Ho(e)metown Homo
@pigmakebacon.bsky.social
An aggressively transgender schizophrenic with a great sense of humor
Tummy hurts, got too gregnant. Gonna have a gregbortion later at the gregged parenthood
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Tummy hurts, got too gregnant. Gonna have a gregbortion later at the gregged parenthood
You ever play a game so much it starts bleeding into your dreams? For years ive had dreams where im straight up just playing fucking fortnite. During Wrecked i would hear a car in my dreams and i would go into panic mode, this also happened to a lesser extent in real life. Shits crazy man
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 PM
You ever play a game so much it starts bleeding into your dreams? For years ive had dreams where im straight up just playing fucking fortnite. During Wrecked i would hear a car in my dreams and i would go into panic mode, this also happened to a lesser extent in real life. Shits crazy man
Especially dont hit a billionaire with one!!
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Especially dont hit a billionaire with one!!
If i post a bajillion times at least one of them will make me microfamous and im just waiting for that one
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
If i post a bajillion times at least one of them will make me microfamous and im just waiting for that one
Guy who mishears “i want pizza” as “i want petes ahh” and shows pictures of petes ass
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Guy who mishears “i want pizza” as “i want petes ahh” and shows pictures of petes ass
Im so tired my eyes are burning but i like kinda wanna keep scrolling
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Im so tired my eyes are burning but i like kinda wanna keep scrolling
Im foaming at the mouth every time i listen to a @bitbreaker.bsky.social song, please check out their music they just dropped a new song
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Im foaming at the mouth every time i listen to a @bitbreaker.bsky.social song, please check out their music they just dropped a new song
Do you think Buddha would give me a hug and tell me its gonna be ok? Or would he say it in another language
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Do you think Buddha would give me a hug and tell me its gonna be ok? Or would he say it in another language
Can we all build a blanket fort and eat pizza and smoke weed? That would be super cool and awesome
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Can we all build a blanket fort and eat pizza and smoke weed? That would be super cool and awesome
You know how number one is pee and number two is poo (and pee, hence it being two because theres two things)
Cum is number zero because you dont have none of the above
Puke is negative one because youre at a net loss because your body didnt get nutrients from the food yet
Thank you for listening
Cum is number zero because you dont have none of the above
Puke is negative one because youre at a net loss because your body didnt get nutrients from the food yet
Thank you for listening
February 5, 2026 at 7:05 AM
You know how number one is pee and number two is poo (and pee, hence it being two because theres two things)
Cum is number zero because you dont have none of the above
Puke is negative one because youre at a net loss because your body didnt get nutrients from the food yet
Thank you for listening
Cum is number zero because you dont have none of the above
Puke is negative one because youre at a net loss because your body didnt get nutrients from the food yet
Thank you for listening
How it feels to eat doritos while high
February 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
How it feels to eat doritos while high
Imagine if dicks were detachable and you could just whip it out and do the crazy knife tricks people do but with your dick and you could also do it in the bed and “finish” when you finish
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Imagine if dicks were detachable and you could just whip it out and do the crazy knife tricks people do but with your dick and you could also do it in the bed and “finish” when you finish
Barbecue potato chips
But like a lot of them
But like a lot of them
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Barbecue potato chips
But like a lot of them
But like a lot of them
on top of this being really stupid and pointless, how the hell are you cooling datacenters in space? are you gonna ship thousands of gallons of water up there and hope it doesnt get too hot? genuinely such an astounding level of stupidity, how can he still get dumber?
The deal brings xAI and Elon Musk’s social media platform X under the SpaceX banner.
Elon Musk’s SpaceX Merges With xAI In Bid To Launch AI Data Centers In Space
The deal brings xAI and Elon Musk’s social media platform X under the SpaceX banner.
www.forbes.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 AM
on top of this being really stupid and pointless, how the hell are you cooling datacenters in space? are you gonna ship thousands of gallons of water up there and hope it doesnt get too hot? genuinely such an astounding level of stupidity, how can he still get dumber?
Big bowl of (EVIL GUYS) cream
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Big bowl of (EVIL GUYS) cream
This app would be so much better if people looked at my silly little posts and liked them so the number goes up, i like numbers going up
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 AM
This app would be so much better if people looked at my silly little posts and liked them so the number goes up, i like numbers going up
My sisters breakfast🔥
February 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
My sisters breakfast🔥
I love chicken balls in my mouth
February 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I love chicken balls in my mouth
Iron lung was good i think
February 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Iron lung was good i think
I feel so old whenever i have to look something up on know your meme or urban dictionary like what the fuck is mayodenoche and why is that my friends discord status
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I feel so old whenever i have to look something up on know your meme or urban dictionary like what the fuck is mayodenoche and why is that my friends discord status
My sister just letting these strawberries show hole like what the hell
February 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
My sister just letting these strawberries show hole like what the hell
I need to get out of bed but im so cozy
February 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I need to get out of bed but im so cozy
Im gonna see iron lung today, pretty cool
February 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Im gonna see iron lung today, pretty cool
Im going to dream dreamy dreams dreamily because i enjoy dreaming dreams, goodnight bluesky
February 1, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Im going to dream dreamy dreams dreamily because i enjoy dreaming dreams, goodnight bluesky