It’s pretty clear now that the Chekhov’s gun of the Trump presidency will be Donny actually shooting someone down in the street and not “losing a vote.”
August 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It’s pretty clear now that the Chekhov’s gun of the Trump presidency will be Donny actually shooting someone down in the street and not “losing a vote.”
What will Trump’s eunuchs say when he nominates Gilane Maxwell to be Secretary of State?
August 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What will Trump’s eunuchs say when he nominates Gilane Maxwell to be Secretary of State?
Qnoners would literally eat a tape of Trump raping a child to save Dear Leader from harm.
July 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Qnoners would literally eat a tape of Trump raping a child to save Dear Leader from harm.
Imagine making a product that’s 10x better than the competition’s, yet you’re consistently getting beat in sales and popular opinion, and you think the solution is to tweak the product. #theabundance
June 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Imagine making a product that’s 10x better than the competition’s, yet you’re consistently getting beat in sales and popular opinion, and you think the solution is to tweak the product. #theabundance
@democrats.org Do you have a person whose job it is to not get rhetorically beat-up by right-wingers? Like jump every piece of negative rhetoric like it’s a bad grenade?
June 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
@democrats.org Do you have a person whose job it is to not get rhetorically beat-up by right-wingers? Like jump every piece of negative rhetoric like it’s a bad grenade?
Put me through to the head of communications at the DNC. Who’s in charge of not getting rhetorically beat-up by republicans?
June 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Put me through to the head of communications at the DNC. Who’s in charge of not getting rhetorically beat-up by republicans?
This is for no one:
Rian Johnson is the American Guy Ritchie. He’s better than Guy Ritchie, and he’s ours.
Rian Johnson is the American Guy Ritchie. He’s better than Guy Ritchie, and he’s ours.
June 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is for no one:
Rian Johnson is the American Guy Ritchie. He’s better than Guy Ritchie, and he’s ours.
Rian Johnson is the American Guy Ritchie. He’s better than Guy Ritchie, and he’s ours.
To anyone following the case: the SS Karen Read has hit a berg and it’s taking in water.
Ready the lifeboats (aka the “you can’t prove intent” defense).
Ready the lifeboats (aka the “you can’t prove intent” defense).
June 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
To anyone following the case: the SS Karen Read has hit a berg and it’s taking in water.
Ready the lifeboats (aka the “you can’t prove intent” defense).
Ready the lifeboats (aka the “you can’t prove intent” defense).
Please don’t tell your kids “no thank you” when you want them to stop doing something.
Say “stop doing that.” If you want to be polite, say “please stop doing that.”
What’s with the passive-aggressive question-begging?
Say “stop doing that.” If you want to be polite, say “please stop doing that.”
What’s with the passive-aggressive question-begging?
May 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Please don’t tell your kids “no thank you” when you want them to stop doing something.
Say “stop doing that.” If you want to be polite, say “please stop doing that.”
What’s with the passive-aggressive question-begging?
Say “stop doing that.” If you want to be polite, say “please stop doing that.”
What’s with the passive-aggressive question-begging?
He’ll tell them the Democrats did it and they’ll believe him. Next.
Trump's spending cuts are hitting communities of his supporters : Consider This from NPR
President Trump's rapid-fire spending cuts have affected communities all over the country–including strongholds of his supporters. One of them is Rising Sun, Maryland. The town had won two FEMA grants...
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May 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
He’ll tell them the Democrats did it and they’ll believe him. Next.
What are the Democrats doing today to not get owned by the right wing narrative today?
May 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
What are the Democrats doing today to not get owned by the right wing narrative today?
“We don’t have ‘medium’ — we have large, super-large, and colossal.”
“Don’t jerk me around, clown.”
“Don’t jerk me around, clown.”
April 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“We don’t have ‘medium’ — we have large, super-large, and colossal.”
“Don’t jerk me around, clown.”
“Don’t jerk me around, clown.”
Even in the unlikely event it’s true that fluoride inhibits IQ in kids — would you rather have an 83 IQ, or an 85 IQ with excruciating mouth pain?
April 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Even in the unlikely event it’s true that fluoride inhibits IQ in kids — would you rather have an 83 IQ, or an 85 IQ with excruciating mouth pain?
The SEC will never nail Trump for manipulating the market, so why tf wouldn’t he do it? He and Vlad are making bank.
At the end of the day, Trump is Hans Gruber — not an ideologue, just a thief.
At the end of the day, Trump is Hans Gruber — not an ideologue, just a thief.
April 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The SEC will never nail Trump for manipulating the market, so why tf wouldn’t he do it? He and Vlad are making bank.
At the end of the day, Trump is Hans Gruber — not an ideologue, just a thief.
At the end of the day, Trump is Hans Gruber — not an ideologue, just a thief.
Nobody will ever manipulate the market on a scale like this again. Reek truly is a grifter for the ages.
April 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Nobody will ever manipulate the market on a scale like this again. Reek truly is a grifter for the ages.
Passive-aggressiveness — or “snark,” if you like — is the way of the coward.
April 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Passive-aggressiveness — or “snark,” if you like — is the way of the coward.
Is every nationally-elected Democrat calling Fox News and demanding to be put on the air to point out the fact that Trump is using tariffs to tank the economy and HE’S EXEMPTING ONLY RUSSIA FROM THE TARIFFS?! And if they aren’t, WHY THE FUCK AREN’T THEY?!
April 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Is every nationally-elected Democrat calling Fox News and demanding to be put on the air to point out the fact that Trump is using tariffs to tank the economy and HE’S EXEMPTING ONLY RUSSIA FROM THE TARIFFS?! And if they aren’t, WHY THE FUCK AREN’T THEY?!
What’s your favorite chapter in the book “Things Dumb People Say”?
Mine is “Actually, I’m More of a Libertarian”
Mine is “Actually, I’m More of a Libertarian”
April 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What’s your favorite chapter in the book “Things Dumb People Say”?
Mine is “Actually, I’m More of a Libertarian”
Mine is “Actually, I’m More of a Libertarian”
Why does Chump’s boss Putin want the US economy to perform badly?
April 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Why does Chump’s boss Putin want the US economy to perform badly?
History enthusiasts –– who's the biggest bozo to ever hold a cabinet position? Does anyone have Hegseth beat?
March 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
History enthusiasts –– who's the biggest bozo to ever hold a cabinet position? Does anyone have Hegseth beat?
Do we have a maguffin for breaking the propaganda spell on the magas yet?
March 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Do we have a maguffin for breaking the propaganda spell on the magas yet?
Connections
Puzzle #648
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March 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Connections
Puzzle #648
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I’m getting “Community: Season 4” vibes from the new Onion.
March 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’m getting “Community: Season 4” vibes from the new Onion.
My least favorite genre of youtube video is when they tease you with a 2m clip you want to see, then some guy pads it out with 15m of redundant commentary. We shouldn't stand for this.
March 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My least favorite genre of youtube video is when they tease you with a 2m clip you want to see, then some guy pads it out with 15m of redundant commentary. We shouldn't stand for this.
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.