themes from a Welsh point of view.

Ebook pre-orders are up now, paperbacks to follow shortly. amzn.eu/d/09yEM2f5
Cthulhu Cymraeg The Night Country: Lovecraftian Tales from Wales eBook : Jones, Mark Howard, George, J. L., Lewis, Paul, Probert, John Llewellyn, Saunders, C. M., Wilkinson, Charles, Teng, Tais: Amazo...
Cthulhu Cymraeg The Night Country: Lovecraftian Tales from Wales eBook : Jones, Mark Howard, George, J. L., Lewis, Paul, Probert, John Llewellyn, Saunders, C. M., Wilkinson, Charles, Teng, Tais: Amazo...
amzn.eu
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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This year's H.M. Chadwick Lecture is being given by Prof. Barry Lewis on 19th March with the title 'The flourishing of vernacular literature in the Wales of Llywelyn the Great'. #Skystorians #HanesCymru

The Zoom registration link is here:
Welcome! You are invited to join a meeting: H.M. Chadwick Lecture: 'The flourishing of vernacular literature in the Wales of Llywelyn the Great', Professor Barry Lewis (Dublin Institute for Advanced...
Welcome! You are invited to join a meeting: H.M. Chadwick Lecture: 'The flourishing of vernacular literature in the Wales of Llywelyn the Great', Professor Barry Lewis (Dublin Institute for Advanced...
cam-ac-uk.zoom.us
February 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Deeply annoyed by enshittified Apple Keynote 15: no improvements, just constant nagging to use 'AI' and pay for a premium version. The old one is simple, elegant, and free (except that users have paid for a Mac). Opening the old one brings up a message to get the new one, every single time.
February 5, 2026 at 10:24 AM
So when do the course closures, job losses and contract dilutions begin? Becaue there’s absolutely no way that this isn’t the plan.

www.theguardian.com/education/20...
Greenwich and Kent announce merger to become UK’s first ‘super-university’
Formal approval given for new university group to operate from August, with both institutions keeping their names
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:14 AM
The classic managerial response: it’s not *what* we’re doing, we just didn’t *disguise it* sufficiently to fool you peasants.
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Barnsley the AI town? I’m old enough to remember when it was going to be a Tuscan hill town. How did that turn out?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/3000474.stm

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Barnsley rebranded UK’s first ‘tech town’ as US giants join AI push
Minister announces Microsoft, Cisco and Adobe to help apply AI to local schools, hospitals, GPs and businesses
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Sitting on the table is the least of this monster’s crimes. Last year she ate the blue tit chicks; the year before she lured her own twin brother down to a busy road and came back alone and unremorseful.
February 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Robert Jenrick demanding probity in public life following the Mandelson story is a whole new level of political entertainment. The pot and kettle must be on the phone to their agent demanding a raise.

www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Mandelson’s conduct with Epstein ‘far below standard expected’, says minister as Brown calls for inquiry into ‘shocking’ leak - UK politics live
Darren Jones making statement to MPs following Epstein files revelations
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Why are UK universities failing? A pretty good analysis that chimes with my experience as a governor.

blogs.lse.ac.uk/impactofsoci...
Why are UK universities failing? - LSE Impact
The HE sector in the UK faces the prospect of a university going into administration. How have universities fallen so low and is change possible?
blogs.lse.ac.uk
February 2, 2026 at 8:17 AM
@keithbeard.bsky.social Condolences on your loss Keith. Having read your Other Lives obituary, she sounds wonderful.
February 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Less than a week until #Wolverhampton litfest and we’re excited about the #blur drummer Dave Roundtree on Friday and @stuartmaconie.bsky.social on Sunday preceded by Francis Dunnery on Thursday www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Wolverhampton Literature Festival: All you need to know
Plan out which events you will attend during the city's three-day literature festival next weekend.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Currently wishing a gruesome death on the fellow passenger listening to a football match on speakerphone and refusing to switch it off. The guard scuttled past him with eyes averted.
February 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The Time-Traveller’s Mistress? The Time-Traveller’s Second Wife?

Didn’t see the first film but hated the novel. Something very creepy about an adult repeatedly appearing to a child announcing that they’ll be lovers at some point in her future.

www.theguardian.com/books/2026/j...
Sequel to The Time Traveler’s Wife to be published this autumn
Audrey Niffenegger’s follow-up to her global bestseller focuses on Alba, the daughter of Henry and Clare, as she negotiates two marriages and various modern-era dystopias
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I wonder if there’s a downside to having a heavy, power-hungry electrical device powered by batteries directly over your head.
January 30, 2026 at 9:37 AM
@gwenynen.bsky.social How are you feeling?
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Well the three people who turned up for my session on The Cosby Show and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air were very enthusiastic. They love The Fresh Prince!
a man is getting out of a taxi in front of a sign that says permission
ALT: a man is getting out of a taxi in front of a sign that says permission
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
It won’t fix everything in HE funding but it might help social mobility: charge university students the same fees as their parents paid for their secondary education.

(Also all unis to be co-operatives, numbers caps, random distribution of students to institutions offering a course).
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 AM