Patrick Durning
@pjdurning.bsky.social
Phillies fan… whatever.
3 kids, 2 dogs and will get more as soon as my wife agrees. Dogs not kids
WeAre
Go Birds
3 kids, 2 dogs and will get more as soon as my wife agrees. Dogs not kids
WeAre
Go Birds
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
Add two more QBs that will take a SB snap before Dak Prescott
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Add two more QBs that will take a SB snap before Dak Prescott
Jesus… that video is disgusting.
Straight up murder
Straight up murder
January 24, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Jesus… that video is disgusting.
Straight up murder
Straight up murder
Just took the dogs for a walk …. Have even more respect for those Minnesotans yesterday.
Know they’re used to it, but, man, I don’t think I own enough clothes to layer up for this shit.
Know they’re used to it, but, man, I don’t think I own enough clothes to layer up for this shit.
January 24, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Just took the dogs for a walk …. Have even more respect for those Minnesotans yesterday.
Know they’re used to it, but, man, I don’t think I own enough clothes to layer up for this shit.
Know they’re used to it, but, man, I don’t think I own enough clothes to layer up for this shit.
80 World Series G6 on MLB….
Lefty is dealing
Lefty is dealing
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM
80 World Series G6 on MLB….
Lefty is dealing
Lefty is dealing
How come that goaltending wasn’t reviewable?
January 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
How come that goaltending wasn’t reviewable?
Lovely.
Mets making moves. Still, FTM
Mets making moves. Still, FTM
The New York Mets are in serious discussions with the Milwaukee Brewers to acquire ace Freddy Peralta. Deal is not yet finalized, but significant process has been made.
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Lovely.
Mets making moves. Still, FTM
Mets making moves. Still, FTM
There is no bottom.
And not one damn “leader” has any interest in pulling us out of this death spiral.
And not one damn “leader” has any interest in pulling us out of this death spiral.
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
There is no bottom.
And not one damn “leader” has any interest in pulling us out of this death spiral.
And not one damn “leader” has any interest in pulling us out of this death spiral.
Also… this is what you do 1-10 with 1:20 left, driving, and the defense on their heels.
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Also… this is what you do 1-10 with 1:20 left, driving, and the defense on their heels.
Wow… off back foot from the 40.
Just a prayer
Just a prayer
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Wow… off back foot from the 40.
Just a prayer
Just a prayer
One of these crap teams is going to the Super Bowl
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
One of these crap teams is going to the Super Bowl
13-9 with 10 punts and 5 turnovers.
And at least one QB knocked out
And at least one QB knocked out
Look, just among friends, all I’m saying is to imagine yourself watching a Seahawks-Texans Super Bowl.
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
13-9 with 10 punts and 5 turnovers.
And at least one QB knocked out
And at least one QB knocked out
How could we not run on this team??
January 18, 2026 at 3:47 AM
How could we not run on this team??
Coping by telling myself long term it is for the best…. But man it sucks the Birds aren’t playing this weekend.
January 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Coping by telling myself long term it is for the best…. But man it sucks the Birds aren’t playing this weekend.
Jesus.
“De-escalation” training for a bunch of Proud Boy thugs. Should absolutely work.
“De-escalation” training for a bunch of Proud Boy thugs. Should absolutely work.
January 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Jesus.
“De-escalation” training for a bunch of Proud Boy thugs. Should absolutely work.
“De-escalation” training for a bunch of Proud Boy thugs. Should absolutely work.
JT coming back does make them better so let’s all calm down.
Again, running it back is not very inspiring, but they are still better than the Mets
Again, running it back is not very inspiring, but they are still better than the Mets
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
JT coming back does make them better so let’s all calm down.
Again, running it back is not very inspiring, but they are still better than the Mets
Again, running it back is not very inspiring, but they are still better than the Mets
Banking a lot on a Nola bounce back, Painter and Crawford break out, Schwarber 45+ bombs and Harp MVP-esque again
January 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Banking a lot on a Nola bounce back, Painter and Crawford break out, Schwarber 45+ bombs and Harp MVP-esque again
Also think it’s ok to be pissed.
Running it back is not inspiring. With their SP, they will be in the playoff hunt, 85-90 wins.
But , right now, no reason to think it won’t end the same next year.
Running it back is not inspiring. With their SP, they will be in the playoff hunt, 85-90 wins.
But , right now, no reason to think it won’t end the same next year.
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Also think it’s ok to be pissed.
Running it back is not inspiring. With their SP, they will be in the playoff hunt, 85-90 wins.
But , right now, no reason to think it won’t end the same next year.
Running it back is not inspiring. With their SP, they will be in the playoff hunt, 85-90 wins.
But , right now, no reason to think it won’t end the same next year.
But anyway…. Bichette fit mostly because he was RH, and they could take a one year hit with Casty and Walker coming off the books next year.
They should have doubled down on the strength of their team, the SP, and signed Ranger.
They should have doubled down on the strength of their team, the SP, and signed Ranger.
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
But anyway…. Bichette fit mostly because he was RH, and they could take a one year hit with Casty and Walker coming off the books next year.
They should have doubled down on the strength of their team, the SP, and signed Ranger.
They should have doubled down on the strength of their team, the SP, and signed Ranger.
Can’t see how we can blame Bichette here… gonna bank 42 million and hit the market again.
DD should have gotten that signature last night
DD should have gotten that signature last night
The Phillies had agreed to Bo Bichette’s request for a 7-year, $200 million deal last night and believed they would sign him until the Mets swooped in with their 3-year, $126 million offer after losing out in in the Kyle Tucker sweepstakes.
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Can’t see how we can blame Bichette here… gonna bank 42 million and hit the market again.
DD should have gotten that signature last night
DD should have gotten that signature last night
Ouch
Bo Bichette is in agreement with the Mets on a 3-year contract.
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Ouch
So he got his participation trophy lol?
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
So he got his participation trophy lol?
The day IT happens will be a great day,….. but closing fast on the karma meter is the day Stephen Miller goes to prison. History says he will skate but, man, we have to hold fast and make sure it does happen.
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The day IT happens will be a great day,….. but closing fast on the karma meter is the day Stephen Miller goes to prison. History says he will skate but, man, we have to hold fast and make sure it does happen.
The 8 wars have become background noise now…. But the 18 TRILLION is new.
Trump: "Tariffs have helped us stop 8 wars. They've helped us get the best trade numbers we've ever had. They've help us get $18 trillion brought into the country. And maybe above all else, they've given us tremendous national security."
January 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The 8 wars have become background noise now…. But the 18 TRILLION is new.
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January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.