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Single ASD dad. I play drums in Uncle Rusty's Pocket Sand and like football and videogames and stuff.
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No image I've seen sums up the state of the UK quite like this:
It's very thoughtful of the two main parties to so throughly destroy themselves at once
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 PM
It's very thoughtful of the two main parties to so throughly destroy themselves at once
These are the people that decide who the PM is every single time
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
These are the people that decide who the PM is every single time
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Gamer girl bath water IPA
January 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Gamer girl bath water IPA
Me and @michaelsouthan.bsky.social thoroughly dissecting Shaun Murphy:
"The first hour will be crucial, if Wu Yize gets ahead of me and he likes it, I'll lose" - Shaun Murphy.
"His fans are the blokes from the south east that prefer rugby and F1 but when asked say they're an Arsenal fan."
"The first hour will be crucial, if Wu Yize gets ahead of me and he likes it, I'll lose" - Shaun Murphy.
"His fans are the blokes from the south east that prefer rugby and F1 but when asked say they're an Arsenal fan."
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Me and @michaelsouthan.bsky.social thoroughly dissecting Shaun Murphy:
"The first hour will be crucial, if Wu Yize gets ahead of me and he likes it, I'll lose" - Shaun Murphy.
"His fans are the blokes from the south east that prefer rugby and F1 but when asked say they're an Arsenal fan."
"The first hour will be crucial, if Wu Yize gets ahead of me and he likes it, I'll lose" - Shaun Murphy.
"His fans are the blokes from the south east that prefer rugby and F1 but when asked say they're an Arsenal fan."
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Bristol Labour all over there. Everything calculated in terms of "how can we have a go at the Greens" regardless of whether it's sane or not. Disingenuous to a fault.
January 8, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Bristol Labour all over there. Everything calculated in terms of "how can we have a go at the Greens" regardless of whether it's sane or not. Disingenuous to a fault.
Britain will end up with fascism because no one wanted to cause a fuss.
How low can Polanski go? Weaponising the killing of the mother of a 6 year old girl, that’s how low.
Leadership clearly isn’t a Green Party strong point.
Leadership clearly isn’t a Green Party strong point.
Trump started it.
Reform and Tories are at it too.
And Labour already heading in that direction.
All cruel, potentially deadly and does nothing to fix the cost of living crisis.
Reform and Tories are at it too.
And Labour already heading in that direction.
All cruel, potentially deadly and does nothing to fix the cost of living crisis.
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Britain will end up with fascism because no one wanted to cause a fuss.
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Labour councillor thinks that the murder of a woman - with plans that political parties in the UK are specifically looking to emulate - shouldn't be political.
Labour have no intention in every challenging the far right - which is why they'll be next to follow unless we stand up to them.
Labour have no intention in every challenging the far right - which is why they'll be next to follow unless we stand up to them.
How low can Polanski go? Weaponising the killing of the mother of a 6 year old girl, that’s how low.
Leadership clearly isn’t a Green Party strong point.
Leadership clearly isn’t a Green Party strong point.
Trump started it.
Reform and Tories are at it too.
And Labour already heading in that direction.
All cruel, potentially deadly and does nothing to fix the cost of living crisis.
Reform and Tories are at it too.
And Labour already heading in that direction.
All cruel, potentially deadly and does nothing to fix the cost of living crisis.
January 8, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Labour councillor thinks that the murder of a woman - with plans that political parties in the UK are specifically looking to emulate - shouldn't be political.
Labour have no intention in every challenging the far right - which is why they'll be next to follow unless we stand up to them.
Labour have no intention in every challenging the far right - which is why they'll be next to follow unless we stand up to them.
Instagram reels going well
January 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Instagram reels going well
No image I've seen sums up the state of the UK quite like this:
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
No image I've seen sums up the state of the UK quite like this:
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The Widow Kirk has entered the “tossing merch” stage of grief.
I guess a T-shirt launcher would’ve been crass.
I guess a T-shirt launcher would’ve been crass.
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The Widow Kirk has entered the “tossing merch” stage of grief.
I guess a T-shirt launcher would’ve been crass.
I guess a T-shirt launcher would’ve been crass.
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The PM and Foreign Secretary should be condemning this illegal strike and breach of international human rights law.
After years of arming a genocide and worshipping the “special relationship”, Trump now believes he can act with impunity.
After years of arming a genocide and worshipping the “special relationship”, Trump now believes he can act with impunity.
Trump just kidnapped President Nicolas Maduro of Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM
The PM and Foreign Secretary should be condemning this illegal strike and breach of international human rights law.
After years of arming a genocide and worshipping the “special relationship”, Trump now believes he can act with impunity.
After years of arming a genocide and worshipping the “special relationship”, Trump now believes he can act with impunity.
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This is an incredibly weak response from the EU, and a dangerous position to take.
Maduro's legitimacy is not the issue at hand. The US is acting as a rogue state, and will embolden other states to use unchecked military power for their own ends.
We need international law, not gangsterism.
Maduro's legitimacy is not the issue at hand. The US is acting as a rogue state, and will embolden other states to use unchecked military power for their own ends.
We need international law, not gangsterism.
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 AM
This is an incredibly weak response from the EU, and a dangerous position to take.
Maduro's legitimacy is not the issue at hand. The US is acting as a rogue state, and will embolden other states to use unchecked military power for their own ends.
We need international law, not gangsterism.
Maduro's legitimacy is not the issue at hand. The US is acting as a rogue state, and will embolden other states to use unchecked military power for their own ends.
We need international law, not gangsterism.
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its always a good time to post this
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
its always a good time to post this
It's great that this is a piece about Harriet Harman's actual son and he looks like all Labour activists do now: a thoroughly wedgieable dweeb
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
It's great that this is a piece about Harriet Harman's actual son and he looks like all Labour activists do now: a thoroughly wedgieable dweeb
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
He is inevitable
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
He is inevitable
Americans will make fun of our place names while deadass having names like Todger Strunk
December 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Americans will make fun of our place names while deadass having names like Todger Strunk
Stone Cold Steve Evans
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Stone Cold Steve Evans
Thoughts and prayers
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thoughts and prayers
With regard to the ongoing and rapid decline of Bristol Rovers FC:
A lot of talk about the possibility of a phoenix club which I support the idea of but the thing is can you really see a group of Rovers fans having the money and wherewithal to start this? We all know what this fanbase is like.
A lot of talk about the possibility of a phoenix club which I support the idea of but the thing is can you really see a group of Rovers fans having the money and wherewithal to start this? We all know what this fanbase is like.
December 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
With regard to the ongoing and rapid decline of Bristol Rovers FC:
A lot of talk about the possibility of a phoenix club which I support the idea of but the thing is can you really see a group of Rovers fans having the money and wherewithal to start this? We all know what this fanbase is like.
A lot of talk about the possibility of a phoenix club which I support the idea of but the thing is can you really see a group of Rovers fans having the money and wherewithal to start this? We all know what this fanbase is like.
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