Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾
@pimpcesslay.bsky.social
The thickest villain in the city🫶🏾
I find myself not really participating on social media lately. Like the shit I have to say feels too heavy & important *to me* for public opinion. Ya know?
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I find myself not really participating on social media lately. Like the shit I have to say feels too heavy & important *to me* for public opinion. Ya know?
Apparently the new moon is Scorpio is a great time for manifesting by way of the coochie portal or water.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Apparently the new moon is Scorpio is a great time for manifesting by way of the coochie portal or water.
I don’t like diamond dust. Get something lab created if you on a budget but do NOT get that tacky shit & piss me off.
I have a question… why do women hate cluster rings???
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I don’t like diamond dust. Get something lab created if you on a budget but do NOT get that tacky shit & piss me off.
It would certainly make me happy.
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It would certainly make me happy.
Doja’s ass looks kinda soggy with this weight loss idk
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Doja’s ass looks kinda soggy with this weight loss idk
I got them what they asked for but they want *my* chips???? This is why I be mean to them.
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I got them what they asked for but they want *my* chips???? This is why I be mean to them.
I bought everybody in my house some snacks & they all said they are waiting for me to open my chips so they can taste them. I-?????
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I bought everybody in my house some snacks & they all said they are waiting for me to open my chips so they can taste them. I-?????
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idk what kinda crack is in them forehead kisses but i’m folding EVERY time
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
idk what kinda crack is in them forehead kisses but i’m folding EVERY time
Michael B. Jordan is so fine that I might be okay with his wiener being just a whisper in his boxers.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Michael B. Jordan is so fine that I might be okay with his wiener being just a whisper in his boxers.
It’s so hot & humid around here. When will this suffering end?!
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s so hot & humid around here. When will this suffering end?!
It’s gonna be 82° today
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It’s gonna be 82° today
I still think about the girl saying Joseline smells like “she just finished having raw sex, got nutted in & didn’t wash up afterwards. Like oniony” 💀
Y’all arguing about a tea page and joseline outside like this.
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I still think about the girl saying Joseline smells like “she just finished having raw sex, got nutted in & didn’t wash up afterwards. Like oniony” 💀
Homer Simpson was a dickhead but he took his ass to work!
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Homer Simpson was a dickhead but he took his ass to work!
I don’t have an appetite but I guess I’ll go eat dinner.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don’t have an appetite but I guess I’ll go eat dinner.
Explaining to my mama how white men suck their friends off as a joke is probably how Donald sucked Bubba off & there’s pics to prove it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Explaining to my mama how white men suck their friends off as a joke is probably how Donald sucked Bubba off & there’s pics to prove it.
Oh absolutely. If you want to cross boundaries, I will leave none left for you to cross.
Question 43:
You ever cut off a family member forever?
You ever cut off a family member forever?
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Oh absolutely. If you want to cross boundaries, I will leave none left for you to cross.
I just saw a clip for that SpongeBob movie…. That shit ain’t for kids, bro.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I just saw a clip for that SpongeBob movie…. That shit ain’t for kids, bro.
Me at my inconveniences all day: “See, I’m tryna be all centered and shit…. But BITCH-“
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me at my inconveniences all day: “See, I’m tryna be all centered and shit…. But BITCH-“
The dental insurance at my job is so good that I will stay here until I know for sure I won’t need a side tooth implant for at least 20 years. Not bouta catch me slipping!
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The dental insurance at my job is so good that I will stay here until I know for sure I won’t need a side tooth implant for at least 20 years. Not bouta catch me slipping!
I’m already so annoyed with my job. Ain’t even been here an hour.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I’m already so annoyed with my job. Ain’t even been here an hour.
I only had two reese’s cups, a lil coffee & some water today. My mama said I need to eat before I be jittery. Idk what’s in that candy but every time I ate one I wasn’t hungry again for a long time 🥴
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I only had two reese’s cups, a lil coffee & some water today. My mama said I need to eat before I be jittery. Idk what’s in that candy but every time I ate one I wasn’t hungry again for a long time 🥴
I ordered some new pajama sets & night gowns. Can’t wait to see if they’re twerkable.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I ordered some new pajama sets & night gowns. Can’t wait to see if they’re twerkable.
Buuuutttt the other side of my family does a big gathering on Thanksgiving & they are so lovely. Might go get loved on by them before the holidays start whooping me.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Buuuutttt the other side of my family does a big gathering on Thanksgiving & they are so lovely. Might go get loved on by them before the holidays start whooping me.
I miss my uncles but ion wanna go to no family functions. That’s crazy
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I miss my uncles but ion wanna go to no family functions. That’s crazy
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Idlewild classic Black cinema and we don’t talk about it enough!
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Idlewild classic Black cinema and we don’t talk about it enough!