I ate a cheeseburger today at The Apple Pan and went to the beach and now I don’t want to work anymore. I just want to eat cheeseburgers at the beach
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I ate a cheeseburger today at The Apple Pan and went to the beach and now I don’t want to work anymore. I just want to eat cheeseburgers at the beach
It’s possible that both Hegseth and Diddy are very innocent
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
It’s possible that both Hegseth and Diddy are very innocent
You know this whole time I thought RFK jr was a total creep but now I see he is a cool, classy, free spirit.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You know this whole time I thought RFK jr was a total creep but now I see he is a cool, classy, free spirit.
I can’t tell if I want the Trump-Clinton rumor to be true, or not.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I can’t tell if I want the Trump-Clinton rumor to be true, or not.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.
The Devils haven’t won a game in regulation in 14 years
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Devils haven’t won a game in regulation in 14 years
Reaching the age where I am starting to lust for gold.
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Reaching the age where I am starting to lust for gold.
Just spent 300 bucks on groceries for like 2 meals and hand soap. How is this possible
What am I doing wrong my family is starving
What am I doing wrong my family is starving
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just spent 300 bucks on groceries for like 2 meals and hand soap. How is this possible
What am I doing wrong my family is starving
What am I doing wrong my family is starving
It’s crazy that that “Trump killed Epstein” has moved from Conspiracy Theory status to Very Likely status.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s crazy that that “Trump killed Epstein” has moved from Conspiracy Theory status to Very Likely status.
“Is this the end of Trump?”
::I say to myself for the 1056th time::
::I say to myself for the 1056th time::
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“Is this the end of Trump?”
::I say to myself for the 1056th time::
::I say to myself for the 1056th time::
Very excited to watch Devils vs Penguins tomorrow at (checks time) 9:30 am
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Very excited to watch Devils vs Penguins tomorrow at (checks time) 9:30 am
Extreme Cuomo voice “ Zelda Moomdookie”
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Extreme Cuomo voice “ Zelda Moomdookie”
With this coming Beaver Super moon, I will be rising to an new era of power.
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
With this coming Beaver Super moon, I will be rising to an new era of power.
Very weird to be in a city that wins a championship but doesn’t grease the street poles.
People can just climb up?
People can just climb up?
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Very weird to be in a city that wins a championship but doesn’t grease the street poles.
People can just climb up?
People can just climb up?
Thank god
If Canada wins the World Series, I will join Blackwater
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Thank god
If Canada wins the World Series, I will join Blackwater
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If Canada wins the World Series, I will join Blackwater
I sort of want NYC to elect Curtis Sliwa just so I can keep on seeing him on social media
October 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I sort of want NYC to elect Curtis Sliwa just so I can keep on seeing him on social media
I’m just a simple man, waiting for a rare full super moon to destroy my old life and unlock my villain era
October 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m just a simple man, waiting for a rare full super moon to destroy my old life and unlock my villain era
Just ordered a shipment of oversized drop-shoulder tee shirts
As I approach age 40, I am stepping into my streetwear phase
As I approach age 40, I am stepping into my streetwear phase
October 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just ordered a shipment of oversized drop-shoulder tee shirts
As I approach age 40, I am stepping into my streetwear phase
As I approach age 40, I am stepping into my streetwear phase
I start off conversation with every English person I meet by asking about Princess Diana.
September 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I start off conversation with every English person I meet by asking about Princess Diana.
I had so many plans for today which all devolved into “watch terminator 1 and 2 and eat tacos”
September 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I had so many plans for today which all devolved into “watch terminator 1 and 2 and eat tacos”
Trump is really going to release every single American secret to distract us from the Epstein files
September 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Trump is really going to release every single American secret to distract us from the Epstein files
Looking for a group of chill bros in LA who want to meet up once a month and go to the weirdest strip club with the absolute most strangest vibes and we just chill and remark upon life
#LosAngeles #Bros
#LosAngeles #Bros
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Looking for a group of chill bros in LA who want to meet up once a month and go to the weirdest strip club with the absolute most strangest vibes and we just chill and remark upon life
#LosAngeles #Bros
#LosAngeles #Bros
Hey man idk much. But the unilateral consolidation of power by the Republican party in 2025 is what every American has always been afraid of.
September 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hey man idk much. But the unilateral consolidation of power by the Republican party in 2025 is what every American has always been afraid of.