i am my own worst enemy (delayed the start date of new job by 1.5 months bc im gonna miss my friends and want to hang out with them more before i leave)
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i am my own worst enemy (delayed the start date of new job by 1.5 months bc im gonna miss my friends and want to hang out with them more before i leave)
someone hit my ✨car✨ with their ✨car✨and i didnt know i was supposed to call the ✨cops✨ to assign ✨blame✨ but their insurance still took liability (i uploaded pictures of the damage) so we r ✨so back✨
October 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
someone hit my ✨car✨ with their ✨car✨and i didnt know i was supposed to call the ✨cops✨ to assign ✨blame✨ but their insurance still took liability (i uploaded pictures of the damage) so we r ✨so back✨
double espresso no breakfast low caffeine tolerance
September 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
double espresso no breakfast low caffeine tolerance
just watched a cop car hit & drive up on a curb in the grocery store parking lot 💞✨🌸 life can be so beautiful
August 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
just watched a cop car hit & drive up on a curb in the grocery store parking lot 💞✨🌸 life can be so beautiful
quantum computing is just like sudoku actually
June 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
quantum computing is just like sudoku actually
y r ppl setting off fireworks in my urban neighborhood
May 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
y r ppl setting off fireworks in my urban neighborhood
shhh hold on a second im trying to shazam my tinnitus
May 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
shhh hold on a second im trying to shazam my tinnitus
this city may not be walkable to YOU but i have a corporate steps challenge to complete so
May 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
this city may not be walkable to YOU but i have a corporate steps challenge to complete so
i need @jacked.bsky.social to get a cat and name it beanstalk
May 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i need @jacked.bsky.social to get a cat and name it beanstalk
need everyone to appreciate this ring my sister made for me
May 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
need everyone to appreciate this ring my sister made for me
tiktok is becoming unusable with these ads
April 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
tiktok is becoming unusable with these ads
if two ppl get a divorce is it common practice to unfollow each other on socials as well
April 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if two ppl get a divorce is it common practice to unfollow each other on socials as well
no dunkin in my airport terminal
April 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
no dunkin in my airport terminal
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no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
March 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
well i can say with certainty rn that shrinkflation is NOT hitting the movie theater sodas
March 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
well i can say with certainty rn that shrinkflation is NOT hitting the movie theater sodas
i always think that in another life i was a divorced dad 🧍♂️💔 but that is such a quitter mindset. in this life i will be a divorced dad
March 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
i always think that in another life i was a divorced dad 🧍♂️💔 but that is such a quitter mindset. in this life i will be a divorced dad
tainted love by soft cell on repeat boosts my productivity to 110%. now i know what my high school gym teacher was talking about
February 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
tainted love by soft cell on repeat boosts my productivity to 110%. now i know what my high school gym teacher was talking about
oh um hey… sorry for thinking u werent real for a sec….
February 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
oh um hey… sorry for thinking u werent real for a sec….
i love cinnamon jellybeans but hate cherry jellybeans which is rly putting me in a predicament rn
February 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i love cinnamon jellybeans but hate cherry jellybeans which is rly putting me in a predicament rn
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I'm never going to have brainchildren
February 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm never going to have brainchildren
ok so im boycotting many places where i can get pants that fit (i have a weird size) which means i am getting back into sewing my own clothes!! v full circle moment for me
February 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ok so im boycotting many places where i can get pants that fit (i have a weird size) which means i am getting back into sewing my own clothes!! v full circle moment for me
it was the best of times, it was the worcestershire of times..,
February 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
it was the best of times, it was the worcestershire of times..,
i love straws, they rly do elevate the beverage drinking experience
February 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i love straws, they rly do elevate the beverage drinking experience
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I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that*
*look my dog straight in the eye and tell him he can’t have a little bit of my cheese
*look my dog straight in the eye and tell him he can’t have a little bit of my cheese
January 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that*
*look my dog straight in the eye and tell him he can’t have a little bit of my cheese
*look my dog straight in the eye and tell him he can’t have a little bit of my cheese
finally deleted twitter like four days ago (for obv reasons) but i have been filling the void with linkedin scrolling which has been not awesome
January 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
finally deleted twitter like four days ago (for obv reasons) but i have been filling the void with linkedin scrolling which has been not awesome