PieGopher
@piegopher.bsky.social
A queer, ace nerd from Quebec. He/him. Mediocre at video games, okay at swimming.
Some of my coworkers are fame-ish and when I pass them in the hallway my brain first says "You know them! Say hello!" Followed shortly by anxiety screaming "YOU FOOL they don't know yoooouuu!"
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Some of my coworkers are fame-ish and when I pass them in the hallway my brain first says "You know them! Say hello!" Followed shortly by anxiety screaming "YOU FOOL they don't know yoooouuu!"
As a cool and smart person I can easily find and identify the buttons on this. And as an appreciator of next level design I definitely know which way is the right way to insert the disc. No I'm not going to tell you.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
As a cool and smart person I can easily find and identify the buttons on this. And as an appreciator of next level design I definitely know which way is the right way to insert the disc. No I'm not going to tell you.
Facial hair reset! If you're a chin enjoyer, get it while it lasts! Because shaving sucks, so the beard will be back ASAP
November 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Facial hair reset! If you're a chin enjoyer, get it while it lasts! Because shaving sucks, so the beard will be back ASAP
The time of eggnog is upon us
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The time of eggnog is upon us
Scary Halloween chin reveal
(I'm dressed as Terry - One of the gay fellers from Weapons)
(I'm dressed as Terry - One of the gay fellers from Weapons)
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Scary Halloween chin reveal
(I'm dressed as Terry - One of the gay fellers from Weapons)
(I'm dressed as Terry - One of the gay fellers from Weapons)
This year I've been learning to make foam costume armor- And I made this Senshi costume for my friend.
The wigs were bought, but I turned one into the beard- Besides that (and the bagels) I built every piece. Even his underpants! ... they're important to the character, I swear!
The wigs were bought, but I turned one into the beard- Besides that (and the bagels) I built every piece. Even his underpants! ... they're important to the character, I swear!
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This year I've been learning to make foam costume armor- And I made this Senshi costume for my friend.
The wigs were bought, but I turned one into the beard- Besides that (and the bagels) I built every piece. Even his underpants! ... they're important to the character, I swear!
The wigs were bought, but I turned one into the beard- Besides that (and the bagels) I built every piece. Even his underpants! ... they're important to the character, I swear!
November - The Thursday of months.
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
November - The Thursday of months.
RIP my beard (it will be back)
Why did she ask to drink water from a bowl?
@piegopher.bsky.social are we in danger
@piegopher.bsky.social are we in danger
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
RIP my beard (it will be back)
About to do some beard bullshit in the name of Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
About to do some beard bullshit in the name of Halloween
So this is what I'd look like if I had a beard
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So this is what I'd look like if I had a beard
My dog's getting into the Halloween spirit with a spooky jumpscare dingleberry! Eek!!
October 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My dog's getting into the Halloween spirit with a spooky jumpscare dingleberry! Eek!!
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From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)
Won this at the arcade - It's like if my Monsters Inc. mpreg fiction came true
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Won this at the arcade - It's like if my Monsters Inc. mpreg fiction came true
Good news for Kaiju Smashers - Now you too can slap Godzilla's tittles! Experience the thrill of milking King Kong!
October 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Good news for Kaiju Smashers - Now you too can slap Godzilla's tittles! Experience the thrill of milking King Kong!
Getting into Demon Slayer - I love when he goes
"Urg arg it's too hard to cut this guy's head off"
Then he remembers he's real good at swords so he cuts the guy's head off.
"Urg arg it's too hard to cut this guy's head off"
Then he remembers he's real good at swords so he cuts the guy's head off.
October 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Getting into Demon Slayer - I love when he goes
"Urg arg it's too hard to cut this guy's head off"
Then he remembers he's real good at swords so he cuts the guy's head off.
"Urg arg it's too hard to cut this guy's head off"
Then he remembers he's real good at swords so he cuts the guy's head off.
Thinking about monster movies where the monsters are attracted to the tiniest sound but make a huge fucking racket whenever they move
October 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Thinking about monster movies where the monsters are attracted to the tiniest sound but make a huge fucking racket whenever they move
Watch out everybody, I've had lots of drinks and now I'm on the couch and ready to love everything that my friends posted on social media!
October 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Watch out everybody, I've had lots of drinks and now I'm on the couch and ready to love everything that my friends posted on social media!
"It's some sort of land cow!"
--Terrified Springfield Settler
--Terrified Springfield Settler
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"It's some sort of land cow!"
--Terrified Springfield Settler
--Terrified Springfield Settler
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I agree with @gavtrdq.bsky.social... this is one of the greatest comic panels of all time.
September 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I agree with @gavtrdq.bsky.social... this is one of the greatest comic panels of all time.
If I dressed like this for Halloween, would you get it?
What if I had a tray of 7 hot dogs too?
What if I had a tray of 7 hot dogs too?
September 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If I dressed like this for Halloween, would you get it?
What if I had a tray of 7 hot dogs too?
What if I had a tray of 7 hot dogs too?
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Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
September 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
Finally caught it on video - Having become an old baby, Toto has started to request the "alley-oop" method of getting onto the couch in my office. Sometimes I think he just wants to go for a ride.
September 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Finally caught it on video - Having become an old baby, Toto has started to request the "alley-oop" method of getting onto the couch in my office. Sometimes I think he just wants to go for a ride.