Pizzaguy of the Dead
@pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social
I’m Chris, delivery guy at Mario’s, home of the best Eggplant Parmigiana in the RVA. We serve anyone, living or dead. Just don’t be a jerk! (He/Him)
Don’t mind me, the iPod of Doom has just got me playing it very loud right now.
It’s necessary.
It’s necessary.
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Don’t mind me, the iPod of Doom has just got me playing it very loud right now.
It’s necessary.
It’s necessary.
As the cold drifts in more and more, the fairies of Agecroft Hall get into their Winter aspects. Darker and crueler. Their tastes get even more bloody, which can make the deliveries awkward.
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
As the cold drifts in more and more, the fairies of Agecroft Hall get into their Winter aspects. Darker and crueler. Their tastes get even more bloody, which can make the deliveries awkward.
Happy thanksgiving to those that celebrate. May your meals be bountiful.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Happy thanksgiving to those that celebrate. May your meals be bountiful.
One of the pluses to delivery driving is getting to play my music as I want in the car (granted that’s usually as long as the iPod of Doom doesn’t get into a weird mood).
Downside would have to be the roasted green pepper smell that permeates.
And I suppose the occasional haunting of my car.
Downside would have to be the roasted green pepper smell that permeates.
And I suppose the occasional haunting of my car.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
One of the pluses to delivery driving is getting to play my music as I want in the car (granted that’s usually as long as the iPod of Doom doesn’t get into a weird mood).
Downside would have to be the roasted green pepper smell that permeates.
And I suppose the occasional haunting of my car.
Downside would have to be the roasted green pepper smell that permeates.
And I suppose the occasional haunting of my car.
There’s a certain old school satisfaction in turning off the GPS because you’re sure of the route on your own.
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There’s a certain old school satisfaction in turning off the GPS because you’re sure of the route on your own.
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
It’s a Silent Hill 2 Soundtrack kind of evening.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It’s a Silent Hill 2 Soundtrack kind of evening.
Finished with 28 Years Later. I’m going to be mulling that one for a bit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Finished with 28 Years Later. I’m going to be mulling that one for a bit.
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Time for a new coffee joint.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Time for a new coffee joint.
A broken clock and all, but this is still really good news.
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A broken clock and all, but this is still really good news.
Check out the show, donate/spread the word if you can.
Only 4 days left until the campaign ends and as it stands at under 30% that we cannot afford to make Season Two.
Please share our Kickstarter below and help us make Season Two a reality
You can also help by writing your own social media posts and tagging friends you think will enjoy us!
Please share our Kickstarter below and help us make Season Two a reality
You can also help by writing your own social media posts and tagging friends you think will enjoy us!
The Holmwood Foundation - Season Two
Season Two of the horror-fiction audio drama about possession, queer identity, and Dracula's severed head!
Www.tinyurl.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Check out the show, donate/spread the word if you can.
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The DTaP CFP for ATHE 2026 in Baltimore (July 22-26) is now live. Come and join us in considering the work of disabled people in theatre and the performing arts practice, education, and scholarship!
cdn.ymaws.com/www.athe.org...
cdn.ymaws.com/www.athe.org...
cdn.ymaws.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The DTaP CFP for ATHE 2026 in Baltimore (July 22-26) is now live. Come and join us in considering the work of disabled people in theatre and the performing arts practice, education, and scholarship!
cdn.ymaws.com/www.athe.org...
cdn.ymaws.com/www.athe.org...
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JOIN US TOMORROW FOR AN ALL-DAY LIVESTREAM!
Starting at 10am GMT, we'll be listening to all of The Holmwood Foundation series one, interviewing some Dracula friends, stream a session of Draculesti, and enjoy a Georgia Drawing Stream!
(Schedule Below)
Starting at 10am GMT, we'll be listening to all of The Holmwood Foundation series one, interviewing some Dracula friends, stream a session of Draculesti, and enjoy a Georgia Drawing Stream!
(Schedule Below)
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
JOIN US TOMORROW FOR AN ALL-DAY LIVESTREAM!
Starting at 10am GMT, we'll be listening to all of The Holmwood Foundation series one, interviewing some Dracula friends, stream a session of Draculesti, and enjoy a Georgia Drawing Stream!
(Schedule Below)
Starting at 10am GMT, we'll be listening to all of The Holmwood Foundation series one, interviewing some Dracula friends, stream a session of Draculesti, and enjoy a Georgia Drawing Stream!
(Schedule Below)
The earlier darkness does allow Lucy time to get into the dinner rush.
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The earlier darkness does allow Lucy time to get into the dinner rush.
Tip the delivery driver. They get up to more than you know.
What sort of message do you hope people take away from your most recent book/wip? #WritingPrompt
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Tip the delivery driver. They get up to more than you know.
Did my part earlier today for the elections.
I’m feeling rather good about it.
Hopeful.
I’m feeling rather good about it.
Hopeful.
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Did my part earlier today for the elections.
I’m feeling rather good about it.
Hopeful.
I’m feeling rather good about it.
Hopeful.
What’s the best way to talk to a dryad?
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What’s the best way to talk to a dryad?
So Halloween is ‘officially over’ and people are starting to put away their skeletons and tree ghosts.
For some of us, those spooks live always on our hearts.
For some of us, those spooks live always on our hearts.
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So Halloween is ‘officially over’ and people are starting to put away their skeletons and tree ghosts.
For some of us, those spooks live always on our hearts.
For some of us, those spooks live always on our hearts.
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If we don't hit our goal (which is looking increasingly likely), we cannot make season two.
Even if you can't donate, a share or review goes so far. This is a project Fio and I are so proud of, and we really want to see it through to the end.
Season one is already available for free online!
Even if you can't donate, a share or review goes so far. This is a project Fio and I are so proud of, and we really want to see it through to the end.
Season one is already available for free online!
The Holmwood Foundation - Season Two
Season Two of the horror-fiction audio drama about possession, queer identity, and Dracula's severed head!
www.kickstarter.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If we don't hit our goal (which is looking increasingly likely), we cannot make season two.
Even if you can't donate, a share or review goes so far. This is a project Fio and I are so proud of, and we really want to see it through to the end.
Season one is already available for free online!
Even if you can't donate, a share or review goes so far. This is a project Fio and I are so proud of, and we really want to see it through to the end.
Season one is already available for free online!
👀 On the advice of counsel, I’m remaining silent.
40 million users on halloween [takes a long drag on a cigarette] no way one of them isn’t a dracula
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
👀 On the advice of counsel, I’m remaining silent.
Tattooed and scarified dryads coming out of the trees with carvings in them, you hope the tattooing at lest was voluntary.
October 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tattooed and scarified dryads coming out of the trees with carvings in them, you hope the tattooing at lest was voluntary.
When what you thought was an EVP for the order turns out to be a spectrogram for it instead.
October 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
When what you thought was an EVP for the order turns out to be a spectrogram for it instead.
You ever wonder what that person who doesn’t feel like a real person eats? Turns out that they have a live for cardboard pizza boxes.
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You ever wonder what that person who doesn’t feel like a real person eats? Turns out that they have a live for cardboard pizza boxes.
So the party appears to be for a family that’s celebrating Diwali. They invited a bunch of neighbors to it as well.
October 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So the party appears to be for a family that’s celebrating Diwali. They invited a bunch of neighbors to it as well.